MOOPY LOCKDOWN MAFIA II: THE PLAY-PEN - NIGHT 6

[AGinAg (37)]

I would like credit for being the one who worked out the blurred out bit of the screengrab said 'Madison. Madison'.

Oh well done. I thought that was Suomi.

And WORSE people ignored it!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Although oddly people were arguing about that too.

IKR!

 

[Rita]

You break my heart, lover.

Sorry Indie. My Mother always said the world has 3 ways of communication - Telegram, Telephone and Tell Rita.

 

[ButterTart]

All he had to do was KEEP HIS HEAD DOWN, but no, he got himself killed FIRST.

I HADN'T FUCKING DONE ANYTHING! I went for a fag, made a brew, and when I came back I was on 7 cunting votes! I need to scotch this narrative that I somehow orchestrated my own demise, because I wasn't anywhere near the bastarding computer when you all decided to vote for me and I hadn't accused a single person of anything. The only ammunition anyone had was Suomi saying I spoke like an 'actor', and the fact that I was Mafia in the last round.

 

[dmlaw]

I'd quite like to run one of these sometime. Maybe in a few weeks.

 

[Penelope]

I HADN'T FUCKING DONE ANYTHING! I went for a fag, made a brew, and when I came back I was on 7 cunting votes! I need to scotch this narrative that I somehow orchestrated my own demise, because I wasn't anywhere near the bastarding computer when you all decided to vote for me and I hadn't accused a single person of anything. The only ammunition anyone had was Suomi saying I spoke like an 'actor', and the fact that I was Mafia in the last round.

You'd made yourself prominent!

 

[dmlaw]

Actually, I have a question. If there were no Mafia on day 1, then who killed VoR?

 

[ButterTart]

I'd love another round soon. I want to play with MADISON AND CWEJ

Yes, I second this.

 

[big ron]

I honestly think the mafia would have won if it wasnt for KC. Jacques and I had a good run being in cahoots and Madison was playing a good game until he was taken out. Ah well

 

[ButterTart]

Actually, I have a question. If there were no Mafia on day 1, then who killed VoR?

PLOT HOLE

 

[Lucille]

Vor killed himself by trying to insert a cocker spaniel up his BUSSY.

 

[ButterTart]

You'd made yourself prominent!

How? By speaking?

 

[SDF]

I survived another Mafia?!

 

[Suomi]

I HADN'T FUCKING DONE ANYTHING! I went for a fag, made a brew, and when I came back I was on 7 cunting votes! I need to scotch this narrative that I somehow orchestrated my own demise, because I wasn't anywhere near the bastarding computer when you all decided to vote for me and I hadn't accused a single person of anything. The only ammunition anyone had was Suomi saying I spoke like an 'actor', and the fact that I was Mafia in the last round.

lol my bad sorry...

 

[Penelope]

Actually, I have a question. If there were no Mafia on day 1, then who killed VoR?

VoR died impaling himself on a local Cocker Spaniel. The furious and frustrated villagers merely decided after that point a mafia must have been responsible.

 

[Penelope]

Vor killed himself by trying to insert a cocker spaniel up his BUSSY.

Told you

 

[Indie]

So I've genuinely wasted much of my working day to do this. Now I have to work for the rest of the evening. THANKS GUYS

 

[Lucille]

I honestly think the mafia would have won if it wasnt for KC. Jacques and I had a good run being in cahoots and Madison was playing a good game until he was taken out. Ah well

I'm not sure what's more astonishing, that the mafia didn't win, or that the villagers did!

 

[Penelope]

I'm not sure what's more astonishing, that the mafia didn't win, or that the villagers did!

Legit the same

 

[Penelope]

I think the turning point was *probably* Suomi using the belt for entertainment value, but even after then, the moment the village decided to kill Lucille over Jacques was potentially big for the mafia.

 

[GNL]

I had convinced myself the covered word in Kc's screenshot started with an 'A'. So I thought it said 'Ameraal. Am' and didn't understand why everyone else was so confident in the Madison/KC pairing, and it made me suspicious. Tragic.

 

[ButterTart]

lol my bad sorry...

I don't blame you (well, not exclusively), the blame falls on everyone who took that as evidence that I'd actually done anything in that first round to look suspicious.

 

[Jacques]

@Jacques - I reckon you could've really dragged that one out (and maybe won) if you hadn't taken out Indie and Dark Carnival and gone for more in the background characters. Not sure anyone would've known what to take from offing Tisch/Iguana.

I didn't feel like there was much option with DC because he's the only one that me and Ron could be sure was a villager and we didn't want to risk accidentally taking out one of our own (and I was a bit frustrated when DC survived the first time I attempted to kill him so when the chance came up again it was like DIE BITCH)

Fair point about Indie, I think that did make it too obvious that I was mafia, but not sure I'd have risked either Tisch or Iguana as I thought at least one of them (or SDF) was another group of mafia. I got quite close to taking chances on messaging all three of them. The first post claimed there were two groups of mafia, turns out the second group didn't exist until day 3 as I knew of Ron, Madison and KC from when I was turned

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not sure what's more astonishing, that the mafia didn't win, or that the villagers did!

We really do need an ALL STARS. COMMITTED PLAYERS ONLY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I had convinced myself the covered word in Kc's screenshot started with an 'A'. So I thought it said 'Ameraal. Am' and didn't understand why everyone else was so confident in the Madison/KC pairing, and it made me suspicious. Tragic.

I gave up on you very quickly.

 

[SDF]

I’d like an apology from all the lying slags who accused me of being Mafia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’d like an apology from all the lying slags who accused me of being Mafia

Likewise

 

[Soldi]

I HADN'T FUCKING DONE ANYTHING! I went for a fag, made a brew, and when I came back I was on 7 cunting votes! I need to scotch this narrative that I somehow orchestrated my own demise, because I wasn't anywhere near the bastarding computer when you all decided to vote for me and I hadn't accused a single person of anything. The only ammunition anyone had was Suomi saying I spoke like an 'actor', and the fact that I was Mafia in the last round.

Well SAME THING HERE! It’s not like I have form from PREVIOUS GAMES either! I was a boring old villager and the only thing I could do was SHITPOST.

 

[Iguana]

People are pretty fucking rude about the FIVE WINNING VILLAGERS

Not one

Not two

Not three

Not four

But FIVE

 

[SDF]

To all those rude cunts, at least we fucking survived x

 

[Suomi]

We really do need an ALL STARS. COMMITTED PLAYERS ONLY

I agree with this - if you’re signed up then you’re ONLINE, you’re phoning in sick to work, your children are left to die...full commitment

 

[Iguana]

I want my medal from Mayor @Star!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I was so GAGGED when DC told me he was the angle, I was about ready to kill him!

I actually TRUSTED you, you fucking SNAKE.

 

[Penelope]

Guys villagers get lynched all the time, it's KIND OF A BIG PART OF MAFIA M.O.

Also ButterTart did partially get taken out by an exquisite bit of counterargument from Lucille on the lack of any opposing bloc to the votes for him.

 

[Jacques]

Thank you @Penelope for giving me my first STARRING role, it was very fun getting to be in cahoots and deciding night phase killings. Next time I'll be happy to go back to being a mere mortal

 

[Penelope]

Also I've wanted to do the twist of there being no Mafia at all for ages and there is no joy like seeing you all go batshit flinging around accusations based on literally nothing

 

[ButterTart]

Guys villagers get lynched all the time, it's KIND OF A BIG PART OF MAFIA M.O.

Also ButterTart did partially get taken out by an exquisite bit of counterargument from Lucille on the lack of any opposing bloc to the votes for him.

Lucille has been dealt with. I've hired some local ruffians to cough in his vicinity.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 15 minutes you can all wind down listening to ABBA's The Visitors album here

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also I've wanted to do the twist of there being no Mafia at all for ages and there is no joy like seeing you all go batshit flinging around accusations based on literally nothing

 

[Suomi]

Also I've wanted to do the twist of there being no Mafia at all for ages and there is no joy like seeing you all go batshit flinging around accusations based on literally nothing

I guess it reveals the true tenacity of the human spirit. Like when my friend was drowning in the Hudson River and I bravely decided to order a takeaway