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[Kate]

wasn't it Gove who outed him for being absent? what a Brutus!

Not the first time he's stabbed him in the back. It's enough to make you ALMOST NOT HATE HIM

 

[ButterTart]

It hasn't. And this is where the Brexit Bus has backfired. Boris said there would be £350million extra for the NHS if we left the EU. There wasn't. The NHS is now in deep crisis. So where's the money, Boris? Oh, that's right, a 99 year old had just walked 100 rounds of his garden to raise about the same are you spent on consultants to look for a few billion in cuts. It's all coming home to roost.

All of the papers seem to have their knives out now, and even Turkey have decided to stick the boot in. I’ve only been reading the Grauniad and the Mirror for a while now, and they’re having an absolute field day at the minute.

 

[Logic?]

The government officially replied to the Sunday Times article which is strange in itself. Shit is going down.

https://healthmedia.blog.gov.uk/2020/04/19/response-to-sunday-times-insight-article/

The flimsy rebukes in here are laughable and the questions regarding the lack of reply to businesses willing to help with PPE shortage are just ignored.

 

[Suomi]

https://t.co/ZFYFuqchGn

 

[Logic?]

https://t.co/ZFYFuqchGn

Lets hope this one genuinely does leak to the masses!

 

[Suomi]

Well I don’t know whether or not to believe it really. The politics are just so confusing these days

 

[big ron]

https://t.co/ZFYFuqchGn

I was reading this on twitter with my coffee, beyond parody.

 

[Kate]

I was thinking "have these fuckwits not heard of Google reverse image search?" - I haven't realised they'd left "Susan's" NAME BADGE in

 

[ButterTart]

I read about this earlier. This needs to be shared far and wide.

 

[octophone]

Ah but what's the alternative? Knifing Boris alone wouldn't do much, you'd have to attack the whole setup and ethos around him.

The "optics". If the whole shoot gets blamed on Boris, changing the figurehead would placate a certain constituency. I agree with you, of course; it;s the entire outlook and approach that was taken by the government that's at fault but, in general, the masses will usually settled for a ritual sacrifice.

 

[octophone]

I was thinking "have these fuckwits not heard of Google reverse image search?" - I haven't realised they'd left "Susan's" NAME BADGE in

I laughed at that before realising how serious it was. The description looked like it was written by an AI training in inclusion.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Well I don’t know whether or not to believe it really. The politics are just so confusing these days

Oh, I completely believe it. It reeks of Cummings, and reminds me of a lot of the fuckery going on during the election.

The problem is that too great a proportion of the general public don't really fully understand it and what the Government's aim in doing that sort of thing is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also stinks of Russian foul play.

 

[SDF]

LOL at them calling her SUSAN

 

[GNL]

There has never been a NON BINARY person called Susan.

 

[Sheena]

Also stinks of Russian foul play.

Which stinks of Boris Johnson.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well quite. Disinformation queen Putin is clearly an idol of Cummings.

 

[Kate]

LOL at them calling her SUSAN

Only one step down from KAREN

 

[octophone]

There has never been a NON BINARY person called Susan.

...even if Susan Calman's suits could potentially make one think otherwise.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just seen a clip on the news of a man who pulled his own tooth because the dentists are shut. Eurgh!

 

[Cloud]

if they can't they'll have to tighten restrictions again, I guess. I think it's becoming increasingly clear that there will be no "back to normal" until there's a tested and widely distributed vaccine, as per Jark's quote

The depressing thing about that is the unlikelihood of a vaccine any time in our lifetimes. A similar (but less dangerous) virus is the common cold and well...

 

[Rita]

The reporting on this is getting very annoying. Every Monday figures drop and we get the same HALLELUJAH NUMBERS ARE DROPPING GREATLY for them then to go up again on Tuesday and Wednesday.

 

[Rita]

Scotland were reported to have had 12 deaths on Sunday. Up to 70 yesterday.

 

[Shirley]

Looking like another ~900 day

But then hospitalizations have only recently plateaued and are only really falling in London, and infection number increases are steady, so meaningful falls could still be a couple of weeks away

20000 deaths my arse

 

[Sheena]

The reporting on this is getting very annoying. Every Monday figures drop and we get the same HALLELUJAH NUMBERS ARE DROPPING GREATLY for them then to go up again on Tuesday and Wednesday.

REET LOVE, how many times do we have to go through this!? The weekend always is due to WEIRD REPORTING, which means Monday drops, Tuesday has some of what should have been in on Monday so seems high, Wednesday "stabilises".

 

[Zu]

Have we had a discussion about things we’re missing most in these dark days of certain death if we as much as nip out for KP and a bottle of Advocaat? I know all you hateful freaks, whores and perverts like a list so get cracking and up the torment

 

[Rita]

REET LOVE, how many times do we have to go through this!? The weekend always is due to WEIRD REPORTING, which means Monday drops, Tuesday has some of what should have been in on Monday so seems high, Wednesday "stabilises".

Oh yes I know that. It’s the press reporting that is bloody annoying. They recycle the same story every Monday, and even BBC News were reporting that it was the lowest figure of deaths in over 2 weeks yesterday. The figures are incorrect, and it is so misleading.

 

[SDF]

The press rehashing the same story time and time again?!

 

[Rita]

I should really stop watching/reading about it, but I CAN’T.

 

[Lucille]

I read about it obsessively the first few weeks but have kind of lost interest as nothing new is really happening. Staying sane has become a FULL TIME JOB.

 

[Shirley]

Surely Nurse Susan was TOO RIDICULOUS for anyone to take seriously

People ask me what I’ll be happy about when Covid 19 is gone...? I’ll tell you, the clapping for the NHS. As a deaf junior doctor, I must say it’s not inclusive for people like me, and children who go to bed early and also dogs who have sensory overload.

tee hee hee *KLUNK* I can just see some CUNTY YOUNG TORY wetting themselves over that and making her DEAF and TRANSITIONING

 

[COB]

Jazz hands for the NHS

I have also had an update from my mother - thanks to the strict lockdown measures happening in Turkey (including FULL lockdowns of everyone at weekends), Marmaris is completely empty and wild boars are back on the streets

 

[Dark Carnival]

I have also had an update from my mother - thanks to the strict lockdown measures happening in Turkey (including FULL lockdowns of everyone at weekends), Marmaris is completely empty and wild boars are back on the streets

Nature is healing! We ARE the virus!

 

[COB]

Thankfully she's not been giving me THAT spiel, but the piglets (boarlets?) were very cute

 

[dmlaw]

Thankfully she's not been giving me THAT spiel, but the piglets (boarlets?) were very cute

You say that now, but wait until they grow up and split you from arsehole to sternum with their tusks.

 

[COB]

Don't threaten me with a good time

 

[Lucille]

You say that now, but wait until they grow up and split you from arsehole to sternum with their tusks.

Oh as if that post doesn’t have everyone on moopy DRIPPING.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

wild boars are back

Same as Moopy then.

 

[Shirley]

DAN FUCKING WOOTTON is asking a question about CONSPIRACY THEORIES on the GOVERNMENT CORONAVIRUS UPDATE SHOW?

FUCK OFF!

I see he didn't get a FOLLOW UP and NO FUCKING WONDER

 

[win_the_game]

DAN FUCKING WOOTTON is asking a question about CONSPIRACY THEORIES on the GOVERNMENT CORONAVIRUS UPDATE SHOW?

FUCK OFF!

I see he didn't get a FOLLOW UP and NO FUCKING WONDER

I thought he was a showbiz correspondent! Since when has he been a hard hitting political journalist?