Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[AlgoAlex]

What is this shit ?

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's clearly not the 90s anymore, eh Ireland?

 

[octophone]

Now its time for one of the WORST songs EVER in the HISTORY of Eurovision

Good grief, you were NOT joking!

 

[Zu]

Is it SUPPOSED to sound like this?

 

[Bumptious]

... child

 

[Kala]

I know she has a VAGINA and all that but I fucking HATE this

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh god what is this? @dmlaw's Song for Moopy entry isn't it?

 

[COB]

I was going to give this twelve points, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Penelope]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh EAT SHIT IRELAND

 

[VoR]

This woman looks like your mum reluctantly shoved onstage to drunkenly slur her way through a song she only half-remembers.

WOO!

 

[ButterTart]

The absolute state. Off her chuff! I bet she had a punch up before and after this performance.

 

[Penelope]

Obviously this does about as well.

 

[dmlaw]

This singer is abject. The music is not unpleasant but the vocals absolutely ruin it.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh Ireland, WHY?

Did they still not want to win after almost bankrupting themselves hosting in the nineties ?

 

[Tisch]

I said this about someone before but this is LITERALLY drunk mum at karaoke in Ibiza

 

[FetchFugly]

Her voice has me genuinely confused.

 

[Alla]

Not even a Kelly Family B-side sounds that cheap.

 

[octophone]

This is like being at a "modern" church.

 

[Kala]

The funny thing is this band are actually HUGE in Ireland

 

[Apoca]

The Irish entry allegedly caused COVID19.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh EAT SHIT IRELAND

They didn't eat much else for a few years in the 1800s.

 

[Suomi]

If this was your sister, mother or friend would you really let her go through with this?

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK OFF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did she know she was terrible?

 

[Penelope]

I actually DON'T HATE THIS Y'KNOW

Obviously it's OBJECTIVELY DOGSHIT

07 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
08 Ireland

 

[AlgoAlex]

Appalling vocals

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland

 

[dmlaw]

Oh god what is this? @dmlaw's Song for Moopy entry isn't it?

Do you want to provoke a rant about the difference? BECAUSE YOU WILL.

 

[octophone]

That was actually worse than anything in ASFM.

 

[VoR]

Now you all know I love a bit of bland folky shite, but that Irish entry was an unquestionable 0/10.

 

[Tisch]

Had she downed a cupla seccies backstage before going on? The ONLY explanation

 

[win_the_game]

The funny thing is this band are actually HUGE in Ireland

So were B*Witched at one point. Which says it all.

 

[Soldi]

04 Bosnia
04 Spain
06 Belarus
00 Ireland

 

[Penelope]

NO TRAINERS. No chavs like that awful Marija Serifovic allowed in

 

[COB]

Oh my SHIT!

 

[Tisch]

That was actually worse than anything in ASFM.

DING DING DING

 

[Kala]

LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH

 

[Iguana]

If Ireland get ANY points...

 

[Beverley]

* THRASHES ABOUT ON THE FLOOR *