Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Millstreet, 1993 (2000 BST 06.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

I CAN'T!!

 

[Penelope]

See, pulla-pulla-pulla!

Oh what the hell it's too important I'll do it myself

 

[Soldi]

Sorry Israel loves but that’s NOT YOUR BEST

 

[Kala]

We're on the LAST SONG loves!

 

[lolly]

06 Italy
04 Turkey
04 Germany
07 Switzerland
04 Denmark
07 Greece
07 Belgium
03 Malta
05 Iceland
05 Austria
09 Portugal
08 France
06 Sweden
09 Ireland
07 Luxembourg
07 Slovenia
07 Finland
06 Bosnia
07 UK
10 Netherlands
05 Croatia
10 Spain
06 Cyprus
08 Israel

 

[D5K]

Poor backing woman runs over at the end!

At least they let her show her face, you don't get that these days.

 

[Soldi]

Still love the PIANO LADY

 

[Penelope]

02 Italy
03 Turkey
03 Germany
08 Switzerland
10 Denmark
08 Greece
05 Belgium
04 Malta
04 Iceland
09 Austria
05 Portugal
10 France
10 Sweden
09 Ireland
08 Luxembourg
07 Slovenia
09 Finland
06 Bosnia
09 United Kingdom
12455 Netherlands
11 Croatia
07 Spain
05 Cyprus
12455 Israel

 

[Ellie]

OK, so piano woman’s outfit is 100x worse than Barbara’s.

 

[Soldi]

05 Italy
02 Turkey
05 Germany
08 Switzerland
07 Denmark
07 Greece
06 Belgium
06 Malta
04 Iceland
06 Austria
07 Portugal
09 France
06 Sweden
07 Ireland
04 Luxembourg
03 Slovenia
07 Finland
08 Bosnia
11 United Kingdom
11 Netherlands
05 Croatia
10 Spain
03 Cyprus
05 Israel

 

[Madison]

35 Italy
25 Turkey
65 Germany
85 Switzerland
75 Denmark
80 Greece
55 Belgium
40 Malta
60 Iceland
70 Austria
58 Portugal
66 France
78 Sweden
79 Ireland
62 Luxembourg
38 Slovenia
56 Finland
39 BiH
69 United Kingdom
99 Netherlands
20 Croatia
50 Cyprus
77 Israel

 

[Suomi]

28 Italy
35 Turkey
28 Germany
77 Switzerland
82 Denmark
85 Greece
60 Belgium
70 Malta
05 Iceland
17 Austria
30 Portugal
86 France
83 Sweden
65 Ireland
14 Luxembourg
84 Slovenia
45 Finland
46 Bosnia Herzegovina
90 United Kingdom
81 Netherlands
100/0 for Croatia - Statements
10 Spain
13 Cyprus
100 Israel

 

[Dark Carnival]

04 Italy
05 Turkey
04 Germany
04 Switzerland
06 Denmark
07 Greece
02 Belgium
01 Malta
04 Iceland
04 Austria
04 Portugal
07 France
04 Sweden
02 Ireland
02 Luxembourg
06 Slovenia
07 Finland
08 Bosnia
04 UK
07 Netherlands
00 Croatia
999/00 Spain
03 Cyprus
05 Israel

 

[Soldi]

OK, so piano woman’s outfit is 100x worse than Barbara’s.

She looks like a DINNER LADY!

 

[Suomi]

If this is Norway it’s one of my favourites EVER

 

[Madison]

She gave her virginity to that Irish horse man.

 

[ButterTart]

That guy was so Irish he'd stopped using words.

 

[Ellie]

She looks like a DINNER LADY!

Did Hazell Dean enter?

 

[D5K]

I love this one in studio form but don't think I've ever seen the performance.

 

[Dark Carnival]

NORWEGIAN CONDUCTOR

 

[Penelope]

She gave her virginity to that Irish horse man.

AND her father wrote a song about it

 

[dmlaw]

More acting. May be about to turn into a porno once they get to the waterfall.

 

[Kala]

This next girl was a complete NOBODY, won the national final with a song written by her FATHER, went to Eurovision, and then PROMPTLY disappeared!

 

[D5K]

No-one needs that showboating thanks guitar man

 

[Soldi]

She’s got a cardi on, was it a bit cold in the cow shed?

 

[ButterTart]

More acting. May be about to turn into a porno once they get to the waterfall.

From the look of her I certainly hope not. Is it right to describe someone this young as 'mumsy'?

 

[Madison]

I bet this is nicer in Swedish.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh how MYSTERIOUS

 

[Ellie]

This always irritated me. I never got what it did so well.

 

[ButterTart]

Crowd are into it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

NICE TIGHT VIRGIN MILF SLUT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well that got the 4 Norwegians in the crowd excited

 

[Soldi]

I bet this is nicer in Swedish.

This’d actually be PERFECT in FRANCAIS

 

[lolly]

As the last song this is quite the anticlimax, given some of that last third or so.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's so done animal sex tapes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This’d actually be PERFECT in FRANCAIS

MERCI

 

[Alla]

The audience clapping for no reason.

 

[Penelope]

It's a SULTRY ENDING

 

[Lucille]

This next girl was a complete NOBODY, won the national final with a song written by her FATHER, went to Eurovision, and then PROMPTLY disappeared!

Mistaken for a potato after the show and boiled alive.

 

[lolly]

06 Italy
04 Turkey
04 Germany
07 Switzerland
04 Denmark
07 Greece
07 Belgium
03 Malta
05 Iceland
05 Austria
09 Portugal
08 France
06 Sweden
09 Ireland
07 Luxembourg
07 Slovenia
07 Finland
06 Bosnia
07 UK
10 Netherlands
05 Croatia
10 Spain
06 Cyprus
08 Israel
05 Norway