Sheena
CALL IT HOUSE
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2004
- Messages
- 140,084
Our hair might be shit, but at least we're not on TV. Just seen Tomasz Schafernaker is in urgent need of a trim.
He looks TERRIBLE!

Our hair might be shit, but at least we're not on TV. Just seen Tomasz Schafernaker is in urgent need of a trim.

At least he's taking it seriously unlike SOME TV PRESENTERS I could name...He looks TERRIBLE!![]()
Say it again, may as well get into double figuresHe’s Mr Sheena’s favourite man EVER. Have I ever told the story about him and our wedding on here?



Oh I don't do that!Quite frankly I'm bored of washing everything I buy from the supermarket![]()
There are people in the queue at the Asda openly discussing a barbecue tomorrow that loads of people are going to. I might ring the police.
It's basically a visual measure of lockdown.He got a bit TESTY when someone mentioned his hair the other day
Quite frankly I'm bored of washing everything I buy from the supermarket![]()
I feel like a RIGHT SCRUBBER. I don’t wash my feet nor my VEGQuite frankly I'm bored of washing everything I buy from the supermarket![]()
I feel like a RIGHT SCRUBBER. I don’t wash my feet nor my VEG

Oh I don't do that!
EVERYTHING![]()
![]()
Don’t forget BAGUETTES!(Because I know that all French people eat croissants)
Everything in a can or a plastic container. The rest I spray with disinfectantIncluding things in BOXES? And surely not CROISSANTS!



Everything in a can or a plastic container. The rest I spray with disinfectant
I haven't had a croissant in 8 weeks![]()

I haven't had a croissant in 8 weeks![]()
Surely it’s fine if it’s in a can or container?
Don’t you Frenchies have croissants in a can that you can bake at home?
Oh God THEM!Oh God THEM!
Don’t you Frenchies have croissants in a can that you can bake at home?


Don’t you Frenchies have croissants in a can that you can bake at home?

Oh absolutely, it's just to avoid having to wash my hands each time I touch the stuff I bought.Oh my. I know the British have notoriously poor standards of hygiene and are all indulging in BBQ orgies during coronaseason but I think you might be taking it a bit far. Surely it’s fine if it’s in a can or container? Get yourself a croissant tomorrow and just give it the once over with a broom![]()

Blasphemy!Don’t you Frenchies have croissants in a can that you can bake at home?
![]()
ORIGINAL AUS FRANKREICH
ZU HAUSE SELBST BACKEN!
![]()