Oh it's SUNDAY is it

Fell asleep on the trampoline which had been turned into a nest of bedding and pillows and it was lovely. So many birds tweeting.
 
I bought some of the M&S plant kitchen quorn type pieces earlier this week and had them with pasta. Much nicer than I feared.
 
Mr F must be feeling a bit better. He informed me that he thinks I should move back into "our" bedroom, his back's been really bad the last few weeks so I've been in the bitchcave every night so that he doesn't have to worry about disturbing me when he's trying to get comfy or playing his PS4 because he can't sleep. All I asked was "why?" and he went off on one! "So we have separate rooms now? We're one of those couples?" I really don't get what his problem with it is, he complains that he gets too warm when I'm there and complains that I kick him when I fling my legs about and thrash around and I can't comfortably knot myself up in our duvet when he's lay on half of it so sleeping in separate rooms is better for us both. I'm seven feet away, we're only separated by a plasterboard wall. He's gone back upstairs for a sulk now, I imagine he'll want to carry it on when I go upstairs later. :D
 
Who is this Ford4580 character and why does it keep HARASSING ME via pm?
 
ButterTart said:
He keeps slithering back somehow. I think Indie has added an extra security layer to registration to hopefully weed out shite like this.
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You have to admire the persistence. That's the first time I've deleted rather than banned.
 
This whole listening to music from other cultures thing has turned out to be a bit of an eye-opener. I don't know if the world wants or needs a Venezuelan Michael Stipe, but it turns out we've got one nonetheless.
 
ButterTart said:
You know, I've never actually bothered to translate his posts. If he's tumbled down a well and is desperately reaching out for assistance, we're going to look like right monsters.
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'Ford registered multiple accounts on popular Internet gay chat lounge moopy and sent multiple pleas for help to members which all fell on deaf ears. Popular onsite cougar Rita (51) was approached privately and responded by filing a complaint of harassment'
 
ButterTart said:
This whole listening to music from other cultures thing has turned out to be a bit of an eye-opener. I don't know if the world wants or needs a Venezuelan Michael Stipe, but it turns out we've got one nonetheless.
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I presume you’re referring to KV 2020, and I found some lovely new bits and pieces which I’d never heard before in my search for a suitable - or perhaps unsuitable :disco: - entry, so I would say that the torment and horror have been worth it, except of course the torment and horror have barely begun :shock:
 
lolly said:
'Ford registered multiple accounts on popular Internet gay chat lounge moopy and sent multiple pleas for help to members which all fell on deaf ears. Popular onsite cougar Rita (51) filed a complaint of harassment'
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:D! Particularly at “popular onsite cougar (:D:D:D) Rita (51)”!
 
ButterTart said:
You know, I've never actually bothered to translate his posts. If he's tumbled down a well and is desperately reaching out for assistance, we're going to look like right monsters.
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lolly said:
'Ford registered multiple accounts on popular Internet gay chat lounge moopy and sent multiple pleas for help to members which all fell on deaf ears. Popular onsite cougar Rita (51) was approached privately and responded by filing a complaint of harassment'
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!:D:D

RIP Ford, gone but not forgotten xoxo
 
Google Translate reckons it's Vietnamese and offers the following:

"The address of irregular menstrual treatment in Vinh Nghe An city is one of the most searched keywords for women in Nghe An province today. In addition, the irregular cost of menstrual treatment in Vinh Nghe An City is also questioned by the majority of women in Nghe An and neighboring provinces. According to Le Loi General Clinic doctors - one of the prestigious gynecological treatment addresses in Vinh City, Nghe An province, the cost of menstrual treatment is no longer very dependent on women's health, also such as the patient's current condition and the course chosen to carry out the treatment."
 
...and before anyone asks, yes, lockdown has got me in a heightened enough state that I was briefly worried that it translated as "help help, he says he's going to sew the three of us together into some kind of a human centipede"
 
octophone said:
Google Translate reckons it's Vietnamese and offers the following:

"The address of irregular menstrual treatment in Vinh Nghe An city is one of the most searched keywords for women in Nghe An province today. In addition, the irregular cost of menstrual treatment in Vinh Nghe An City is also questioned by the majority of women in Nghe An and neighboring provinces. According to Le Loi General Clinic doctors - one of the prestigious gynecological treatment addresses in Vinh City, Nghe An province, the cost of menstrual treatment is no longer very dependent on women's health, also such as the patient's current condition and the course chosen to carry out the treatment."
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Why target Rita then? She dried up years ago!
 
octophone said:
Google Translate reckons it's Vietnamese and offers the following:

"The address of irregular menstrual treatment in Vinh Nghe An city is one of the most searched keywords for women in Nghe An province today. In addition, the irregular cost of menstrual treatment in Vinh Nghe An City is also questioned by the majority of women in Nghe An and neighboring provinces. According to Le Loi General Clinic doctors - one of the prestigious gynecological treatment addresses in Vinh City, Nghe An province, the cost of menstrual treatment is no longer very dependent on women's health, also such as the patient's current condition and the course chosen to carry out the treatment."
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Bugger, I wish I'd translated this sooner. My Aunty Chau lives in Vinh Nghe An City and she's forever telling me she's a martyr to her fanny. Just last week she asked me if I knew of any prestigious gynaecological treatment addresses near her and I was like 'don't ask me, you're the one that lives there'.
 
ButterTart said:
Bugger, I wish I'd translated this sooner. My Aunty Chau lives in Vinh Nghe An City and she's forever telling me she's a martyr to her fanny. Just last week she asked me if I knew of any prestigious gynaecological treatment addresses near her and I was like 'don't ask me, you're the one that lives there'.
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Tell her to check all the local wells, he might have left a note with some hot tips in his dying hours.
 
Is Mr F still sulking @Floppet ?

I loved it when we had a spare bedroom, pre the stupid rabbit. Because Mandy would happily sleep in there.

Now I have to ask her to sleep on the sofa if she's snoring..which luckily she doesn't mind too much.
 
Woman on the bbc news paper review has books of the same COLOUR assigned to each shelf on her bookshelf :shock:

CALL THE POLICE THAT VEXES ME:kim:
 
Oh Rachel, you really do make it sound like Mandy has a tough old life :D
 
SDF said:
Oh Rachel, you really do make it sound like Mandy has a tough old life :D
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:D I know, but she really doesn't. I mean, she's stayed with me for 10 years and we rarely argue, so I can't be that bad :side-eye:
 
I’m having a conversation in a WhatsApp group with a 60 year old woman who has never heard of or seen Pat Butcher/Pam St Clement. Someone else has just replied, agog, and stated without any irony that “She is surely in the top 50 most recognisable British people of the past century”.

:D
 
Sheena said:
I’m having a conversation in a WhatsApp group with a 60 year old woman who has never heard of or seen Pat Butcher/Pam St Clement. Someone else has just replied, agog, and stated without any irony that “She is surely in the top 50 most recognisable British people of the past century”.

:D
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WHAT THE FUCK?
 
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