Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[dmlaw]

God poor bloody Spain. The ONE time they actually try

THIS is them trying?

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania
08 Croatia
11 Russia
19 Spain

 

[Alla]

God poor bloody Spain. The ONE time they actually try

Pastora says hello.

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia
09 Russia
02 Spain

 

[ButterTart]

Another Spanish entry that did far worse than it deserved. I bet Alla greased the stage so she went on her arse.

 

[Tisch]

Sweden making fun of MENTAL ILLNESS

 

[Madison]

CLUNK

 

[Soldi]

Oh LATVIA, have we all seen the PICS?

 

[Beverley]

Imagine how great this perf would be if she had a BETTER STYLIST.

It was VERY Jan Sport Entrance Look!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is how you do TWINK, Lithuania!

 

[Beverley]

SLAY ME JUSTS!

 

[Beverley]

She's about the only twink I'd go for

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sweden making fun of MENTAL ILLNESS

Making fun of US!

FAIR!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd put it up Justs

 

[COB]

Music and lyrics by AMINATA

 

[win_the_game]

This one has some lovely EQUIPMENT. Just saying.

 

[dmlaw]

Sweden making fun of MENTAL ILLNESS

To be fair, we could use some of those Eurovision straight jackets when it comes time to select the drunk rewatch entertainment.

 

[AlgoAlex]

oh I love this one too, MOODY

 

[Penelope]

Really MUST remember to buy a Eurovision scarf so I can impress all my friends and relatives by flinging it around my shoulder with maximum hauteur in public

 

[Lucille]

This is how you do TWINK, Lithuania!

Almost makes me wanna TOP.

 

[COB]

Music and lyrics by AMINATA

They should've just sent her again!

 

[Iguana]

He can join Hungary in the closet thanks

 

[Madison]

This one has some lovely EQUIPMENT. Just saying.

Don’t just say.

 

[Beverley]

The production on this is just fucking incredible. Maybe even better than Aminata's own entry

 

[Alla]

I find every* male singer tonight fuckable, I blame the lockdown.

*almost

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this GOAT CAUGHT IN A FENCE YELLING HORROR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd give him a strong all over LICK.

 

[Beverley]

And that fucking staging!!!! Je cannot

 

[Dark Carnival]

Better than Aminta.

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Love his voice

 

[Soldi]

Another one that was SOMEHOW A FAVOURITE. And NO I WOULDNT

 

[Suomi]

Imagine a duet between this guy and Hungary guy. And it was Angels by Robbie Williams. Holy fuck!

 

[Raining on Me]

Amazing song and a fuckable face

 

[Penelope]

It doesn't COUNT that someone's pretty when the noises they make are THAT FUCKING UGLY

 

[COB]

Really MUST remember to buy a Eurovision scarf so I can impress all my friends and relatives by flinging it around my shoulder with maximum hauteur in public

And DO use etc etc.

 

[Tisch]

Someone mentioned cock shots I believe?

 

[ButterTart]

Another top notch effort. I'd love to know which Wayne his battles were in. Sleep? Rooney?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Her performs the shit out of it, I REALLY like this one!

 

[Iguana]

I find every* male singer tonight fuckable, I blame the lockdown.

*almost

It's a great year for hotties

 

[Beverley]

Oh god not this GOAT CAUGHT IN A FENCE YELLING HORROR

Y SHE DO DIS?