OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[OutSynk]

I have one song I really want to enter but I can't find the radio edit ANYWHERE online, only the 6 minute version and I know you lot throw a hissy fit at anything being over 3:30

Yeah @Phoenix will definitely skip this one.

 

[Iguana]

Sorry, I'll be down the pub tomorrow evening

 

[Alla]

Ooh another dossier, I'm gonna read it

 

[Phoenix]

I can’t wait to get my number

 

[Indie]

I got number 1. Is that good?

 

[Suomi]

Alla's jesting to counter Kala's anal-retentiveness is the ultimate dream presenter pairing

(l-r Alla, Kalabaliken)

 

[Phoenix]

Yeah @Phoenix will definitely skip this one.

 

[win_the_game]

If anyone picks my preferred country before I get the chance, there will be HOLE CUTTING of a NEW KIND.

 

[Diddy]

I saw Diddy mention a list, but I can't remember Kala issuing any directives from on high about it.

think of the list like a postal vote, in case you can’t be there at voting time. Except the vote is also AV so you send a ranking of the countries you want, and the highest one that isn’t taken will be yours

 

[Lucille]

Alla's jesting to counter Kala's anal-retentiveness is the ultimate dream presenter pairing

(l-r Alla, Kalabaliken)

OMG

 

[Diddy]

How many people have already picked their song? Madness

 

[Suomi]

Omg how funny would it be if we all entered male vocalists

 

[Alla]

How many people have already picked their song? Madness

You must be having a laugh with this insanity knowing that you have a whole continent to choose from and nobody else is interested in it at all

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Omg how funny would it be if we all entered male vocalists

I was dead set on pushing this.

 

[Lucille]

Omg at Alla BLITHELY disregarding the culture of 4.5 BILLION people.

 

[Alla]

Alla's jesting to counter Kala's anal-retentiveness is the ultimate dream presenter pairing

(l-r Alla, Kalabaliken)

What the fuck is this!

 

[Lucille]

Omg how funny would it be if we all entered male vocalists

We’re submitting tracks with vocals?!?

 

[Diddy]

You must be having a laugh with this insanity knowing that you have a whole continent to choose from and nobody else is interested in it at all

I DO listen to music from non-Asian countries still, you know?

 

[Alla]

Omg at Alla BLITHELY disregarding the culture of 4.5 BILLION people.

You all did when he DARED to submit jpop. I actually considered an Asian song

 

[Alla]

I DO listen to music from non-Asian countries still, you know?

I know that.

 

[COB]

I like a lot of Japanese music! It's on my longlist, for sure.

 

[Diddy]

I think plenty of people had something to say about my entry

 

[Diddy]

I like a lot of Japanese music! It's on my longlist, for sure.

how come nobody talks about it

 

[ButterTart]

Omg how funny would it be if we all entered male vocalists

It's like eavesdropping on Big Fun's dressing room.

 

[Kala]

Male artists are only allowed if they are part of a mixed-sex ensemble*






*In my record collection

 

[Alla]

Oh there was some talking a few days ago about sending just male artists, I have to admit it, Kala.

 

[Suomi]

What the fuck is this!

Do you not know Sesame Street?

 

[Alla]

That's not what I was asking. At least I'm not that rancid grumpy banana.

 

[OutSynk]

I think plenty of people had something to say about my entry

Even I still have nightmares about @octophone ’s commentary. Are you in therapy right now?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am planning on losing my shit at Kala in about a week. Gonna call him a cunt and everything. Can't remember why.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh there was some talking a few days ago about sending just male artists, I have to admit it, Kala.

That was YOU!

 

[D5K]

This thread is giving me massive anxiety and I haven't even decided whether to enter or not.

 

[Beverley]

I did a mini trawl of my favourites yesterday and found plenty to submit, so I'm not concerned.

 

[Soldi]

I’m going to send a Male heavy metal band from SVALBARD AND JAN MYEN and watch the points come ROLLING IN

 

[Soldi]

I did a mini trawl of my favourites yesterday and found plenty to submit, so I'm not concerned.

I hope they’re as good as your LAST entry

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This thread is giving me massive anxiety and I haven't even decided whether to enter or not.

You simply must.

 

[OutSynk]

This thread is giving me massive anxiety and I haven't even decided whether to enter or not.

What is there to think about? Eurovision 2020 was literally cancelled for this.

 

[Raining on Me]

I hope the connection reasons are revealed as well so we can all piss and moan and raise FURIOUS EYEBROWS

 

[Beverley]

I hope they’re as good as your LAST entry

is she trying to shade me?

 

[Beverley]

OH SHIT, i passed 22,000 posts today and did not realise!