Eurovision Rewatch: A Song For Europe 1991(21:30 BST 21/04)

[lolly]

SEVEN THOUSAND LINES

 

[dmlaw]

Terry is clearly a cunt but he certainly is polishing that turd furiously.

 

[Lucille]

I wish I had 7000 lines.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh there was clearly a VOTING CONTROVERSY in 1990

 

[ButterTart]

They clearly had those phone lines put in before they picked that shower of old shite.

 

[lolly]

0898 makes me feel quite nostalgic

 

[Zu]

Come on Malcolm! Look! I can open REALLY REALLY WIDE!

 

[Lucille]

All the songs have the SAME NAME.

 

[Kala]

I wish I had 7000 lines.

Even YOU couldn't handle that!

OR could you?

 

[Soldi]

At least they got through it QUICK

 

[Lucille]

Even YOU couldn't handle that!

OR could you?

NOT ALL AT ONCE.

 

[Alla]

Oh a recap!

 

[lolly]

Come on Malcolm! Look! I can open REALLY REALLY WIDE!

Mine's like a CAT'S ANUS

 

[ButterTart]

The winner was BLINDINGLY obvious though, right?

It was the only one that didn't cause a spike in suicides that evening, I suppose.

 

[win_the_game]

0898 makes me feel quite nostalgic

Weren't the 0898 numbers typically for the PARTY LINES

 

[dmlaw]

In retrospect, song one is quite good, although it is a bit pound shop Wet Wet Wet.

 

[Alla]

I like the graphics, VERY late 80s/early 90s.

 

[Kala]

NOT ALL AT ONCE.

I'm sure you'd give it your BEST SHOT!

 

[Zu]

0898 makes me feel quite nostalgic

If you’re sat around at home
MAKE NEW FRIENDS ON THE TELEPHONE

 

[Alla]

Sam looks really tall.

 

[ButterTart]

A Message To Your Heart really wanted to be a Belinda Carlisle song, didn't it?

 

[Kala]

So I voted for SONG THREE back in the day. SURPRISINGLY.

 

[Raining on Me]

The first one, I guess.

Oh yes the cock swinging one wasn't too bad.

I mean, ranked against Wogan and the other blokes that stumbled on stage by accident

 

[Soldi]

Did SAMANTHA win? She was head and shoulders above the rest

 

[lolly]

Love how poor Malcolm's recap is FEEDBACK

 

[dmlaw]

They put the microphone fuck up in the recap. Poor Malcolm.

 

[ButterTart]

It was a bit cunty of them to keep the mic malfunction in that guy's recap.

 

[ButterTart]

This turquoise bitch can fuck right off.

 

[lolly]

I hope Julie's death wasn't extremely painful

 

[Kala]

I cannot remember the results apart from the winner, but I would maybe guess song 1 and maybe song 6 in the top 3? The rest were all really boring ballads.

 

[Alla]

The True love woman scares me.

 

[Alla]

Did SAMANTHA win? She was head and shoulders above the rest

We still don't know

 

[Dark Carnival]

This turquoise bitch can fuck right off.

Annoying as fuck

 

[lolly]

GET OVER YOUR SEVEN THOUSAND LINES

 

[Soldi]

The POST OFFICE

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't get the 7000 lines bit? WHY do you need 7000 lines?

 

[ButterTart]

I hope Julie's death wasn't extremely painful

I hope the same of her many victims.

 

[win_the_game]

The True love woman scares me.

There's a reason why she's single and waiting for TRUE LOVE.

 

[lolly]

CEEFAX SHOUTOUT

 

[ButterTart]

There's a reason why she's single and waiting for TRUE LOVE.

Because she murders and eats every man who gets close to her?