Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
04 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMGGG

 

[Alla]

Oh Sergey!

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania
08 Croatia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not ready!

 

[Penelope]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM NOT READY!!!!

WHERE'S THE FUCKING METH PIPE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is good, but it is no Take it Off.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh god now to be SENT INTO ANOTHER REALM

 

[ButterTart]

Every second of this stage show is brilliant.

 

[AlgoAlex]

OOH yay. God this may actually be the best year ever

 

[Beverley]

Sergey peaked physically in 2016

 

[Iguana]

The wing didn't work as well as they'd hoped I feel

 

[Dark Carnival]

IT'S GETTING EXCITING

 

[COB]

ONE WINGED ANGEL FUCK ME UP DADDY SEPHIROTH

 

[D5K]

Say what you want about the performance his vocals are amazing.

 

[Soldi]

I hope he FALLS OF THE WALL

 

[Beverley]

Watch the poor thing get REDDER and REDDER

 

[Penelope]

GAYER THAN A PURSE AND A PROLAPSE!

 

[Alla]

Recycling Charlotte's The Girl screen.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FIT!
BANGER!!
PERFORMANCE!!!

DOUZE!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG DEFYING GRAVITY

 

[Iguana]

Ok now that's pretty good

 

[Lucille]

How the fuck is he doing this.

 

[ButterTart]

I recall being insanely pissed during this song when I watched it live, and it felt like I was watching the most important TV event in history. The moon landing and Del Boy falling through the bar all rolled into one.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE DOUZE DOUZE

 

[Penelope]

love this bit where he travels across stage in silhouette, paying tribute to the previous ultimate MAGIC BEEPING SOMETHING entry Shady Lady

 

[dmlaw]

Clinging on for dear life, there.

 

[Soldi]

How the fuck is he doing this.

MAGIC, LUCILLE MY LOVE

 

[D5K]

I think the song is incredible, but the performance just lacks heart. Technically impressive but that’s not enough.

 

[AlgoAlex]

God the staging on this really is fabulous

 

[ButterTart]

THUNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT A PERF!!!

DEAD DEAD DEAD

 

[Beverley]

TRRIFFIC!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This woman is superfluous to requirements.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HOW DID THIS NOT WIN

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania
08 Croatia
11 Russia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia
426 Russia

 

[Alla]

Yas! QUEEN!!

 

[Raining on Me]

I can't help but feel it fell a little - and I mean just a LITTLE (bit) - flat on the night however. I mean its incredible and I listen to it regularly and yes I did think at the time it should have won, but there's just something that doesn't QUITE hit hard enough.

Yet still, eleventeen out of 10

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania
06 Croatia
70 Russia