Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[win_the_game]

BRAVA! DODICI PUNTI!

Crying and shaking after that.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy

 

[Lucille]

Such a vile queen in this postcard.

 

[ButterTart]

Here comes Bex Shiner from Big Brother to show us all how to do a fucking ballad.

 

[Raining on Me]

I can't remember what I rated Italy in moopyvision but I like its hazy uplifting charm. Plus she is quite lovely. Probably shoots refugees for cash but the song's okay.

 

[Soldi]

“We are PRECIOUS”

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
The greatest Eurovision song of the 2010s Italy

 

[VoR]

I need a 15 minute window to nip to the shops and this show just DOESN'T SUPPORT THAT

I think I'll try to leg it after Poli. I can cope with missing Amir.

 

[Suomi]

Mrs Suomi is in FLOODS of TEARS during and after Italy

 

[Penelope]

Absolutely LOVE this foul queen with a face like a burst settee!!!

 

[ButterTart]

"I luv you, Luke"

 

[Soldi]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy

UNDERRATED!

 

[Alla]

“We are PRECIOUS”

Say it again and Rewind are

 

[COB]

@COB can you SORT THIS PLEASE?

What can I do?! We discussed lifestyle slavery and financial domination and she was NOT biting, I have no other means of control

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please list the drinks and narcotics you'd need to fuck this one.

 

[win_the_game]

This one really is a FOUL CUNT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please list the drinks and narcotics you'd need to fuck this one.

I don't have enough characters.

 

[Soldi]

That HAIR is a FIRE RISK

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm sorry I still haven't recovered from Michelin woman! I don't want to be listening to this shit!

 

[ButterTart]

Please list the drinks and narcotics you'd need to fuck this one.

She was on Babestation for a bit, the Big Brother money really didn't stretch that far.

 

[Penelope]

Used to hate this but you know what it's just so ENTRACINGLY VILE I'm REACHING FOR MY LIGHTER FOR THE SECOND CHORUS NOW!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

God, he has SUCH GAY FACE

 

[win_the_game]

That HAIR is a FIRE RISK

If only it did go up in flames...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite like the song despite Adam Lambert being a lesbian.

 

[VoR]

Mrs Suomi is in FLOODS of TEARS during and after Italy

I was quite VERKLEMPT in the press centre for the Jury rehearsal. I remember some quite aggressive eye-rolling from @Pingu and our Italian friend.

 

[Tisch]

BORING

 

[COB]

Please list the drinks and narcotics you'd need to fuck this one.

ROHYPNOL (for me, not him)

 

[ButterTart]

Go on lad!

 

[Soldi]

I quite like the song but HOVI STAR is such a CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

Well, here's someone who would get a one episode deal to guest star in Glee before not being asked back because even Ryan Murphy finds him insufferable.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel

 

[Penelope]

God, he has SUCH GAY FACE

Bees CONFIRMED homophobic after their obvious VICIOUS ATTACK ON IT

 

[D5K]

I have not paid attention to any of this one.
Dull.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel

 

[Tisch]

Here comes Bex Shiner from Big Brother to show us all how to do a fucking ballad.

I can't unsee this

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel

 

[AlgoAlex]

I need a 15 minute window to nip to the shops and this show just DOESN'T SUPPORT THAT

I think I'll try to leg it after Poli. I can cope with missing Amir.

Is there such a thing as NIPPING to shops anymore ?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG I'M NOT READY

 

[D5K]

Now strap yourselves in girls!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel