Moopyvision 2010-2019 Round 13: Bosnia & Herzegovina, Montenegro, Slovakia & Turkey

[Alla]

I genuinely find the WOMAN IN A CAGE in that Turkish entry to be absolutely offensive, and honestly shouldn’t have been allowed to happen on the Eurovision stage ()

We had a man in a wheel, so why not?

 

[Soldi]

Another song robbed by the gayz, enough!

Alla love your CONFUSING ME

 

[Lucille]

Is Alla coming out as STRAIGHT?!?

 

[ButterTart]

I genuinely thought i was replying to Buttertart.

People get us confused all the time. Just remember that one of us is a flamboyant Spanish homosexual, the other one is Alla.

 

[Soldi]

Is Alla coming out as STRAIGHT?!?

Lockdown does STRANGE THINGS to us all

 

[Alla]

Alla love your CONFUSING ME

Good.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I really want Turkey back in the competition

I'm ok with enduing some COCK ROCK every other year if it means we get belly dancing and tit shaking the rest of the time!

 

[Alla]

Sorry if I don't post every 10 seconds, I'm bosy compiling songs for my much anticipated ALLA MELODIFESTIVALEN EXTRAVAGANZA, coming soon.

 

[Zu]

Any birds here tonight? Get us an ale in would you @Alla mate

 

[Alla]

Any birds here tonight? Get us an ale in would you @Alla mate

I just shat on the sofa. PENELOPE COME HERE AND CLEAN THIS MESS!

 

[Beverley]

I'm ok with enduing some COCK ROCK every other year if it means we get belly dancing and tit shaking the rest of the time!

And let's face it, the boys are so much FITTAH

 

[Alla]

I'm not sure if Turkey fits in such a gay Festival anymore.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Eurovision fans are losing their fucking minds.

I'M THE ONLY SANE ONE!

 

[Lucille]

Eurovision fans are losing their fucking minds.

I'M THE ONLY SANE ONE!

 

[dmlaw]

Eurovision fans are losing their fucking minds.

I'M THE ONLY SANE ONE!

I haven't lost my mind. And neither has my penguin.

*squawk*

 

[Zu]

@VoR mate have I got time to vote for Slovakia? Don’t want it going FANNY UP KNOW WHAT I MEAN MATE

 

[VoR]

2nd: Can Bonomo - Love Me Back (114pts)

One of Sacha Baron Cohen's more elaborate guises, the alleged Can Bonomo saw out Turkey's 40-year Eurovision journey in a hail of bed linen and barely suppressed homosexuality.

I suppose you could charitably say he was a better time than the 2011 shower, and the footage of him hag-fagging his way through Baku with Kaliopi certainly endeared me to him a bit, but something definitely went off the boil with the Turks in their final years, and even the top ten success of this entry can't disguise the death rattle. At times the song genuinely sounds like he's half-heartedly making it up on the spot. The graph from 'Everyway That I Can' to this is a picture of terminal decline.

4 x 12 (sewerynsven, Penelope, wurst, Kevin)
3 x 0 (Alla, Ill Advised, Buttertart)

1st: MaNga - We Could Be The Same (204pts)

Oh, i suppose if we MUST allow heterosexuals into the playpen, allowing an ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM of one of these per year is acceptable.

15 x 12 (Sane people)
4 x 6 (The Can Bonomo enablers)

 

[Alla]

Did they actually get 114 points each? Oh he edited, I was worried.

 

[VoR]

I was going to write more for MaNga, but then I hit send too soon by accident and, well, fuck it.

 

[ButterTart]

I haven't lost my mind. And neither has my penguin.

*squawk*

I know for a FACT you haven't got a penguin, because I electrocuted it weeks ago.

 

[ButterTart]

I was going to write more for MaNga, but then I hit send too soon by accident and, well, fuck it.

How many people gave MaNga 0? Asking for an increasingly unhinged mod who's itching to ban some bitches.

 

[Alla]

We all knew Penelope and the funky bunch were going to vote for that shitty sailor.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I unashamedly QUITE LIKE Can Bonomo, in the context of watching it at Eurovision ONLY. It’s a borderline ridiculous performance you literally wouldn’t get anywhere else

 

[Dark Carnival]

We Could Be The Same wasn't my 12 by default, I genuinely think it's amazing. Plus it comes to life brilliantly on stage.

 

[win_the_game]

Rather late to the party but just to say those Bosnian results are FUCK AWFUL.

 

[VoR]

How many people gave MaNga 0? Asking for an increasingly unhinged mod who's itching to ban some bitches.

Nobody did!

 

[Alla]

How many people gave MaNga 0? Asking for an increasingly unhinged mod who's itching to ban some bitches.

Glad to know Kala is finally doing something

 

[ButterTart]

Nobody did!

I've never been prouder of this sinful little corner of the internet.

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine having to leave Montenegro until last for the drama.

 

[VoR]

Oh by the way, if anyone's interested in why Bosnia is such a tragic clusterfuck, I've been re-watching this old BBC documentary on Youtube recently and it's really very interesting if you like that sort of thing.

6 episodes, 45 minutes each, so you can probably burn through it while I write up the three Slovakian entries.

 

[ButterTart]

15 x 12 (Sane people)

Lads, we're sane people. It's as flattering as it is horrifyingly inaccurate.

 

[win_the_game]

Glad to know Kala is finally doing something

Didn't he refuse to vote for Turkey on the principle 'cocks are for my ass, not my ears'?

 

[Alla]

6 episodes, 45 minutes each!! Yeah, watching right now

 

[Alla]

Didn't he refuse to vote for Turkey on the principle 'cocks are for my ass, not my ears'?

Literally.

 

[Jacques]

We Could Be The Same wasn't my 12 by default, I genuinely think it's amazing. Plus it comes to life brilliantly on stage.

The performance really sticks in my head even a decade on. I thought Lena had the best song, but the Turks had the best performance.

 

[Alla]

Your avatar scares me, @Omer. Is that Kylie?

 

[ButterTart]

We Could Be the Same would have been a great winner. 2010 belonged to Germany for the narrative, but I was stanning for Turkey*.

*and Moldova obvs

 

[Soldi]

Didn't he refuse to vote for Turkey on the principle 'cocks are for my ass, not my ears'?

WTF

 

[win_the_game]

Oh by the way, if anyone's interested in why Bosnia is such a tragic clusterfuck, I've been re-watching this old BBC documentary on Youtube recently and it's really very interesting if you like that sort of thing.

6 episodes, 45 minutes each, so you can probably burn through it while I write up the three Slovakian entries.

That is a great documentary series! It always reminds me of my university days when I wrote a dissertation on national identity and ethnic cleansing during the Yugoslav Wars.

 

[ButterTart]

I know if Penelope were alive now he'd be thrilled to see how this thread is flourishing. Sadly it looks like that sniper did a pretty solid job.