CUNT OF THE MONTH - APRIL 2020 - LONGLIST...

[cwej]

...and what a longlist it is... without a doubt the most creative nominations we've ever had...!

Who will join these 6 cunts:

January Winner Anne Sacoolas
January Runner-Up Laurence Fox
Feb/March Winner Coronavirus
Feb/March Runner-Up Tim Martin
Feb/March 3rd Priti Patel
Feb/March 4th Boris Johnson

You can nominate as many as you like to shorten the list to as close to 10 as possible...

You have 72 hours!

 

[lolly]

Not enough votes for Matt Hancock. Just another reminder why he's worth a vote. Sexist, entitled prick.

 

[Soldi]

Can’t edit my votes

 

[Zu]

! at Thomas The Tank Engine and poor dear Bod actually being included!

 

[Zu]

And JOSS STONE!

 

[cwej]

I fucking love Rosena Allin-Khan - now that's someone that I'd love to see leading the labour party one day. QOL.

 

[cwej]

This will close tonight at 10:45pm!

 

[GNL]

Voted for

Allison Pearson - can't remember what she's done specifically this month but she's always fucking dreadful.

Boris clappers - because the only reason to clap the cunt is if he relapses and dies.

Dominic Raab - because he scares me.

Liz Truss - Stick to the pork markets, TERF.

Matt Hancock - needs to watch his tone m8.

Social Distancing Warriors - we're all going to die, Karen, I don't have time to circle the entire co-op again.

Thomas the Tank Engine - For professional reasons.

 

[GNL]

Oh and Guido Fawkes, but I forgot about them quicker than BoJo's missus.

 

[Lucille]

Social Distancing Warriors - we're all going to die, Karen, I don't have time to circle the entire co-op again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This will close tonight at 10:45pm!

I can't swap votes, but I meant to vote for Branson over Osman.

 

[lolly]

Pleased my bump for Hancock appears to be paying dividends.

 

[big ron]

Whats Terry Wogan done from beyond the grave?!

 

[lolly]

Whats Terry Wogan done from beyond the grave?!

We've been watching a lot of Eurovision where he very much wasn't dead.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Whats Terry Wogan done from beyond the grave?!

Join Eurovision rewatches to find out.

 

[Soldi]

Whats Terry Wogan done from beyond the grave?!

Whiff of the souk

 

[cwej]

I can't swap votes, but I meant to vote for Branson over Osman.

Cool - I'll add that on. I don't like people changing votes cos I want it to be people voting without guidance from the rest of the baying mob, but I'll do that for your one.