MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #2: The Girlie Show Tour - 8PM Friday 17 April (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

God I miss anal.

 

[Sheena]

GO ON VERA

 

[Christian]

The dancers have ZERO chemistry with her

HIRED HANDS rather than PARTNERS IN CRIME

 

[Beverley]

THIS FUCKING SONG



IS EVERYTHING

 

[Mats]

okay, any young gay attending this show would just immediately lose their virginity at that

HOLY MARY

 

[Sheena]

I DON'T WANNA!

 

[GNL]

This is all very 'what if Blackpool drag queens' were given a budget.

 

[Sheena]

I forget just how many ADLIBS there are in this show

 

[Beverley]

THIS FUCKING SONG



IS EVERYTHING

But the presentation is SHOCKING

 

[Penelope]

okay, any young gay attending this show would just immediately lose their virginity at that

HOLY MARY

@Sheena - how many did you take in the lavs during/after at this one?

 

[Lucille]

okay, any young gay attending this show would just immediately lose their virginity at that

HOLY MARY

I’m sure young Sheena had her HANDS ROUND HER ANKLES at this point.

 

[Christian]

This BOAOGRAPHY

 

[Penelope]

This is all very 'what if Blackpool drag queens' were given a budget.

HOW was Drag Race UK season 1 not more like this?!

 

[Sheena]

The dancers have ZERO chemistry with her

HIRED HANDS rather than PARTNERS IN CRIME

She was burnt after Blond Ambition where a lot of them tried to sue her after Truth or Dare. She felt SHIT ON from a GREAT HEIGHT and they were kept as PROFESSIONAL ONLY from that point on.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

GO DEEPER !
SOCK IT SOCK IT NOW

 

[lolly]

I forget just how many ADLIBS there are in this show

I'm finding I'd completely forgotten about them, but then literally a couple of seconds before, I remember they are coming.

 

[Penelope]

OT: what is the DEFINITIVE Madonna biog?

 

[Mats]

I'm relieved she didn't slip in that used Kleenex

 

[Sheena]

I’m sure young Sheena had her HANDS ROUND HER ANKLES at this point.

I was TOO BUSY enjoying the stage presentation.

And the two South African men getting off with each other in a VERY WIDE EYED AND SWEATY way I didn't quite understand at the time...

 

[Christian]

This section is just a fucking SENSATION

 

[octophone]

Some of those moves are a bit risky - her cock's going to fall out those shorts any moment.

 

[Christian]

I'm relieved she didn't slip in that used Kleenex

Looked like an adult nappy to me

 

[Sheena]

I'm finding I'd completely forgotten about them, but then literally a couple of seconds before, I remember they are coming.

THIS! Entirely! I don't know it as well as Blond Ambition but PRETTY DAMNED CLOSE.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OT: what is the DEFINITIVE Madonna biog?

Like an Icon

 

[Christian]

Beverley Snr look away please

 

[Penelope]

WORST SIMULATED SEX EVER

 

[Lucille]

The queen eating MADONNA’S ASS

 

[Sheena]

OOH YEAH!
OOH YEAH!
OOH YEAH!
OOH YEAH!
EVERY MORNING! EVERY NIGHT!
I JUST WANNA HOLD YOU TIGHT!
EVERY MORNING! EVERY NIGHT!
I JUST WANNA LOVE YOU RIGHT!

 

[Mats]

Some of those moves are a bit risky - her cock's going to fall out those shorts any moment.

'

her tuck goes all the way round the back and under the wig

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hey baby, d'you wanna party baby?

 

[Beverley]

This kind of fraternising I expect from KYLIE

It's too INFORMAL

 

[COB]

OT: what is the DEFINITIVE Madonna biog?

 

[Sheena]

I FUCKING LOVE Why's It So Hard. Had the album been more successful, I think it should have been a single.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's SYMBOLIC of the carefreeness of the pre-AIDS era etc.



It's SERIOUS

 

[Lucille]

SOCK IT TO ME DADDY!!

 

[Christian]

I've never been a big fan of Why's It So Hard to be honest

It's a skipper for me

 

[Sheena]

It's SYMBOLIC of the carefreeness of the pre-AIDS era etc.



It's SERIOUS

It's LITERALLY WHAT THE DAMNED SONG IS ABOUT

 

[Cerro de Casa]

If we watched the Fukuoka concert we would have witnessed the lovely POLITE APPLAUSE after the orgy

 

[Sheena]

Her VOCALS

 

[octophone]

All that grunting and straining.

#madonnasidewaysshit