Eurovision Rewatch: Luxembourg City, 1984 (00:00 BST / 01:00 CEST, 3 May 2020)

[Soldi]

I’m actually STRUGGLING to keep my eyes open at this point

How about 1999 love? Want me to send you a bit of DORIS

 

[Madison]

Oh wow - voice of an angle.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OH MY GOD THAT VOICE

 

[win_the_game]

Yugoslavia sounds promising.

Spoke too soon.

 

[VoR]

Holy shit, somebody get that man a lozenge!

 

[COB]

Urgh!!

 

[Lucille]

OMG the man’s NOX.

 

[COB]

What a pervert!

 

[Soldi]

How much SAMUR has she had?!?

I don’t like to tell tales but I couldn’t find any in Tescos earlier. Apparently they had a full stock 10 minutes prior.

 

[ButterTart]

A bit of on-stage penetration was exactly what we needed to liven the evening up.

 

[lolly]

Maribelle on the Spotify playlist as well

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How about 1999 love? Want me to send you a bit of DORIS

Doris nudes.

 

[VoR]

You just know the lady is SEETHING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maribelle on the Spotify playlist as well

I should do this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m actually STRUGGLING to keep my eyes open at this point

I'm really struggling with this one too. I suddenly understand what heterosexuals go through every year

 

[Dark Carnival]

How much SAMUR has she had?!?

JUST ONE BOTTLE! I didn’t get much sleep last night though with all the coké I snorted

 

[Soldi]

Doris nudes.

@ButterTart

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Sweden
08 Luxembourg
08 France
08 Spain
08 Norway
06 UK
05 Cyprus
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
07 Denmark
07 Netherlands

 

[dmlaw]

Yugoslavia seemed good and then Vlado started singing. I'm sorry to report that he's still alive.

 

[win_the_game]

They're like a socialist Al Bano & Romina Power.

 

[ButterTart]

How do Italian men get that raspy singing voice? Do they gargle pumice stones before they go onstage?

 

[VoR]

"I told you not to go out on the piss last night Vlado, but WOULD YOU LISTEN?"

 

[Lucille]

JUST ONE BOTTLE! I didn’t get much sleep last night though with all the coké I snorted

Oh hun. Why do we do it to ourselves!

 

[Madison]

I wasn't paying attention - I assumed this was Italian.

EDIT: Oh it is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Sweden
03 Luxembourg
05 France
08 Spain
09 Norway
05 UK
05 Cyprus
02 Belgium
09 Ireland
08 Denmark
07 Netherlands
03 Yugoslavia

 

[Raining on Me]

I feel completely out of sync with this, which country are we on?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh hun. Why do we do it to ourselves!

ALL WORTH IT

 

[lolly]

I should do this.

I've had a list for a while, but hadn't thought to update as I was going along. Unfortunately a lot of it isn't available, but the three I've looked for tonight are.

 

[VoR]

I wasn't paying attention - I assumed this was Italian.

EDIT: Oh it is.

Yugoslavia. A serbo-croat duet.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel completely out of sync with this, which country are we on?

I'm on the postcard after Yugoslavia

 

[Dark Carnival]

WTF!!

 

[Suomi]

This one is very Brooke Shields

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm on a girl in a ghastly pink dress who is this?

 

[Lucille]

These postcards are getting increasingly DERANGED.

 

[VoR]

OK, that little scene will definitely feature in my nightmares tonight.

 

[Soldi]

ALL WORTH IT

Just want a coke sesh with you two, I’ve NOT LIVED!

 

[lolly]

07 Sweden
05 Luxembourg
05 France
06 Spain
10 Norway
06 UK
04 Cyprus
03 Belgium
09 Ireland
06 Denmark
09 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia

 

[Madison]

Richard Osterreicher - what a boring name.

 

[Dark Carnival]

03 Sweden
01 Luxembourg
03 France
04 Spain
03 Norway
02 UK
05 Cyprus
01 Belgium
06 Ireland
06 Denmark
03 Netherlands
02 Yugoslavia

 

[ButterTart]

They're like a socialist Al Bano & Romina Power.

Fun fact, did you know their DAUGHTER went missing in 1994 and has never been found?