Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[Penelope]

Not nice to say it (copyright @Zu-Klara) but Turkey really did look like someone slapped up @ButterTart in NIGERIAN level bronzer

 

[Raining on Me]

Turkey couldn't be any more of a copy and paste vaguely ethnic pop banger but I'll take it

 

[Beverley]

COMPULSORY GENOCIDE ANTHEM

 

[Kala]

I actually CANNOT remember a THING about this Armenian song.

 

[Alla]

I don't remember the Armenian one AT ALL.

 

[D5K]

that toilet paper tree seems so wasteful in this day and age

 

[Apoca]

Not this Armenian snoozefest.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ok so Armenia has decided the fun is over

 

[ButterTart]

It has BIPS at the beginning. Don't they do anything for you?

I always get disappointed when they're not followed by a drop.

I know someone called Bips. Nice bloke.

 

[Penelope]

QUITE LIKE THIS

 

[win_the_game]

Who on earth thought shredded carrier bags stuck in a tree would be a great stage prop?

 

[VoR]

There's a fabulous gimmick coming for this one...

 

[Penelope]

It's a SULTRY GEN(OCIDE)

 

[AlgoAlex]

Yawn

 

[Dark Carnival]

COMPULSORY GENOCIDE ANTHEM

Right after the Turkish massacre

(sorry)

 

[D5K]

Coming just after Turkey too

 

[win_the_game]

This one screams SHAVED CHEST but HAIRY BACK.

 

[ButterTart]

Not nice to say it (copyright @Zu-Klara) but Turkey really did look like someone slapped up @ButterTart in NIGERIAN level bronzer

I've kept that secret for thirteen years...

 

[Beverley]

Ok so Armenia has decided the fun is over

DW, we end on a HIGH

 

[D5K]

There's a fabulous gimmick coming for this one...

Hang on I don’t remember that at all!

 

[Raining on Me]

Not nice to say it (copyright @Zu-Klara) but Turkey really did look like someone slapped up @ButterTart in NIGERIAN level bronzer

Ah so THAT'S why I wanted to ride him

(Plus actually looks vaguely - ish - like my other half, bunch of cruel fuckers )

 

[Alla]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Piss off Armenia

 

[Penelope]

Hayko now...

 

[octophone]

This is so shit, I'm not wholly convinced it's real.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland
07 Finland
08 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
04 Lithuania
06 Greece
09 Georgia
02 Sweden
06 France
05 Latvia
08 Russia
02 Germany
10 Serbia
12 Ukraine
06 UK
02 Romania
42 Bulgaria
06 Turkey
03 Armenia

 

[D5K]

There’s no point having a suspense visual gimmick if everyone’s looking at their phones because your song is so dull

 

[Tisch]

I always get disappointed when they're not followed by a drop.

I know someone called Bips. Nice bloke.

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[ButterTart]

Oop!

 

[Alla]

ButterTart those hands!

 

[Beverley]

Now this is fucking hysterical BRILLIANCE

 

[Soldi]

OH EXCITING

 

[Kala]

FUCKING LOVE THIS MOLDOVAN TRASH

 

[Penelope]

06 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
07 Ireland
11 Finland
09 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary
08 Lithuania
09 Greece
12455 Georgia
09 Sweden
04 France
00 Latvia
11 Russia
00 Germany
09 Serbia
11 Ukraine
12/-1 United Kingdom
01 Romania
11 Bulgaria
03 Turkey
08 Armenia

 

[Alla]

Oh I like this one! Good old Moldova

 

[Dark Carnival]

Of course Moldova!

 

[win_the_game]

This is a MOLDOVAN GEM FOR THE AGES.

 

[Soldi]

I don’t even think I can pick a favourite

 

[octophone]

Oh - heavy metal violin. How...innovative.

 

[Apoca]

YAS MOLDOVA