Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[AlgoAlex]

Even this shite is better than our offering

 

[VoR]

I think it's the unexpectedly sweet guitar line in this Romanian one that saves it from being utter dreck.

 

[Penelope]

The blonde guy and the blonde girl have been together for YEARS

Don't SOIL my FACTS with FACTS

 

[Iguana]

That is not proper use of those paddle things. They deserve last year's hosts to land a plane on them.

I'd paddle the male host

 

[Suomi]

02 Bosnia
08 Spain
09 Belarus
00 Ireland
08 Finland
7.5 FYR Macedonia
02 Slovenia
03 Hungary
02 Lithuania
06 Greece
10 Georgia
09 Sweden
09 France
03 Latvia
09 Russia
06 Germany
10 Serbia
09 Ukraine
09 United Kingdom

 

[Tisch]

Okay the alcohol is kicking in cos I'm SEMI ENJOYING THIS

 

[COB]

I fancy the John Cusack one in the hat, but apart from that NO TA.

 

[Tisch]

I'd paddle the male host

 

[Dark Carnival]

YOU'VE GOT TO PICK A POCKET OR TWO.

RACIST !

 

[Zu]

Inevitably I’m quite liking Romania

 

[Alla]

TISCH FUN FACT: I think More Than I Needed to Know is one of the most underrated pop songs from that era and play it occasionally.

It's FANTASTIC, the Step song they never got to release.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK OFFFFFF!!!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me sideways, this just REALLY picked up.

 

[Kala]

You just wouldn't get this SHITE anymore at Eurovision

 

[VoR]

... and this bit where it just randomly becomes a turbo-balkan anthem

 

[Penelope]

God it's almost as bad as WE ARE THE WINNERS

06 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
07 Ireland
11 Finland
09 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
08 Lithuania
09 Greece
12455 Georgia
09 Sweden
04 France
11 Russia
00 Germany
09 Serbia
11 Ukraine
12/-1 United Kingdom
01 Romania

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg I hope they're all dead now

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland
07 Finland
08 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
04 Lithuania
06 Greece
09 Georgia
02 Sweden
06 France
05 Latvia
08 Russia
02 Germany
10 Serbia
12 Ukraine
06 UK
02 Romania

 

[win_the_game]

Thank fuck that's over.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh VOODDAAAAA TIME

 

[Kala]

Now it's time for A SONG OF LIFE

 

[win_the_game]

Inevitably I’m quite liking Romania

I might have guessed!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Batshit

 

[ButterTart]

I thought they were about to BOTTLE that emaciated man.

 

[Alla]

This is the best UK entry this side of the millennium and I'm not apologising for saying it.

What an statement

 

[Zu]

OH GOD IT SPEEDS UP!

TWELVE!

 

[Penelope]

OMG love this MYSTICAL BULLSHIT

 

[Beverley]

THIS IS EVERYTHING

 

[Kala]

This is FUCKING CRAZY and FUCKING AMAZING at the same time

 

[Iguana]

BIT INTENSE LOVE

 

[octophone]

Oh aye, things are looking up.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ethno shit

 

[Penelope]

OH GOD IT SPEEDS UP!

TWELVE!

FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[AlgoAlex]

What a big drum you have

 

[D5K]

Samo Shampioni to be stricken from the record please.

 

[COB]

Holy shit!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!! !!!

 

[Tisch]

... and this bit where it just randomly becomes a turbo-balkan anthem

 

[Penelope]

SHAKING MY BREASTS WILDLY TO THIS NONSENSE

 

[Iguana]

The CROX