A rewatch TIMETABLE

[lolly]

The UK had a good one that year, as well.

Oh fuck off

 

[Alla]

The UK had a good one that year, as well.

I had to google it, is it this bald man the good one?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck off

Fair enough he looks like he plays the keyboard for a band that tours working men's clubs, and he almost certainly breeds whippets, but the song itself is good.

 

[Alla]

Fair enough he looks like he plays the keyboard for a band that tours working men's clubs, and he almost certainly breeds whippets, but the song itself is good.

One of those songs that sound better on spotify than youtube.

 

[ButterTart]

One of those songs that sound better on spotify than youtube.

Yeah he is quite distracting. I do like the woman wearing Tinky Winky's hat on keyboard, though.

 

[win_the_game]

The UK had a good one that year, as well.

OH HAI JOHN PEEL!

 

[Alla]

I hope we all watch the next ESC rewatch with a glass of bleach

 

[Soldi]

I hope we all watch the next ESC rewatch with a glass of bleach

The GREEN WINE I have tastes pretty much like it

 

[Alla]

The GREEN WINE I have tastes pretty much like it

And why do you drink that? Do you feel cleaner?

 

[OutSynk]

You haven't been coming to the rewatches, MADAME

Oh he's just an ADVISOR.

 

[Zu]

Yes, I’d rather chop my cock off than actually sit through another one

 

[Soldi]

And why do you drink that? Do you feel cleaner?

I had it in PORTUGAL one time and it was QUITE NICE so I thought ooo I’ll try it again which was a BIG MISTAKE

 

[Alla]

I had it in PORTUGAL one time and it was QUITE NICE so I thought ooo I’ll try it again which was a BIG MISTAKE

Try getting very drunk and have some then, it will taste good again.

 

[Alla]

Yes, I’d rather chop my cock off than actually sit through another one

Not even Allafestivalen next Wednesday?

 

[ButterTart]

I had it in PORTUGAL one time and it was QUITE NICE so I thought ooo I’ll try it again which was a BIG MISTAKE

Oh I remember having that in Portugal. It was a bit shit, to be fair.

 

[Soldi]

Oh I remember having that in Portugal. It was a bit shit, to be fair.

Oh back in those days you could TRAVEL and eat CLAMS and SEA BASS by the sea in 30C heat

 

[win_the_game]

I hope we all watch the next ESC rewatch with a glass of bleach

Maybe it's time to JONESTOWN the Eurovision forum.

 

[OutSynk]

I love VINHO VERDE.

 

[Zu]

I hope we all watch the next ESC rewatch with a glass of bleach

What is this nonsense? A bottle MINIMUM! Chilled nicely, obviously

 

[Zu]

I might buy a bottle of BUCKFAST tomorrow. Or three. Bleach for chaser

 

[Alla]

What is this nonsense? A bottle MINIMUM! Chilled nicely, obviously

I was saving the bottle for Eurovision 1991.

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe it's time to JONESTOWN the Eurovision forum.

I think it's going that way of its own accord. I know we've all promised never to discuss it publicly, but those virgin sacrifices to the Sun Goddess Chiara are surely a sign that we're heading down a dark path.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes, I’d rather chop my cock off than actually sit through another one

Why saucisse de Zu would be an excellent APÉRITIF for these kinds of soirée!

 

[Zu]

Well you’re NOT HAVING IT!

 

[Zu]

Hasn’t this page turned out nice! Fun chat about DEATH BY BLEACH, MASS SUICIDE and FLESH EATING! Thank goodness the tone improved after those truly sickening claims that Live Report had a GOOD SONG!

 

[OutSynk]

Fun chat about DEATH BY BLEACH, MASS SUICIDE and FLESH EATING!

Would be a great subtitle for Moopy.

 

[win_the_game]

Right now Pen is on her knees praying to Saint Dawn of Martin for her sins.

 

[Zu]

Would be a great subtitle for Moopy.

All those recipes for HUMAN FLESH CUISINE will have new members pouring in! Quick someone! Add a link on Twitter!

 

[ButterTart]

Hasn’t this page turned out nice! Fun chat about DEATH BY BLEACH, MASS SUICIDE and FLESH EATING! Thank goodness the tone improved after those truly sickening claims that Live Report had a GOOD SONG!

I find the Live Report-bashing in this thread deeply troubling. Hideous people are still technically people, it's about time we started showing them the respect that nature has so brutally denied them.

 

[Lucille]

The GREEN WINE I have tastes pretty much like it

Did you find the UK's last bottle of Creme de Menthe

 

[ButterTart]

Did you find the UK's last bottle of Creme de Menthe

You wouldn't have thought VoR would be capable of polishing off the entire national stockpile of it, would you?

 

[Soldi]

Did you find the UK's last bottle of Creme de Menthe

DONT PANIC, I’ve had it a while

 

[ButterTart]

ATTENTION BAWDY HOMOSEXUALS, BEWILDERED WOMEN, AND DMLAW:

As of tonight I'm planning to tweet select quotes from our Eurovision rewatches to advertise our existence to a world that couldn't really give a shiny shite. I want your badinage dials turned up to 11, we're the funniest people on the internet and it's about time folk realised.

This may fizzle out after half an hour because I'm feckless and lazy, but I thought an impassioned call to arms might spur us all on.

 

[Soldi]

ATTENTION BAWDY HOMOSEXUALS, BEWILDERED WOMEN, AND DMLAW:

As of tonight I'm planning to tweet select quotes from our Eurovision rewatches to advertise our existence to a world that couldn't really give a shiny shite. I want your badinage dials turned up to 11, we're the funniest people on the internet and it's about time folk realised.

This may fizzle out after half an hour because I'm feckless and lazy, but I thought an impassioned call to arms might spur us all on.

Let’s get “Cocks are for my arse, not my ears” trending

 

[ButterTart]

Let’s get “Cocks are for my arse, not my ears” trending

Oh, definitely.

I was debating tweeting the results of boob rate to prove that heterosexuality exists in the Eurovision community, but objectifying women doesn't tend to play that well on Twitter for some reason. I thought 'you've got tits like zeppelins and nipples I could hang my hat on' was a genuinely nice thing to say, but Deborah Meaden sadly didn't agree.

 

[win_the_game]

Rumours are that tonight could be 1987, 2003 or 2010.

What's the plan if it is one of the years we've already watched?

 

[Soldi]

Oh, definitely.

I was debating tweeting the results of boob rate to prove that heterosexuality exists in the Eurovision community, but objectifying women doesn't tend to play that well on Twitter for some reason. I thought 'you've got tits like zeppelins and nipples I could hang my hat on' was a genuinely nice thing to say, but Deborah Meaden sadly didn't agree.

I do wish GOOD LUCK to which ever lost euro fan stumbles their way into here past 11pm after Penelope’s set off another nuclear missile.

 

[Alla]

Oh GOOD! Wet already with the possibility of having more than 2 persons watching the Allafestivalen

 

[Alla]

Rumours are that tonight could be 1987, 2003 or 2010.

What's the plan if it is one of the years we've already watched?

1999

 

[Soldi]

Wouldn’t it work better if we all retweeted the tweets too? I mean it’s all good and well tweeting stuff but I presume it’s only the members on here that follow the Twitter account.