EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Beverley]

Sis she was already sucking COCK back in BEIRUT!

TOO MANY OFFENSIVE JOKES SPRING TO MIND

 

[Dark Carnival]

Instagram, I’m the mysterious one with no avatar

The one with a private profile and ZERO publications?

 

[Tisch]

You'd bottom for a NAIL IN A WALL at this point

I'm so using this in the future

 

[Lucille]

Sis she was already sucking COCK back in BEIRUT!

She’d wrap her GOB around anything that tasted like BABA GHANOUSH.

 

[win_the_game]

I’d bottom for this basic German cub.

Isn't that NOTABLE DILF Thomas Anders from Modern Talking?

 

[Penelope]

Terry Wogan MELTED DOWN TO LAUGHTER by this, and WHO CAN BLAME HIM

HIS LAST ENDEARING MOMENT! (HE'S DEAD NOW)

 

[Soldi]

The one with a private profile and ZERO publications?

YES, only PRIVATE SELFIES ON MOOPY from MOI

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’d wrap her GOB around anything that tasted like BABA GHANOUSH.

Oh yas DADDY GHANOUSH!

 

[win_the_game]

You'd bottom for a NAIL IN A WALL at this point

Shame it wouldn't even touch her sides.

 

[Penelope]

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG it's XANDEE!!!!

 

[Beverley]

OMG I loved this

Kate Ryan for lesbians

 

[Tisch]

I need a wee bit this looks AMAZING

 

[Dark Carnival]

SERIOSULY WHO MADE US WATCH 2002?!!

 

[Soldi]

SERIOSULY WHO MADE US WATCH 2002?!!

Probably PEN

 

[Penelope]

Xandee Xhaw - Puppet On A Xtring

 

[Dark Carnival]

Find the note girl, find the note!

 

[Suomi]

Xandee

 

[Penelope]

Probably PEN

It was @VoR and @Suomi

 

[win_the_game]

OH FFS I've got a coronavirus advert. Right before the chorus as well

 

[Beverley]

But this is legit so good

 

[Suomi]

SERIOSULY WHO MADE US WATCH 2002?!!

do you want a Eurovision education or do you not

 

[Soldi]

Ooh ah LOVE THID

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg early 2000s shit electro beats

 

[Penelope]

This is quite sad but also at the same time quite

I'm RELATING HARD

 

[Lucille]

SERIOSULY WHO MADE US WATCH 2002?!!

BURN THEM. ITS THE SECOND WORST THING VOR HAS DONE TO ME.

 

[Suomi]

It was @VoR and @Suomi

you two-stabbing bitch!

 

[Dark Carnival]

do you want a Eurovision education or do you not

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER!

 

[Beverley]

do you want a Eurovision education or do you not

The real question is, from WHOM does she want that Eurovision education!!!!

 

[Zu]

The one with a private profile and ZERO publications?

Keep him waiting, DC. You know what these people are like. They start demanding your Insta and suddenly they’re dipping into your PayPal and turning up at your door begging for copper and alms in a stained bra and top hat

 

[Soldi]

you two-stabbing bitch!

I don’t want to believe it, @Suomi seems NICE

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium

We're on SUCH AN INCREDIBLE RUN RIGHT NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Keep him waiting, DC. You know what these people are like. They start demanding your Insta and suddenly they’re dipping into your PayPal and turning up at your door begging for copper and alms in a stained bra and top hat

 

[Penelope]

THIS! IS! EUROVISION!!!

 

[Soldi]

Keep him waiting, DC. You know what these people are like. They start demanding your Insta and suddenly they’re dipping into your PayPal and turning up at your door begging for copper and alms in a stained bra and top hat

Oi my FACE is on PAGE 5

 

[Dark Carnival]

La Belgique 1000 points!!

 

[Penelope]

YOU TAKE MY TROUBLES AWAY

LIGHT UP MY CWEJ!!!!

 

[Suomi]

my students after me teaching about the Iraq war:

SERIOSULY WHO MADE US WATCH 2002?!!

my students after me teaching about photosynthesis:

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER!

 

[Lucille]

Keep him waiting, DC. You know what these people are like. They start demanding your Insta and suddenly they’re dipping into your PayPal and turning up at your door begging for copper and alms in a stained bra and top hat

I didn’t realise we had MET?!?

 

[win_the_game]

omg early 2000s shit electro beats

This was the era of BELGIAN DANCE MUSIC e.g. Lasgo, Kira and Milk Inc

 

[Penelope]

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE THIS RUSSIAN EMO BOLLOCKS