MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #3: The Confessions Tour - 8PM Friday 24 April (20:00 BST)

[Beverley]

If you make me fucking cry Madonna I SWEAR

CRY for us, bitch!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I like that she WHEELS out Isaac again. Make him work for that PAYCHEQUE

 

[straightorbroken]

It's embarrassing how good Drowned World really is.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sidebar: those shoes are giving me life

 

[Tisch]

Poor Isaac being dragged out again. He looks DISAPPOINTED

 

[straightorbroken]

Isaac is a dish. Make that several dishes actually

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This was the last tour we ever had such close-ups of her face by the way.

 

[rocketstail]

This is my reliiiiiigion

 

[Tisch]

Oh he actually is called ISAAC?

 

[Iguana]

OH MY GOD

 

[ameraal]

you want like a prayer? here's paradise not for me!

 

[Sheena]

This was the last tour we ever had such close-ups of her face by the way.

THAT'S FOR THE BEST

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IS SHE ABOUT TO DO FROZEN

 

[straightorbroken]

Madonna is basically dressed like one of those Drag Race runners you don't want to see on Untucked telling the girls to get ready.

 

[Tisch]

Wow @ this CHOIX!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Isaac is a dish. Make that several dishes actually

More of a snack but I feel you.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh no why didn’t someone hide the guitar

 

[Sheena]

As much as Paradise (Not For Me) is my SECOND FAVOURITE MADONNA SONG OF ALL TIME and this version isn't TERRIBLE or anything, I really wish she'd do it "straight" just once.

 

[Beverley]

Is Isaac wearing a TURBAN?

 

[COB]

Oh he actually is called ISAAC?

I like to think she renamed him for this tour (before promptly binning him off naturally)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

THAT'S FOR THE BEST

*sigh*

I agree.

 

[Beverley]

Oh this song is tugging at my heartstrings.

 

[Sheena]

This tour is reminding me of Stuart Price's other 2005 production, "Random Order" by Juliet. Worth a listen if you have NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

 

[OutSynk]

Paradise

 

[straightorbroken]

Her vocal on the chorus is rather lovely. I still remember hearing this on radio 1 ahead of the album coming out (for it was on the Mirwaise one of course), on the Jo Whiley show of course, her best friend that is (just don't tell Madonna).

 

[Tisch]

I like to think she renamed him for this tour (before promptly binning him off naturally)

My name is Aqbulla Mahmood Jamil
OKAY IM GONNA CALL YOU ISAAC

 

[Sheena]

God this song is just MAGNIFICENT

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh this song is tugging at my heartstrings.

I think corona lockdown is making us all hyper-emotional. I've been quite tearful at quite a few moments tonight

 

[win_the_game]

Is Isaac wearing a TURBAN?

I've never quite understood that. He's a devout follower of Kabballah.

 

[Sheena]

My name is Aqbulla Mahmood Jamil
OKAY IM GONNA CALL YOU ISAAC

You call me ESTHER

 

[Tisch]

God this song is just MAGNIFICENT

Love this more MELODIC version. It really works.

 

[straightorbroken]

More of a snack but I feel you.

I'm trying to be a light eater at the moment anyways.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh and it's YITZHAK loves.

 

[Suomi]

Paradise (Not For Me) is in my Madonna top ten

 

[Sheena]

Thing is, you shouldn't REALLY try and SING this song. The broken SPEAK SINGING is what makes it so heartbreaking. Well, that and the swell of the violins.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

My name is Aqbulla Mahmood Jamil
OKAY IM GONNA CALL YOU ISAAC

I can totally see her doing that

I'm not even Jewish though???
Yeah it's okay. You just put your turban on. And that's your costume. For the night.

 

[ameraal]

it still leaves me lukewarm.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Paradise (Not For Me) is in my Madonna top ten

Always.

 

[Tisch]

Madonna's left the alien snapchat filter on her mike there

 

[Sheena]

MY...FACE...REMAINS