OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[COB]

Isn’t Hilary sending over some tasty delights from her favourite PIZZA restaurant?!?

Stolen joke time - when staff at the Democratic Party are expecting a baby, their colleagues ask whether it's going to be pepperoni or mushroom

 

[Zu]

Oh it NEVER FAILS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Carrots, cookie and grey meat anyone?

 

[COB]

This is being saved for the country selections, along with copious amounts of GIN and a SHIV for each participant

 

[Soldi]

Omg where was this? A RABBIT CONVENTION?!

 

[Kate]

WAIT how did Ag get in the VIP ROOM? OUTRAGE. This preferential treatment better not extend to the DRAW

 

[Superstylin']

As a child I used to feed our house plant my piece of fray bentos whilst my dad wasn’t looking so I could be excused from the table. Just the thought of that stuff (and findus crispy pancakes too!) make me retch.
Vile.

 

[Phoenix]

Omg I don’t have a number. I knew I was gonna get shafted

 

[Diddy]

*reacts emotionally*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Omg where was this? A RABBIT CONVENTION?!

THE BUFFET AT A MADONNA CONCERT. They paid $200 or something for the privilege.

NOT EVEN JOKING!

 

[Phoenix]

As a child I used to feed our house plant my piece of fray bentos whilst my dad wasn’t looking so I could be excused from the table. Just the thought of that stuff (and findus crispy pancakes too!) make me retch.
Vile.

did Daddy slap you when you didn’t finish your pie?

 

[Soldi]

Should’ve called myself Andromeda

 

[OutSynk]

WHERE’S MY NUMBER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WAIT how did Ag get in the VIP ROOM? OUTRAGE. This preferential treatment better not extend to the DRAW

PITY!

 

[Soldi]

THE BUFFET AT A MADONNA CONCERT. They paid $200 or something for the privilege.

NOT EVEN JOKING!

Is there a thread on here for it? I can’t begin to imagine the delights that await me

 

[Phoenix]

Why does that whore Agnetha get to go first?

 

[Zu]

Omg I don’t have a number. I knew I was gonna get shafted

You’d get it a lot quicker if you were called HOENIX or ENIX. Just a top tip from me there

 

[Lucille]

As a child I used to feed our house plant my piece of fray bentos whilst my dad wasn’t looking so I could be excused from the table. Just the thought of that stuff (and findus crispy pancakes too!) make me retch.
Vile.

 

[Indie]

 

[Kate]

Enjoy, @Soldi

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/madame-x-tour-cw-offensive-carrot.97039/page-12

 

[Alla]

Should’ve called myself Andromeda

Alettra Lamborghini

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is there a thread on here for it? I can’t begin to imagine the delights that await me

https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/madame-x-tour-cw-offensive-carrot.97039/page-10

 

[Iguana]

I have my number. Kala is whizzing through these!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why does that whore Agnetha get to go first?

Oh do FUCK OFF

 

[Zu]

Is there a thread on here for it? I can’t begin to imagine the delights that await me

Take a WILD GUESS

 

[OutSynk]

47

 

[COB]

Is there a thread on here for it? I can’t begin to imagine the delights that await me

It starts here I think, but the whole topic is a TREAT.

 

[Alla]

Why does that whore Agnetha get to go first?

Because it happens he's the first one alphabetically, be patient

 

[OutSynk]

I RECEIVED A PM FROM KALA

 

[Kate]

I GOT MY NUMBER

*unidentified reaction*

 

[Phoenix]

is my reaction to my number

 

[Alla]

I better start thinking which male artist I'm going to send.

 

[OutSynk]

Well it’s over.

 

[Diddy]

I GOT MY NUMBER

*unidentified reaction*

lol you sound just like me when I got mine!

 

[Soldi]

I better start thinking which male artist I'm going to send.

Oh I forgot about that, shit I’ll need a RANDOM country now

 

[Soldi]

I have been NUMBERED

 

[Iguana]

I am not a number. I am a FREE MAN!

 

[D5K]

I'm willing to trade down in the order in exchange for some votes.

 

[Lucille]

AGOG

 

[Alla]

I'm willing to trade down in the order in exchange for some votes.

Do we have a black market for this? Asking for a friend