Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Suomi]

Your Dad is nearly 90!?

Yes! I know right, I’m not even the youngest son

 

[Penelope]

It sounds like Till the World Ends

 

[COB]

AWOOOOO

 

[Soldi]

Poor Aiste from the Lithuanian 2017 marathon plagiarised this song with her entry “I’m Like A Wolf”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my god I FUCKING LOVED GEORGIA THAT YEAR!! Maybe I’m not HOMO

I remember EVERYONE slagging it off, and I just knew it would do better than anyone expected.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I have to ADMIT, I QUITE LIKE this one

You know what, it’s quite entertaining yes
Though what is with the awoo? Only Shakira can do that

 

[Raining on Me]

This has zero originality but at least it’s fun. I’d take this over Sound of Silence thanks.

I rated your song quite highly in A Song For Moopy but now you just need to run in front of a bus

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can hear it!

 

[win_the_game]

WOLF HOWLS. GOOD LORD

 

[Alla]

The staging was quite good.

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus

 

[Soldi]

I remember EVERYONE slagging it off, and I just knew it would do better than anyone expected.

You’ve taken me to the DARK SIDE

 

[Beverley]

HU DIS

 

[Penelope]

Well thank god THAT'S over

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus

 

[win_the_game]

I loved Serbia back in '16

 

[AlgoAlex]

Can't believe @RaspberrySwirl is performing.

i hope for his sake they win, he doesn’t react well to losing

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus

 

[D5K]

I still have no idea how this qualified

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I dread to think what a Goodbye Shelter is.

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus

 

[Dark Carnival]

I barely remember this one...

 

[Beverley]

I don't remember this. Is it one of the Xtina cast-offs the Eastern countries tend to throw up every few years?

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh a RAVEN QUEEN.

 

[Soldi]

She KNOCKED OUT KALIOPI (in competition and literally)

 

[D5K]

Oh it’s 1/3 of Hurricane!

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this fucking BERGEN-BELSEN AT EUROVISION DOGSHIT

 

[Alla]

He can SLAY me

Oh don't apologise, he is a tit. x

 

[Beverley]

I don't remember this. Is it one of the Xtina cast-offs the Eastern countries tend to throw up every few years?

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

i hope for his sake they win, he doesn’t react well to losing

To think I skewed it for him to win ASFM.

 

[COB]

Barbara Dex Award

 

[AlgoAlex]

oh I rather like this one

 

[win_the_game]

I loved Serbia back in '16

Actually still love it now.

Not sure what she's whining for though. Mr Serbia could slap me anytime.

 

[Lucille]

10 points to the man trying to rape her.

 

[Alla]

This one leaves me cold. Not terrible, not exciting.

 

[dmlaw]

I still have no idea how this qualified

There's not actually all that much in the semis that could be described as a sad loss.

 

[ButterTart]

Hentai bird, now this Gothic Lolita effort. This year was clearly courting fat blokes with a fedora and a permanent aroma of spunk.

 

[Dark Carnival]

You really don't want to fuck with this one, you just know she'll be waiting for you in the parking lot with a bat.