Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

Lulu keeps creeping back in. Fucking cunt.

 

[octophone]

TONIGHT AT BUTLINS: A TRIBUTE TO

POST-DIVORCE MID-LIFE CRISIS

 

[ButterTart]

07 Cyprus
07 Turkey
02 Norway

 

[win_the_game]

This bitch is BRUTAL.

"SEX WITH YOU IS FASTER THAN THE ENTERPRISE"

 

[Iguana]

This has taken a turn! For what I don't know, but I'm into it.

Samesies!

 

[D5K]

This is the song that @Madison randomly sings at me sometimes

 

[COB]

Far left backing singer! Stevie Nicks WISHES

 

[Beverley]

Very MEATY tuck

 

[OutSynk]

FIERCE

 

[Madison]

She has one of Europe's lovliest dialects available and she keeps singing in English.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's way too old to be doing any of this

 

[dmlaw]

I hope this performance will end with the people from the home running on to catch her in a butterfly net.

 

[ButterTart]

The German speaking countries love a ginger nonagenarian don't they?

 

[Tisch]

I hate how she says ZWEI STEPS FORWARD

12/10​

 

[Iguana]

Ready to give this a strong 8

 

[octophone]

Suspicious bulk in the trousers? Hefty vag or a bad tuck?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is the song that @Madison randomly sings at me sometimes

On MSN?

 

[ButterTart]

She's way too old to be doing any of this

Breathing and unaided movement?

 

[Alla]

This simply-Jan-wannabe trying everything to sell a song that is quite average, the desperation

 

[Beverley]

Looks to the CAMERA

 

[Lucille]

This old slags A LOT OF FUN!

 

[D5K]

This is great!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria

 

[Madison]

She's 30.

 

[Bumptious]

Blue camal toe

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun fact: the singer went on to become German chancellor Angela Merkel

 

[Iguana]

She's way too old to be doing any of this

And yet she IS

 

[Soldi]

I might sing this on my doorstep next Thursday

 

[win_the_game]

Suspicious bulk in the trousers? Hefty vag or a bad tuck?

Never mind camel toe, we're heading into MOOSE KNUCKLE territory with Ms. Meaty Minge.

 

[Beverley]

08 Austria

 

[ButterTart]

Suspicious bulk in the trousers? Hefty vag or a bad tuck?

It's actually a Ginster's Cornish Pasty in case she gets light headed from all that movement.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's 30.

Bring on moisturiser for EVERYONE!

 

[Iguana]

I might sing this on my doorstep next Thursday

Be proud to be you bae

 

[Suomi]

09 Cyprus
10 Turkey
04 Norway
09 Austria

 

[win_the_game]

Well that was dreadful.

7/10

 

[OutSynk]

She's way too old to be doing any of this

AGEIST

 

[ButterTart]

07 Cyprus
07 Turkey
02 Norway
05 Austria

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Blue camal toe

 

[Tisch]

I might sing this on my doorstep next Thursday

 

[COB]

And yet she IS

Thank the Lord!