Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

Is this song about being tight?

 

[octophone]

YOURE NOT WELL.

YOU CAN'T WRITE ME A PRESCRIPTION.

 

[Soldi]

I’m quite intrigued as to the meaning of the song when the chorus is just TIIIIMMMEEE TIIIIIMMMMEEEE

 

[ButterTart]

Takes me back to 2016 when everyone at work would wonder who the NEXT BIG REVEAL would be.

The answer was EVERYONE.

 

[Tisch]

This is a LOW QUALITY year.

I disagree so much. I'm having a JOLLY GOOD TIME and I'm only on my SECOND WINE

 

[Zu]

Yet more reasons to disclaim my fraudulent Teutonic heritage

 

[Alla]

Queen Ruth to return and slay us all please, ESPECIALLY @Alla

She's in my bin. Dead.

 

[OutSynk]

What’s the country I MISSED IT?

Fuck it I missed it, is this Germany?

DETECT the language, girls.

 

[dmlaw]

Well this certainly is rousing.

 

[Zu]

Oh this is GENUINELY NASTY

 

[ButterTart]

"Tight, tight"
Keep telling yourself that, love. It's like a pelican's chin and well you know it.

 

[Soldi]

She's in my bin. Dead.

Lockdown has got to us all

 

[Tisch]

The answer was EVERYONE.

Bruce Forsyth was UNSCATHED if I recall correctly and yet I'm sure he LOVED A GRAB OR TWO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Large hands.

 

[octophone]

I’m quite intrigued as to the meaning of the song when the chorus is just TIIIIMMMEEE TIIIIIMMMMEEEE

It's about the waiting list for a nose job.

 

[VoR]

Those sleeves must be an absolute nightmare at the buffet.

 

[Madison]

It's quite restained for Ralf Siegel.

 

[Suomi]

This is a LOW QUALITY year.

Name 5 Eurovision songs that DO get your seal of approval (and Bianca’s masterpiece ‘Zeit’ does not count as you’ve just heard it)

 

[Alla]

This song is just desperation. Next.

 

[Beverley]

VOR IST DUUUUU

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia
04 Switzerland
08 Netherlands
10 Italy
05 Spain
07 Germany

 

[win_the_game]

This is a long 3 minutes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mr Spain

 

[ButterTart]

07 Cyprus
07 Turkey
02 Norway
05 Austria
03 Ireland
04 Slovenian storm in an A cup.
04 Switzerland
06 Newsreaders singing for Children in Need (Netherlands?)
08 Italy
06 Spain
04 Germany

 

[octophone]

"Tight, tight"
Keep telling yourself that, love. It's like a pelican's chin and well you know it.

Like a wizard's sleeve.

 

[Suomi]

She's no Eva Braun.

this got a scream from Mrs Suomi

 

[win_the_game]

Thank god that's over. Absolutely foul.

 

[Soldi]

Mr Spain

Someone beat you to it love (I think)

 

[Dark Carnival]

DETECT the language, girls.

Ermm Belgium, Luxembourg?

 

[Lucille]

Did everyone else CUT OUT

 

[ButterTart]

Like a wizard's sleeve.

Like a yawning hippo.

 

[Alla]

Last year's winner!

Oh

But darling, last year = 24 years ago, as if I'm going to remember her

 

[VoR]

"It's my time"

But was it, Barbara?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Someone beat you to it love (I think)

This is going too fast

 

[octophone]

Next person to take me to task over the "low quality" post gets banned.

 

[Soldi]

God will this curry ever arrive I’m three wines in and need FILLING UP

 

[Suomi]

Poland is one of my favourites ever too (this contest has a lot of them) - absolutely magical

 

[D5K]

Did everyone else CUT OUT

The stream or just blacking out?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume @Penelope is tangled in a cow grate somewhere.

 

[VoR]

LOVE this Polish one

 

[Alla]

Bring back Eurovision when they used to sing in all these languages