Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Raining on Me]

I've just drowned in my own cum puddle over Hungary.

Dreadful style of singing ruining an otherwise totally average song however

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG MICHELIN WOMAN!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

That final bit was irritating. The song distinctly underwhelming

 

[Penelope]

Oh my FUCKING GOD I'M NOT EVEN READY FOR ITALY!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Italy's biggest misstep of the decade.

 

[Dark Carnival]

EVERYONE SHUT UP A LISTEN!

 

[win_the_game]

OMG Francesca

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh my FUCKING GOD I'M NOT EVEN READY FOR ITALY!!!

I WILL NEVER BE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Italy's biggest misstep of the decade.

Oh wow

 

[win_the_game]

She's so nervous here.

 

[Penelope]

Italy's biggest misstep of the decade.

FUCK OFF WAR CRIMINAL

 

[Lucille]

Fuck off with the flowers.

 

[dmlaw]

Well, it's no Cheyenne, but it's not bad.

 

[Madison]

Saved by the backing singers.

 

[AlgoAlex]

The first time I heard it I liked it but now I adore it. Just beautiful.

 

[D5K]

Italy's biggest misstep of the decade.

The staging maybe. But not the song.

 

[ButterTart]

A fantastic example of the sort of wallpapery nonsense Italy get whenever they accidentally send a woman.

She's fit though.

 

[Beverley]

I won't get back in time for Francesca

I remember her album was v good

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck off with the flowers.

FUCKING BAN THIS ONE PLEASE

 

[D5K]

What do the camera squiggles add?

 

[Soldi]

A fantastic example of the sort of wallpapery nonsense Italy get whenever they accidentally send a woman.

She's fit though.

Oh WIND YOUR NECK IN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Imagine if she'd accidentally used the balloon on a stick as the microphone.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DI MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I would like to thank Italy for the opportunity for a piss break

 

[Penelope]

Just pure, fragile crystalline beauty.

 

[Madison]

She misses a note in nearly every line. No?

 

[Tisch]

It's great! Doesn't need the English bit.

 

[ButterTart]

Italy's biggest misstep of the decade.

Yeah, I REALLY don't understand why this is so beloved. It's an average ballad with a weird stage show.

 

[Penelope]

I would like to thank Italy for the opportunity for a piss break

@COB can you SORT THIS PLEASE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

WE ARE STARS ALIGNED TOGETHER

 

[VoR]

It's a real shame this arrangement didn't give her room to try any of the big notes on the recording, but still an all time favourite.

 

[AlgoAlex]

The staging maybe. But not the song.

The staging really detracts from a great song/performer

 

[Penelope]

She misses a note in nearly every line. No?

And yet it's still perfect.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ONION!!

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
284858394839394949294 Italy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE!

 

[Penelope]

She really should have done the big long vocal run for this bit though.

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy

She's fit though.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy