Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 13: Bosnia & Herzegovina, Montenegro, Slovakia & Turkey (1 Viewer)

[ButterTart]

The return of Bosnia was so underwhelming. Not a bad song, but they just popped back, bobbed their head around the door and said 'anyone fancy more of the same?'. It just seemed so pointless.

 

[Beverley]

YAY I got a MENTION

 

[ButterTart]

That made me think of this song, not that I listen to this kind of repulsive homosexual trash.

Legend has it lolly plays that song to psyche himself up when he goes on his lunch break.

 

[dmlaw]

The entry of that rapper in Ljubav Je was even more jarring than SuRie's stage invader.

 

[Alla]

I don't even know why I feel like "I Like Bosnia" when their songs are a snorefest.

 

[Alla]

I only had time for Thunder & Lightning. Next.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Seriously a warning next time, I thought this thing was DEAD

 

[ButterTart]

I don't even know why I feel like "I Like Bosnia" when their songs are a snorefest.

I like all of the countries in that region, but their music is quite boring.

 

[Soldi]

None of them will ever top Lejla (apart from ButterTart presumably)

 

[Alla]

Seriously a warning next time, I thought this thing was DEAD

He loves all the attention he has with such a rude attitude.

 

[dmlaw]

It's a pity that 2010s Bosnia was so terrible given that 2009 Bosnia was marvellous.

 

[ButterTart]

None of them will ever top Lejla (apart from ButterTart presumably)

She can have some disinterested fingering and be fucking glad she's even getting that.

 

[Soldi]

She can have some disinterested fingering and be fucking glad she's even getting that.

FILTH

 

[Alla]

I can't wait for a surprise victory for Euro Neuro next. But my rendition (VoR remix) was much better.

 

[ButterTart]

Seriously a warning next time, I thought this thing was DEAD

It's still struggling on. Just like Penelope bravely reaching for that 'Post Thread' button despite how much rat poison I'd put in his pot noodle, it won't ever die.

 

[Soldi]

I can't wait for a surprise victory for Euro Neuro next. But my rendition (VoR remix) was much better.

Oh I’ve not heard this

 

[Alla]

Oh I’ve not heard this

Yes, unless you were lurking 8 years ago you missed our successful Moopyvision Karaoke Contest. Unfortunately I no longer have that video

 

[Suomi]

I don’t think you guys realise how much work this is to cobble together, particularly with write-ups. I only did it once and I still have PTSD

 

[ButterTart]

I was going to say something pithy about the glacial pace of these results, then I remembered that when I actually ranked these songs Bosnia was still in Yugoslavia. I'm sure waiting half an hour between posts won't kill me.

 

[Alla]

We are just talking shit fighting for a spot in the POTW top 5.

 

[Jacques]

That result ended up surprising me even though I apparently gave 12 to the winner

None of those Bosnian songs are bad but at the same time none live up to the days of Bosnia 2004 & 2005

 

[Soldi]

We are just talking shit fighting for a spot in the POTW top 5.

 

[Soldi]

I don’t even have to try and get in the top 10

 

[VoR]

Turkey

3rd: Yüksek Sadakat - Live It Up (24pts)

The clear runt of Turkey's micro-litter from the past decade. This failing to qualify was a real shocker - not because it is in any way good or memorable, but because Turkey's diaspora was demonstrably one of the strongest in all of Europe throughout the previous decade. Maybe they were just put off by all that GREEN

Or perhaps this song simply wasn't good enough, as recent misfires from the likes of Russia, Armenia and Romania have served to prove that no country is guaranteed a finals slot except those who pay for one. Love them or hate them, the Turks could generally be trusted to at least make the effort, but this was truly listless fare that not even the inexplicable inclusion of a caged contortionist could breathe much life into.

Bizarrely, the band seem to remain hugely popular, with Spotify stats in the tens of millions. This entry does not appear to be among their most beloved chart toppers.

4 x 6 (Buttertart, David_5000, Ill Advised, Alla)
15 x 0 (Everyone else)

 

[Alla]

Another song robbed by the gayz, enough!

 

[Zu]

I don’t think you guys realise how much work this is to cobble together, particularly with write-ups. I only did it once and I still have PTSD

A delightful new series of random executions should see to any misconceptions

 

[Alla]

(Not that I care much about any of them)

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if ManGa are going to get all of the 12s.

 

[Soldi]

I wonder if ManGa are going to get all of the 12s.

Well it was SLIM PICKINGS wasn’t it

 

[ButterTart]

I don’t think you guys realise how much work this is to cobble together, particularly with write-ups. I only did it once and I still have PTSD

We're not complaining, we're just demanding and judging

Turkey

3rd: Yüksek Sadakat - Live It Up (24pts)

The clear runt of Turkey's micro-litter from the past decade. This failing to qualify was a real shocker - not because it is in any way good or memorable, but because Turkey's diaspora was demonstrably one of the strongest in all of Europe throughout the previous decade. Maybe they were just put off by all that GREEN

Or perhaps this song simply wasn't good enough, as recent misfires from the likes of Russia, Armenia and Romania have served to prove that no country is guaranteed a finals slot except those who pay for one. Love them or hate them, the Turks could generally be trusted to at least make the effort, but this was truly listless fare that not even the inexplicable inclusion of a caged contortionist could breathe much life into.

Bizarrely, the band seem to remain hugely popular, with Spotify stats in the tens of millions. This entry does not appear to be among their most beloved chart toppers.

4 x 6 (Buttertart, David_5000, Ill Advised, Alla)
15 x 0 (Everyone else)

I wondered for a second why in God's name I'd given this so many points, then I remembered there were only THREE songs in this round and the atrocity that was GAYBOAT had scooped my nul points.

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if ManGa are going to get all of the 12s.

Not if Win the Game has anything to do with it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another song robbed by the gayz, enough!

Are you serious?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wonder if ManGa are going to get all of the 12s.

it would be DESERVED

 

[Jacques]

Well it was SLIM PICKINGS wasn’t it

To be fair to maNga, as much as it is EASILY the only good song we had to choose from, it was also one of the very best in 2010, a very deserved runner-up in my opinion.

 

[Alla]

Are you serious?!

No.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I genuinely find the WOMAN IN A CAGE in that Turkish entry to be absolutely offensive, and honestly shouldn’t have been allowed to happen on the Eurovision stage ()

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are you serious?!

Oh of course you're not.

 

[Dark Carnival]

No.

I genuinely thought i was replying to Buttertart.

 

[Soldi]

To be fair to maNga, as much as it is EASILY the only good song we had to choose from, it was also one of the very best in 2010, a very deserved runner-up in my opinion.

I don’t even REMEMBER them during the rewatch, although we may have switched over to 1999 by that point

 

[Beverley]

I really want Turkey back in the competition