Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04) (1 Viewer)

[COB]

Gasp!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS TURKEY!!!

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Spain
07 Belarus
02 Ireland
08 Finland
08 Macedonia
11 Slovenia
03 Hungary
03 Lithuania
07 Greece
08 Georgia
06 Sweden
09 France
07 Latvia
08 Russia
01 Germany
10 Serbia
08 Ukraine
02 United Kingdom
07 Romania
08 Bulgaria

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now we're talking!

 

[Beverley]

He was a smug cunt but I even miss shit like this from Eurovision

 

[Penelope]

Oh god I LOATHE this half-arsed shit by this fucking PUMPKIN

 

[D5K]

What a punchable face

 

[win_the_game]

OMG so racist. That’s HOW THEY SING IN BULGARIA!

Do we have a CHALGA thread? I have so many THROATY ANTHEMS to share.

 

[VoR]

This Turkish bloke screams DATE RAPE

 

[Alla]

Ooh MORE QUEENS!

 

[Penelope]

Like somebody BAKED A GUINEA PIG

 

[Apoca]

This TRASH

 

[Zu]

Was that WHITE VOICE?

No, it was VOIX MARINOVA

 

[ButterTart]

'Shake it up, stick it in"

Normally I've no time for this song, but I'm a bit pissed and quite honestly I'd be all over the SPEAKING CLOCK if it had a beat at this point.

 

[Tisch]

Was that WHITE VOICE?

No brown noise

 

[Soldi]

a WHIFF OF THE SOUK etc

 

[Iguana]

OMG so racist. That’s HOW THEY SING IN BULGARIA!

I had no idea Madonna was of Bulgarian heritage!

 

[Kala]

Don't pretend we would ALL love this if it was a WOMAN in a SKIMPY dress

 

[dmlaw]

I'm sure Terry Wogan would have been complimentary and not in any way racist about this.

 

[COB]

I got so disappointed when a man came out!

 

[win_the_game]

Love this smug pocket gay

 

[D5K]

Probably still better than Love Me Back

 

[Penelope]

You are FIVE FOOT FOUR AND HAVE NEVER HAD SEX

 

[Raining on Me]

Does he sing "would you like the smell of love"?

YES PLEASE hun!

 

[Beverley]

Has he a Buddhist MONK on BVs?

 

[octophone]

Which mad scientist crossed every male Big Brother contestant with a rapist and got this wank?

 

[Tisch]

'Shake it up, stick it in"

Normally I've no time for this song, but I'm a bit pissed and quite honestly I'd be all over the SPEAKING CLOCK if it had a beat at this point.

It has BIPS at the beginning. Don't they do anything for you?

 

[FetchFugly]

They should have held the gold cloth up for the three minutes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TIT SHAKING AND BELLY DANCING

 

[D5K]

This goes second bottom in the list.

 

[Alla]

It surely can't get camper than this.

 

[Suomi]

02 Bosnia
08 Spain
09 Belarus
00 Ireland
08 Finland
7.5 FYR Macedonia
02 Slovenia
03 Hungary
02 Lithuania
06 Greece
10 Georgia
09 Sweden
09 France
03 Latvia
09 Russia
06 Germany
10 Serbia
09 Ukraine
09 United Kingdom
03 Romania
10 Bulgaria - groundbreaking and without doubt one of the greatest uses of an instrument on the Eurovision stage. And when I say instrument I mean of course the HUMAN VOICE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What an absolute CAT FUCKER.

 

[COB]

Don't pretend we would ALL love this if it was a WOMAN in a SKIMPY dress

Well it's NOT so I DON'T!

 

[Tisch]

Do we have a CHALGA thread? I have so many THROATY ANTHEMS to share.

I think we should close the Kelly Clarkson forum and replace it with a CHALGA forum personally

 

[octophone]

The matador outfit makes me want to see him gored by a bull.

 

[dmlaw]

TIT SHAKING AND BELLY DANCING

And some prick dressed up as a circus ringmaster trying to argue that they should share a dressing room.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's as if he can't decide to go to the pub or the circus

 

[Penelope]

Just SO AWFUL FOR WHAT IT IS

06 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
07 Ireland
11 Finland
09 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
08 Lithuania
09 Greece
12455 Georgia
09 Sweden
04 France
11 Russia
00 Germany
09 Serbia
11 Ukraine
12/-1 United Kingdom
01 Romania
11 Bulgaria
03 Turkey

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland
07 Finland
08 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
04 Lithuania
06 Greece
09 Georgia
02 Sweden
06 France
05 Latvia
08 Russia
02 Germany
10 Serbia
12 Ukraine
06 UK
02 Romania
42 Bulgaria
06 Turkey