WEDNESDAY DAILY THREAD FINAL ROUND CLOSES MIDNIGHT

Kala would have done a better job of Wednesday
 
I just wonder how we're all going to be able to look at each once we all step outside. It's been DEGRADING.
 
Ag said:
I just wonder how we're all going to be able to look at each once we all step outside. It's been DEGRADING.
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Depends on the order in which things re-open. As long as hairdressers, beauty therapists and nailbars can reopen before pubs/clubs etc, we should be OK.

Otherwise, we'll all be in the same boat anyway.
 
You know what its a grubby fucking drug but I do miss a cheeky cap of that salty piss. Shame its lethal.
 
We've just had a new kettle delivered. Ordered last night.

I love Amazon Prime. Might order more shit.
 
I sent my dad some weed seeds* yesterday and they arrived straight away, but I'm waiting for something posted on the 11th.

*CBD ones that don't get you high.
 
Just had a delightful journal message from a customer who said that if we didn’t give him money today ‘for cider, drugs and slags to suck my cock’ he’s coming down here to cough and spit on us.
I reported him to fraud a week ago for making a fake claim when he’s already getting money, now I’ve Suspended his new (fake) claim and reported him to the police, who are taking this shit very seriously.

Good luck with your slags, you little cunt.
 
ButterTart said:
Just had a delightful journal message from a customer who said that if we didn’t give him money today ‘for cider, drugs and slags to suck my cock’ he’s coming down here to cough and spit on us.
I reported him to fraud a week ago for making a fake claim when he’s already getting money, now I’ve Suspended his new (fake) claim and reported him to the police, who are taking this shit very seriously.

Good luck with your slags, you little cunt.
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Universal basic income for cider, drugs and cocksucking slags NOW.
 
ButterTart said:
We’ve just had a minor spider incident in the office. I’m quite proud to say that I faced my fears and heroically hid upstairs behind two locked doors until I had confirmation it was gone.
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Wow. You caught the gay before covid 19 :o
 
ButterTart said:
Just had a delightful journal message from a customer who said that if we didn’t give him money today ‘for cider, drugs and slags to suck my cock’ he’s coming down here to cough and spit on us.
I reported him to fraud a week ago for making a fake claim when he’s already getting money, now I’ve Suspended his new (fake) claim and reported him to the police, who are taking this shit very seriously.

Good luck with your slags, you little cunt.
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It's a fair shopping list what with the weather.
 
I'm finding Russell Tovey rather attractive on GBBO.

Highlight of my week.
 
ButterTart said:
Just had a delightful journal message from a customer who said that if we didn’t give him money today ‘for cider, drugs and slags to suck my cock’ he’s coming down here to cough and spit on us.
I reported him to fraud a week ago for making a fake claim when he’s already getting money, now I’ve Suspended his new (fake) claim and reported him to the police, who are taking this shit very seriously.

Good luck with your slags, you little cunt.
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Why was Boris Johnson trying to claim benefits in the first place?
 
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