Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Soldi]

I always think she's singing 'Tiny Lube Tub', and I refuse to acknowledge any alternative lyrics.

Well YOU’D KNOW

 

[ButterTart]

I thought that was Lea Sirk?

Oh fuck it's probably MANY OF THEM

I thought it was TAMTA.

Mind you, Poli's such a SLAG I wouldn't put it past her to have been sexually active from the age of 3.

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria

 

[Lucille]

I really should’ve taken it easy on the drugs last night as I’m not feeling ANYTHING girls.

 

[Alla]

VOMITS

 

[Soldi]

OH PISS BREAK

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this MISSING CHROMOSOME FUCKBOY FOETUS

 

[Beverley]

Poli was a total 11. I detest the staging, however, and wonder if, with better staging, she could even have won

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thanks for trying Sweden. Bye.

 

[dmlaw]

Any song with audible deliberate breathing is an immediate 10/10 from me

You'd love late era Meat Loaf, then. He sounds like he's about to keel over these days.

 

[D5K]

Oh this is even worse than I remember

 

[Lucille]

Nothing worse than a GREASY TWINK.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Now when I don’t have to see his FACE i rather like this song

 

[Penelope]

I tell you, this really did seem FUCKING DANGEROUS in the run up

 

[ButterTart]

Smug song
Smug lyrics
Smug performance

 

[Dark Carnival]

If I were sorry...

WELL YOU SHOULD BE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Legit having a dump over watching this.

 

[Iguana]

This won Melodifestivalen?!

 

[D5K]

Remember he’s not even fucking sorry.

 

[Tisch]

Seeing the bits of Melfest I now have I can't see how this turd could ever win such a contest. Even the home crowd aren't really enjoying it

 

[Lucille]

I’m even finding the site of CROWDS so depressing.

 

[Madison]

I’m knocking a point off Bulgaria and giving it to Sweden as a reward for using the subjunctive mood.

 

[Soldi]

If only they sent glued to the floor WIKTORIA or anxiety queen ACE

 

[Raining on Me]

I missed the first three and I'm not rating out of context so:

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria

 

[Alla]

This won Melodifestivalen?!

They usually get it wrong.

 

[ButterTart]

He's a look of Katie Piper pre-skin grafts.

 

[Penelope]

There really is no greater insult to homosexuality that in a year as stuffed with glittering delights as Melodifestivalen 2016, THIS was what fucking won

 

[COB]

I don't know if anyone else liked it, but I was REALLY pulling for Lisa Ajax to win over him in Melodifestivalen.

 

[Beverley]

Death and excrement for Franz

 

[Dark Carnival]

It must feel shit to know you country deliberately chose you because you're never going to win.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's a look of Katie Piper pre-skin grafts.

omg

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden

VILE, VILE LITTLE SHIT.

 

[Soldi]

I don't know if anyone else liked it, but I was REALLY pulling for Lisa Ajax to win over him in Melodifestivalen.

I was hoping for ANYONE ELSE

 

[Lucille]

Eurgh another month and I’ll be rocking that hair cut pray for Lucille.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden

 

[Lucille]

Thank god for a Mans interval.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden

 

[dmlaw]

I’m knocking a point off Bulgaria and giving it to Sweden as a reward for using the subjunctive mood.

I'm knocking a point off Sweden for being really shit.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden

 

[Alla]

Seeing the bits of Melfest I now have I can't see how this turd could ever win such a contest. Even the home crowd aren't really enjoying it

He was the big favourite before the songs were even revealed, for some reason he was very popular there for some shit he released when he was a kid.