Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: this lass smuggled the poison into the Hague Court a couple of years ago.

 

[Iguana]

Oh don't apologise, he is a tit. x

Did you quote the right thing there @Alla?

 

[AlgoAlex]

You really don't want to fuck with this one, you just know she'll be waiting for you in the parking lot with a bat.

OMG was it her that started the spread of Coronavirus ?

 

[ButterTart]

This is one of those songs that you forget while you're listening to it, it's almost consciously bland.

 

[dmlaw]

I think she may have just said 'I lick my boobs'.

 

[Penelope]

LITERALLY EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS BELONGS IN THE HAGUE!!!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh god not this fucking BERGEN-BELSEN AT EUROVISION DOGSHIT

CUNT. This is a DOMESTIC ABUSE anthem. Listen to those pained screams.

 

[Tisch]

One of those backing singers has a touch of the Saaraa Aaltos about her

 

[Beverley]

Oooh it's a goth het Molitva

 

[Alla]

Did you quote the right thing there @Alla?

No, but it was intentional

 

[Iguana]

Fun fact: this lass smuggled the poison into the Hague Court a couple of years ago.

If only she'd TAKEN it

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG was it her that started the spread of Coronavirus ?

Totally capable of that!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia

 

[Tisch]

I liked nothing about that performance

 

[Iguana]

No, but it was intentional

Ah yeah I'm just going to leave it there. Thanks babes x

 

[Penelope]

.

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia

 

[Alla]

TWINK ALERT.

 

[Penelope]

DIE!

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia

 

[Beverley]

Oh it's DONTY with the shittest song of all time

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia

 

[dmlaw]

Fun fact: I have been to that castle thing in the Lithuanian postcard.

 

[Beverley]

I FUCKING HATE HIM

 

[ButterTart]

"Lads, I've put my merkin on Donny's head. Don't tell him, it'll be well funny."

 

[Alla]

I FUCKING HATE HIM

 

[Madison]

Hand choreo

 

[Soldi]

@Chlammy SPAGHETTI HOOP hair is HERE

 

[Dark Carnival]

TWINK ALERT.

Not even the good type

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: I have been to that castle thing in the Lithuanian postcard.

any good souvenirs?

 

[win_the_game]

Speaking of deserving a beating...

 

[AlgoAlex]

okay I remember loving this one

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sort the hair out love

 

[COB]

Lethal injection for Donette please.

 

[Beverley]

It doesn't even have a MELODY

 

[D5K]

Does he have the same hairdresser as Poli?

 

[Madison]

Lithuania did make great use of the stage.

 

[Soldi]

Not even the good type

 

[Penelope]

Look this is basic as shit but GOD HE SELLS IT and you can just tell he's a total blowjob champion