MOOPY ALBUM SYNC LISTENS #3 - BRITNEY SPEARS - BLACKOUT - 8PM TUESDAY 21/04

[Penelope]

I'm COLD AS FIRE baby HOT as ICE

What the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

WHO CARES

 

[Dark Carnival]

This better than Break The Ice?... PFFFTTT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh GOD HOT AS ICE.

Who MADE THIS ALBUM? I honestly have no idea.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This has got me in the mood for a night out. Gonna down my drink and go dancing with the crackheads down the canal.

That's very much the SPIRIT of this album

 

[Penelope]

Oh GOD HOT AS ICE.

Who MADE THIS ALBUM? I honestly have no idea.

It really does feel like it was done ENTIRELY BY A SEXBOT IN AI

 

[Tisch]

Oh GOD HOT AS ICE.

Who MADE THIS ALBUM? I honestly have no idea.

Noone. It was BIRTHED.

 

[Penelope]

It CONGEALED IN A GUTTER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who gave the GREEN LIGHT for this album?

I assume they're GAY AND DEAD.

 

[Zu]

This one is on the wrong side of annoying.

I think it all goes a bit (comparatively) dreary and off-cock after track 8. In fact, swap the order of Toy Soldier and Freakshow, bin the rest and you have the GREATEST EIGHT TRACK ALBUM EVER

 

[GNL]

Nice bit of Spanish guitar. Geri would approve.

 

[Penelope]

Oh yay the FLIRTY SPANISH GUITAR ALBUM TRACK

*giggles out of focus*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh I have such a soft spot for Ooh Ooh Baby!

 

[Raining on Me]

Hot As Ice isn't even top 7 or 8 on this album and it's still a perfect SILLY OLD BOP. She (or someone) just shat them out at this point

 

[Tisch]

Womanizer
Womanizer
You're a womanizer baby

 

[octophone]

This sounds like a dry run for Womanizer.

 

[octophone]

Womanizer
Womanizer
You're a womanizer baby

Snap!

 

[Penelope]

You know I HAVE AN APPETITE, for SEXY THINGS

This is 6pm the day after and you REALLY know you should go to bed but you're half-heartedly going along with what the other guy's saying because oh well he's hot and OH THERE'S THE SECOND WIND HIT AND THE CHORUS YOU'RE FILLIN ME UP YOU'RE FILLIN ME UP YOU'RE FILLIN ME UP YOU'RE FILLIN ME UP!

 

[Tisch]

Snap!

It's been brought up before but it literally is the SAME

 

[GNL]

This is such a jizz pig anthem.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm boping so hard to this right now! It's been a while since I've played it!

 

[octophone]

"I can feel you deep inside"...is...is this...about...y'know...doing "it"?

 

[Penelope]

"I can feel you deep inside"...is...is this...about...y'know...doing "it"?

No it's about making a platonic emotional connection that leads to marriage.

 

[Penelope]

No it's about making a platonic emotional connection that leads to marriage.

Also drugs

 

[Tisch]

The songwriter of this seemed to suggest this could be about Britney's literal baby.

Ooh, ooh baby
Touch me and i come alive
I can feel you on my lips
I can feel you deep inside

 

[Dark Carnival]

Womanizer
Womanizer
You're a womanizer baby

I can't believe I'm only hearing it now!

 

[Penelope]

God STRAIGHT back into a druggie anthem

 

[octophone]

No it's about making a platonic emotional connection that leads to marriage.

Thank goodness for that. I'd hate to have promoted FILTH on Moopy.

 

[Raining on Me]

A real unwashed, sweaty CUM PUDDING of an album. Yum yum yum!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My overall score will be on a HYPERBOLE SCALE using AS YET UNINVENTED NUMBERS.

 

[Penelope]

God I'm legit AGOG at how this whole album is LITERALLY ABOUT CHEMSEX

 

[Mats]

"I can feel you deep inside"...is...is this...about...y'know...doing "it"?

"LIPS" is all I'm saying to this

 

[Penelope]

My overall score will be on a HYPERBOLE SCALE using AS YET UNINVENTED NUMBERS.

Someone SEND FOR THE EMERGENCY JARK!

 

[Tisch]

MINOR point but I hate how she says PERFICK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MINOR point but I hate how she says PERFICK

SHE ORIGINATED THE LANGUAGE!

 

[Tisch]

SHE ORIGINATED THE LANGUAGE!

 

[Penelope]

And now the POST-FUCK SHAME INTERNAL MONOLOGUE

 

[Penelope]

Is this the only Neptunes track on the album? Such a NIGHT and DAY TRANSITION

 

[octophone]

Well, the next time I see this for a quid in Poundland, I won't flip past it.

 

[GNL]

And now the POST-FUCK SHAME INTERNAL MONOLOGUE

Waiting in A&E for PEP, wondering how you're going to look the doctor in the eye when he asks for details of your sexual partners.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well, the next time I see this for a quid in Poundland, I won't flip past it.

A copy of Blackout is bound to impress your friends.