Eurovision Rewatch: Luxembourg City, 1984 (00:00 BST / 01:00 CEST, 3 May 2020)

[Madison]

Wait a second - is she really only 19 years old?

 

[Soldi]

Wait a second - is she really only 19 years old?

I know many languages

 

[Lucille]

Wait a second - is she really only 19 years old?

I think she’s on work experience.

 

[ButterTart]

I've had to stop watching on account of it's the sort of thing villains would play on a loop to make James Bond give up his pin number and parents' address.

 

[Lucille]

Wait a second - is she really only 19 years old?

You think this is a disaster imagine Soldi working in A&E.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh its the English Spanish lady again.

 

[Madison]

I've had to stop watching on account of it's the sort of thing villains would play on a loop to make James Bond give up his pin number and parents' address.

Fairweather fan.

 

[Lucille]

THE HISS is driving me insane.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THE HISS is driving me insane.

You not on the Swedish version? Its been clear all night.

 

[dmlaw]

THE HISS is driving me insane.

Maybe you should have listened to Suomi and watched the Swedish version.

 

[Lucille]

You not on the Swedish version? Its been clear all night.

I am on the Swedish version, OMG is it all IN MY HEAD.

 

[Soldi]

You think this is a disaster imagine Soldi working in A&E.

Everyone has to sing a rendition of BAILANDO in order to be booked in

 

[lolly]

I'm on the German version and have no hiss

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am on the Swedish version, OMG is it all IN MY HEAD.

Maybe I've become immune. Everything hissed in the 1980s.

 

[Madison]

Wogan is complaining about Norway giving 10 and 12 to Denmark and Sweden.

 

[Lucille]

Cant even get excited at the 3 way tie it’s so boring!!!

 

[Soldi]

Is this COLIN BERRY?

 

[dmlaw]

I am on the Swedish version, OMG is it all IN MY HEAD.

That ticking coming from beneath your floorboards isn't really there either.

 

[Soldi]

Cant even get excited at the 3 way tie it’s so boring!!!

God you really must have OD’d last night if you’re still BORED after 2016!

 

[dmlaw]

Wogan is complaining about Norway giving 10 and 12 to Denmark and Sweden.

Nice to know that he was a cunt even back in 1984.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that cider was fucking rancid.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hope the ugly scoreboard falls off the wall.

 

[Lucille]

Well, that cider was fucking rancid.

OBVIOUSLY it’s cider.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooh they changed colour.

 

[Lucille]

Hope the ugly scoreboard falls off the wall.

Did it just randomly turn blue?

 

[Lucille]

Ooh they changed colour.

Oh thank god you see it too.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did it just randomly turn blue?

It did! Keeping shit fresh.

 

[lolly]

That font is borderline painful, isn't it?

 

[Soldi]

Did it just randomly turn blue?

MAGIC

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I cannot get over the tiny space they have for the show. Surely they used a TV studio when they previously hosted.

 

[Madison]

The colour of the scoreboard indicates the risk of a US-USSR thermonuclear war. Turning blue is a bad sign.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I cannot get over the tiny space they have for the show. Surely they used a TV studio when they previously hosted.

Apparently not.

 

[lolly]

I cannot get over the tiny space they have for the show. Surely they used a TV studio when they previously hosted.

They used the same venue in 1973, apparently

 

[dmlaw]

12 Spain
10 Ireland
8 Denmark
7 Turkey
6 United Kingdom
5 Luxembourg
4 Sweden
3 Germany
2 Denmark
1 Italy

You have Denmark twice.

 

[win_the_game]

Thank god Luxembourg no longer take part. With these cheap visuals I dread to think what's they'd muster up in this day and age.

 

[lolly]

I don't think Desirée is the only reason in struggling to stay awake, but she surely isn't helping.

 

[Soldi]

You have Denmark twice.

Whoops, should be Yugoslavia!

 

[lolly]

I don't like how the points given don't remain on the scoreboard throughout the vote. They have done previously.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Pays Bas really is the only French version of a country name that doesn't make much sense to English ears.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She sounds audibly BORED.