Moopy Family Fortunes 2020 - Grand Finale - Results

[AGinAg (37)]

I’m surprised google isn’t higher to be frank

Than top?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Google never occurred to me. It's not a website. It's something you use to FIND websites.

WHAT?

 

[ButterTart]

Ag vodka 28
ameraal vodka 28
Beverley vodka 28
BoysForSeles vodka 28
cwej vodka 28
David_5000 vodka 28
Devil vodka 28
Diddy vodka 28
dmlaw vodka 28
Floppet vodka 28
Ill Advised vodka 28
Jacques vodka 28
jyxz vodka 28
Kate vodka 28
KindCool vodka 28
Mats vodka 28
Mother Superior vodka 28
nerys vodka 28
OutSynk vodka 28
Peekaboo vodka 28
Phoenix vodka 28
Raining On Me vodka 28
Rita vodka 28
Suedey vodka 28
Suomi vodka 28
Tischlampe vodka 28
VoR vodka 28
wendy the goat vodka 28

Alex gin 6
big ron gin 6
Dark Carnival gin 6
Indie gin 6
POP! gin and tonic 6
Rhythmbarbican gin 6

Beryl absinthe 5
ButterTart absinthe 5
Gangsta Nancy Lam absinthe 5
NonEvent absinthe 5
SDF absinthe 5

Ellie whiskey 4
Haiku whiskey 4
Kevin whiskey 4
Mrs. Bev whiskey 4

RaspberrySwirl tequila 2
wildchild tequila 2

dUb martini 1
Soldi rum 1


Poor @Soldi the only one who drinks rum

I'm sorry, I thought you said strong, not a refreshing accompaniment to getting fingered in a bus shelter.

 

[Raining on Me]

And come FAULT being shouted surely is more representative of a tennis match... pffft whatever...

GAME and MATCH are more noticeable because they have actual meaning but also added commentary use with "exciting game", "fucking dreadful match" ETC

 

[Phoenix]

Than top?

 

[Beverley]

Don’t sex shame me @Alla as if you haven’t been enjoying those free premium videos

He hasn't. He's busy fisting Jews.

 

[Alla]

9. Name an animal that might ruin a farmer's crops

locust 15
rabbit 12
grasshopper 4
fox 3
crow 2
slugs 2
bird 1
rat 1
toad 1
elephant 1
cow 1
deer 1
mice 1
goat 1
termite 1


This was close, but the biblical locust plague wins. I wonder if some googled this, but it is an obvious answer anyway.
And then the list descends into some proper insanity, how are some animals that are not even herbivorous going to ruin a farmer's crop? I'm DEAD at the 3 foxes in the list, I guess some people just answered any animal they could think of, the list is priceless.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Awwww @Floppet answering moopy <3

 

[Alla]

Don’t sex shame me @Alla as if you haven’t been enjoying those free premium videos

I watched them all!

 

[Dark Carnival]

locust is the same as grasshopper! COME ON!!

 

[Alla]

Alex locust 15
ameraal locust 15
ButterTart locust 15
Diddy locust 15
dmlaw locust 15
Ill Advised locust 15
Indie locust 15
Jacques locust 15
jyxz locust 15
NonEvent locust 15
Peekaboo locust 15
Raining On Me locust 15
Rhythmbarbican locust 15
Suomi locust 15
wendy the goat locust 15

Beryl rabbit 12
Beverley rabbit 12
David_5000 rabbit 12
Devil rabbit 12
Floppet rabbit 12
Haiku rabbit 12
Kate rabbit 12
KindCool rabbit 12
OutSynk rabbit 12
POP! rabbit 12
Soldi rabbit 12
Suedey rabbit 12

Dark Carnival grasshopper 4
Kevin grasshopper 4
Mats grasshopper 4
RaspberrySwirl grasshopper 4

cwej fox 3
Ellie fox 3
SDF fox 3

Ag crow 2
BoysForSeles crow 2
Mother Superior slugs 2
nerys slugs 2

big ron bird 1
dUb rat 1
Gangsta Nancy Lam toad 1
Mrs. Bev elephant 1
Phoenix cow 1
Rita deer 1
Tischlampe mice 1
VoR goat 1
wildchild termite 1

 

[Soldi]

ELEPHANT

 

[Beverley]

FUCK

Edit: it's OK, I went with rabbit :-)

 

[RS]

Wait, wtf locusts and grasshoppers are pretty much the same

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I'm lower than the list

 

[AlgoAlex]

ELEPHANT

is Mrs Bev trolling us?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait, wtf locusts and grasshoppers are pretty much the same

I KNOW RIGHT!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wait, wtf locusts and grasshoppers are pretty much the same

!!!

 

[Tisch]

Tischlampe, I got your name wrong AGAIN and realised in the last minute, thank god. I guess Iguana is playing too but unconfirmed so far.

All me bébé. I have NEVER done this well (note: I haven't read on yet...)

 

[ButterTart]

I demand a steward's enquiry on the first question. It clearly meant words other that TYPES of weather. I'm just off the phone with Alla and he agrees.

 

[Beverley]

ELEPHANT

Now don't you manson my GIRLFRIEND

 

[GNL]

Disappointed moopy went for the FAIRYTALE answer of locusts and paid no mind to the VERY REAL THREAT of cane toads.

 

[Phoenix]

I watched them all!

we know, you dirty whore

 

[RS]

Everyone who said grasshopper is a non native English speaker: we mean the same as locust.

 

[Soldi]

is Mrs Bev trolling us?

You’d HOPE SO

 

[Jacques]

9. Name an animal that might ruin a farmer's crops

I wonder if some googled this, but it is an obvious answer anyway.

I did, and expected it to screw me over because apparently Google doesn't always work in this game. But I'm still on eight top answers out of nine

 

[Soldi]

Now don't you manson my GIRLFRIEND

Now don’t you me LOVEY

 

[Dark Carnival]

RECOUNT

 

[Rita]

LOCUST???

 

[dmlaw]

Technically, locusts and grasshoppers are the same thing. They are grasshoppers when they stay in one place and locusts when they migrate.

 

[Rita]

Google told me DEER.

 

[Alla]

10. Name a place where you can usually find more women than men

ladies toilet 15
beauty parlour 9
gynecologist 4
yoga class 3
lesbian bar 3
convent 2
clothes shop 2
swimming pool 1
supermarket 1
hen night 1
Kala's record collection 1
fashion show 1
football match 1
spa 1
abortion clinic 1
kitchen 1


The ladies toilet wins, probably because some people thought of a place where you can find no men at all, it was a safe bet. Some clichés in that list, but Kala's record collection is one of my favourite answers ever

 

[Alla]

Google told me DEER.

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Everyone who said grasshopper is a non native English speaker: we mean the same as locust.

THIS!

 

[ButterTart]

Technically, locusts and grasshoppers are the same thing. They are grasshoppers when they stay in one place and locusts when they migrate.

Alright, locust police.

 

[Beverley]

Now don’t you me LOVEY

She's getting too big for her boots

 

[Soldi]

 

[RS]

Technically, locusts and grasshoppers are the same thing. They are grasshoppers when they stay in one place and locusts when they migrate.

Listen to this very wise man

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So what were the TWO IDENTICAL ANSWERS?

 

[Alla]

Ag ladies toilet 15
Beverley ladies toilet 15
Dark Carnival ladies bathroom 15
David_5000 women's toilet 15
Floppet ladies toilet 15
KindCool women's bathroom 15
Mrs. Bev ladies toilet 15
nerys women's toilet 15
OutSynk ladies room 15
Peekaboo women's toilet 15
Phoenix women's bathroom 15
Raining On Me women's toilet 15
Rita ladies loo 15
Tischlampe ladies toilet 15
wendy the goat ladies toilet 15

Alex nail bar 9
Devil beauty parlour 9
Ellie nail bar 9
Ill Advised hairdressers 9
Indie beauty salon 9
Jacques nail salon 9
Kevin beauty parlour 9
NonEvent hair salon 9
Suedey nail salon 9

ameraal at the obgyn 4
ButterTart gynaecologist's office 4
Mats gynaecologist 4
RaspberrySwirl gynecologist 4

dUb yoga class 3
POP! yoga 3
SDF yoga 3
Gangsta Nancy Lam lesbian bar 3
Suomi lesbian bar 3
VoR lesbian bar 3

cwej convent 2
Diddy convent 2
Kate clothes shop 2
Soldi clothes shop 2

Beryl swimming pool 1
big ron supermarket 1
BoysForSeles hen night 1
dmlaw Kala's record collection 1
Haiku fashion show 1
jyxz football match 1
Mother Superior spa 1
Rhythmbarbican abortion clinic 1
wildchild kitchen 1

 

[AlgoAlex]

Football match?!?

Mrs Bev again ?