Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[Lucille]

EFENDI YESSSSSSSS.

 

[D5K]

VoR'S POSTED BTW https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/moo...d-14-croatia-romania-switzerland.98783/page-3

NO RIVAL THREADS HERE THANK YOU

 

[Penelope]

WHAT A BITCH !

I'm ensuring there's an audience for BOTH

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


One more qualifier before some eliminations... safely through we have:

ROMANIA!

 

[Penelope]

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[Penelope]

CATSHIT OF THE YEAR

 

[Alla]

VoR can wait, not going anywhere until UNO qualifies

 

[ButterTart]

I can't keep up with it all, it's like when they used to schedule the X-Factor against Strictly Come Dancing and I'd panic and watch the God channel.

 

[Lucille]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


One more qualifier before some eliminations... safely through we have:

ROMANIA!

YESSSSSSS! I thought you hateful bitches would SHUN this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm ensuring there's an audience for BOTH

VOR NOT YOU

 

[Alla]

Romania?

 

[Soldi]

Not this ROMANIAN SHITE

 

[Zu]

Well I’m not turning the other side on for the sake of cruddy old SWITZERLAND

ALLONS-Y @David_5000!

 

[Tisch]

Romania has done the opposite for me. Thought it was pretty good at first but has faded recently. I think the superior Bulgaria has hurt it.

 

[dmlaw]

I see the basic gay vote has safely carried Azerbaijan to the final.

 

[ButterTart]

Bit surprised about Romania, to be fair. That was just disappointing rather than outright terrible.

 

[Tisch]

Well I’m not turning the other side on for the sake of cruddy old SWITZERLAND

ALLONS-Y @David_5000!

*Whistles*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


One more qualifier before some eliminations... safely through we have:

ROMANIA!

Ok I voted for this bitch but I maintain that Alcohol you when I'm drunk is one of the most stupid lyrics EVER.

 

[Zu]

YAY ROMANIA! !

 

[cwej]

I'm stunned ANYONE gave Romania any points.

 

[Penelope]

What more is there to hate?


- AWFUL song title which isn't anywhere near as witty as it thinks it is (WHAT DOES ALCOHOLING YOU INVOLVE? If a pun only makes sense in ONE OF ITS MEANINGS it's a SHIT PUN)
- The use of DUMBEST PHRASE IN THE WORLD 'fake news' in the lyrics
- The utter lack of ANY HALF-DECENT HOOK IN THERE

Just FUCK OFF AND CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT LOVE

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points



Right pay attention @ButterTart , the next couple of songs are being eliminated.

Starting off with saying adieu to...









BELGIUM

 

[Lucille]

Well I’m not turning the other side on for the sake of cruddy old SWITZERLAND

ALLONS-Y @David_5000!

I thought you were slagging lovely Gjon then and his womanly hips.

 

[Soldi]

Not HOOVERPHONIC

 

[Zu]

Ok I voted for this bitch but I maintain that Alcohol you when I'm drunk is one of the most stupid lyrics EVER.

I like it

But then I would

 

[ButterTart]

Thank FUCK that interminable Belgian shite got binned.

 

[Tisch]

I see the basic gay vote has safely carried Azerbaijan to the final.

Homophobe

 

[Alla]

Romania in and Belgium out, this is worse than Kalavision!

 

[Zu]

I thought you were slagging lovely Gjon then and his womanly hips.

God no! Perish the HORRIBLE THOUGHT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

To be fair Romania should have gone with the other song. The Cherry one.

 

[cwej]

Belgium out, but Romania in? This is a DISGRACE

 

[Tisch]

Ok I voted for this bitch but I maintain that Alcohol you when I'm drunk is one of the most stupid lyrics EVER.

Is alcohol a noun, adjective or verb in the sentence? WHO KNOWS????

 

[Dark Carnival]

Awww poor Hooverphonic, I gave them points but to be fair it's pretty bland.

 

[Soldi]

Is alcohol a noun, adjective or verb in the sentence? WHO KNOWS????

That would make a good SUBSTITUTE for the straight, gay, in between lyric in CLEOPATRA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is alcohol a noun, adjective or verb in the sentence? WHO KNOWS????

It's a WHOLE language babes.

 

[cwej]

Is alcohol a noun, adjective or verb in the sentence? WHO KNOWS????

I feel they're going for a verb... though it IS NOT ONE.

 

[ButterTart]

Homophobe

He’s not wrong though.

 

[Zu]

Belgium out? Oh what a shame! I bet that awful @cwej liked that one as well

 

[Penelope]

That would make a good SUBSTITUTE for the straight, gay, in between lyric in CLEOPATRA

No it WOULDN'T because the original is PERFECT

 

[Lucille]

I will CAHALL you when I’m... DRUNK.

It’s sad, desperate, and barely makes sense, it’s so ME.