OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[Zu]

I’ll be much more inclined to vote for countries where the artist link is VERY OBVIOUS rather than some tenuous bollocks about their husband’s sister’s cat being run over there in 1985 or their being able to say BONJOUR (or relevant equivalent)

 

[jyxz]

I never allowed Faroe Islands because they are PART of Denmark who are also competing. Scotland, England, Wales are all separate parts of the UK. the UK are NOT competing. Anyway, my game, my rules...

Yet Denmark wasn’t taken whten I suggested Faroe Islands. I even had to confirm that my act was Faroese before I confirmed my entry. Had I known, I would have chosen Denmark!

 

[Superstylin']

Yet Denmark wasn’t taken whten I suggested Faroe Islands. I even had to confirm that my act was Faroese before I confirmed my entry. Had I known, I would have chosen Denmark!

OMG it has to be Greta Svabo Bech?

I loved this song she featured on several years ago;

 

[ButterTart]

Already had.

Absolutely. I've given myself a nosebleed with my punishing adherence to the theme, anyone who hasn't will get short shrift from the BT jury.

 

[Alla]

I’ll be much more inclined to vote for countries where the artist link is VERY OBVIOUS rather than some tenuous bollocks about their husband’s sister’s cat being run over there in 1985 or their being able to say BONJOUR (or relevant equivalent)

Oh I will vote for whoever manages to send an artist with no connection with their country and isn't detected by police Kala.

 

[ButterTart]

Also, my song has now been submitted, with a suitably hilarious write up which will immediately give the game away that I'm responsible for it. I hope Kala litters it with spelling mistakes and personal remarks about Sally Gunnell to fool people into thinking it's @COB.

 

[COB]

Also, my song has now been submitted, with a suitably hilarious write up which will immediately give the game away that I'm responsible for it. I hope Kala litters it with spelling mistakes and personal remarks about Sally Gunnell to fool people into thinking it's @COB.

I'm dyslexic and she started it, OKAY

 

[Zu]

Originally it was either going to be Eivør or Laila Av Reyni.

Well this is quite amazing (if not strictly as such)

 

[ButterTart]

I'm dyslexic and she started it, OKAY

She told me you BIT her. I don't care who started it, a couple of slaps would have sufficed.

 

[jyxz]

OMG it has to be Greta Svabo Bech?

I loved this song she featured on several years ago;

Nope!

 

[win_the_game]

Do these biographies need to be serious or are you all taking the piss? I don't want to be DSQ'd before we've even started.

 

[Alla]

Do these biographies need to be serious or are you all taking the piss? I don't want to be DSQ'd before we've even started.

This is Moopy, that should answer your question

 

[cwej]

ADDITION: Can you please advise why the artist is eligible to represent the country, as for some it isn't exactly OBVIOUS.

Kala - when you change the rules or suddenly decide of additional things you want, you need to edit the initial post. Not everyone reads every post on the entire forum...!

 

[D5K]

Do these biographies need to be serious or are you all taking the piss? I don't want to be DSQ'd before we've even started.

It's only 50 words. "This person is a man; their song is so dull that I nearly lost the will to live but I chose such a shit country that this is the best I can find. Look I'm sorry but I panicked and I can't cope with all these rules okay? Fuck me why couldn't we just have done another A Song For Moopy?"

There's over 60 words right there.

 

[nerys]

OMG is it famously half-Faroese ELAINE PAIGE?

Elaine ‘Wiki’ Paige

 

[Zu]

She told me you BIT her. I don't care who started it, a couple of slaps would have sufficed.

I’ve always had @COB down as a biter. I know he comes across all sweetness and light but you have one of his Ferrero Rochers too many and he’s like a pitbull

 

[Alla]

Kala sent back my bio telling me I have 56 words, WTF!?

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve always had @COB down as a biter. I know he comes across all sweetness and light but you have one of his Ferrero Rochers too many and he’s like a pitbull

Punch him on the nose if he starts to lock his jaw.

 

[Zu]

Kala sent back my bio telling me I have 56 words, WTF!?

Do you not use word count or did you submit it in BIRO?

 

[Alla]

Do you not use word count or did you submit it in BIRO?

I didn't think he was going to count them! I didn't.

 

[Zu]

Punch him on the nose if he starts to lock his jaw.

Oh I just swiftly tug at his cock-a-doodle-doo and that seems to distract him

Naturally I’m VERY experienced in these matters

 

[COB]

Listen, I was HUNGRY alright?!

 

[Zu]

Oh I just swiftly tug at his cock-a-doodle-doo and that seems to distract him

Naturally I’m VERY experienced in these matters

I wrote this with a visual image of @COB being an actual pitbull so it may have come across a little strangely. Sorry everyone but I’m out of my mind on PRESCRIPTION DRUGS!

 

[cwej]

Kala sent back my bio telling me I have 56 words, WTF!?

This IS a joke right?

I've lost the ability to tell any more.

 

[Beverley]

Kala sent back my bio telling me I have 56 words, WTF!?

omg and you were defending him the loudest

 

[cwej]

This is Moopy, that should answer your question

It is also Kala. So... anything could get us DQed!

 

[cwej]

Shit I just checked. Mine is 65.

 

[COB]

Oh it's the same old story. I'm having trouble with my levels, I'm on enough benzos to sink a battleship, oh my family's been murdered, well I'm not having it!

 

[COB]

I can't even remember what that's a reply to

 

[cwej]

WTF?

 

[Zu]

I’m a master of the word count so you can all just pop your poorly constructed, badly written, rambling bios to me by PM for an edit with a cheque for £50 and that signed contract saying you’ll give me 12 points and you’ll have no more trouble with that awful @Kalabaliken

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh it's the same old story. I'm having trouble with my levels, I'm on enough benzos to sink a battleship, oh my family's been murdered, well I'm not having it!

...I'd like to use the get out clause of my contract if that's ok with you?...

 

[Zu]

I can't even remember what that's a reply to

! Wasn’t it a reply to my PRESCRIPTION DRUGS post?

 

[COB]

Oh PROBABLY!

 

[win_the_game]

My entry is in and it sounds SMASHING if I say so myself.

 

[cwej]

My entry is in and it sounds SMASHING if I say so myself.

Mine too.

But mine's gonna Win_the_game Win_the_game.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm IN (I think). How exciting, well except waiting over a week for song reveals. I might drown myself by then

 

[OutSynk]

ALSO, a few countries have come in already. The whole 'heritage' thing is really being played here. But it's within the rules, so...

Some of these poor girls lowering themselves to GIMMICKS in order to get their song through. Sad!

 

[Indie]

I must admit, i really wanted Sweden just to piss everyone off, and there is a decent REAL MUSIC scene there too.

My mental first choice (and slightly less popular) country was taken. Boo.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Wait!? What!? All this is TOO MUCH