Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Raining on Me]

Now I really love this but by god it somehow needed MORE. The final chorus is just a repeat that doesn't even try for added final drama and she could have chucked on at least 5 more national outfits

 

[Dark Carnival]

CROXXXXX

 

[dmlaw]

I SWEAR I caught her on POKEMON GO earlier (and thanks for the gifts @Alla and @Dark Carnival!)

I hope you released her again promptly. Worse than Mr. Mime.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This performance is missing a boa.

A 20ft brown one.

 

[ButterTart]

Bizarrely enough, Oscar Zia.

It’s academic though, Frans absolutely walked it.

I will genuinely never understand that. Did the Swedes think they were voting in the final of Sweden's Blandest Cardigan?

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany

 

[Beverley]

Oscar Zia Human

Would've have preferred it tbh

 

[AlgoAlex]

YAY AMIR !!!

 

[Penelope]

You just KNOW she's burning down 5G towers now

 

[COB]

LEGS IN THE AIR FOR AMIR BOYS

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG IT'S US!

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany

 

[Alla]

Now this is more like the cutie of the evening.

 

[Tisch]

Ooh I like a bit of Mr France

 

[Penelope]

RAW ME AMIR!!!

 

[Soldi]

OMG this was my PRE CONTEST FAVOURITE, ALLEZ!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh this HOT PIECE.

JAM IT UP ME AMIR!

 

[Soldi]

And very nice Mr. Amir

 

[Madison]

Donny Montell wishes he was this hot.

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany

If she'd have walked around with her minge out, there'd have been less viewer complaints.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TU AS TUÉ LA PEUR!!

 

[dmlaw]

I have to say that I don't fully get the appeal of ethnic Jason Bateman, here.

 

[Iguana]

Aaw he looks too cute to slap after ploughing

 

[ButterTart]

I fucking love Amir. Look how happy he is, this is how you do Eurovision.

 

[Dark Carnival]

J'AI BU DANS DES LIQUEURS AMÈRES!

 

[Lucille]

Hi Amir.

Bye DC!

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany

 

[Beverley]

Fuck he's so fit

 

[Beverley]

And the song is pure joy

 

[Tisch]

The thirst for this man

 

[ButterTart]

I have to say that I don't fully get the appeal of ethnic Jason Bateman, here.

Fucking Hell, I totally see that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Aaw he looks too cute to slap after ploughing

He can SLAP ME!

 

[Soldi]

Hi Amir.

Bye DC!

Yay!

 

[Madison]

I can’t help but hear the French vote announcing lady every time it goes “you-oo-oooo”.

 

[Lucille]

Italy wishes it could hit these high notes.

 

[ButterTart]

I can’t help but hear the French vote announcing lady every time it goes “you-oo-oooo”.

YES!

 

[Madison]

Maybe should have skipped the last note.

 

[Penelope]

Track's nice enough, but god he really is PULLING IT BY ITS HAIR into the left hand side of the scoreboard

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France