Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[D5K]

So here are the final results:

Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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13th - ???? - 56 points
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14th - North Macedonia - Vasil - "You" - 52 points
15th - Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow" - 48 points
16th - Cyprus - Sandro - "Running" - 46 points
17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points

 

[Lucille]

JEANGU is a GAY TOO

How could you not be with a NAME LIKE THAT!

 

[Penelope]

JEANGU is a GAY TOO

Well maybe he should've entered a FUCKING GAY ANTHEM THEN

 

[dmlaw]

Of course, the fact that the cloth eared demographic seem to be on top will make it easier to give out the points for the final.

 

[Soldi]

Well maybe he should've entered a FUCKING GAY ANTHEM THEN

YOU is not a GAY ANTHEM love

 

[Zu]

Which means that @Tisch is the lucky poster to get all of their top ten through!

Poor @Iguana. Having to listen to Malta day and night. Don’t worry love, I’ll send you a helpful leaflet with some emergency contact numbers

 

[D5K]

YOU is not a GAY ANTHEM love

It's not any sort of anthem.

 

[Iguana]

Poor @Iguana. Having to listen to Malta day and night. Don’t worry love, I’ll send you a helpful leaflet with some emergency contact numbers

Send help

 

[Penelope]

YOU is not a GAY ANTHEM love

It is a sultry FLY-BY-NIGHT gem. Come back in ten years when you know your way around a sauna.

 

[win_the_game]

YOU is not a GAY ANTHEM love

No but GAY DANCE-POP is a lot better than that dreary shite from Jeangu.

 

[Penelope]

I do think it is important we stay focused on the real enemy: ROXEN

 

[Lucille]

It is a sultry FLY-BY-NIGHT gem. Come back in ten years when you know your way around a sauna.

 

[D5K]

It's probably just lockdown but I must say I don't think I've ever had this much interest in a semi final results post!

 

[Iguana]

Thank you @David_5000, very enjoyable reveal!

 

[Zu]

Bravo @David_5000!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ta D5K!

 

[Iguana]

It's probably just lockdown but I must say I don't think I've ever had this much interest in a semi final results post!

Also partly because this is as near as we'll get to results this year (Swedish voting tonight excluded)!

 

[Soldi]

THANKS @David_5000, nice to know someone HAS TASTE

 

[Zu]

Generally satisfied with the qualifiers but oh! my poor little Damir. The shame of getting 25 votes less than Lesbain Roy’s stanking load of old guff

HUG FOR ZU

 

[D5K]

Also partly because this is as near as we'll get to results this year (Swedish voting tonight excluded)!

Oh just you wait for the REAL Moopyvision results

 

[dmlaw]

Thanks to @David_5000. It's not your fault that the wrong songs went through.

 

[Kevin]

Slovenia instead of the Netherlands? You are all horrible people.

 

[Diddy]

What happened to Ireland, I thought you all liked it at the start?!

It’s one of my favourites now even if the video makes me a bit homophobic.

Australia though? Fuck ME what a whiney dross, and worst staging I can remember for a while. The cheapest clown costume off Amazon, with choreo from an abused chimpanzee.

 

[Diddy]

Poor Belarus, I thought Val would get more points, she’s like the Belarusian Dua Lipa.

I was so shocked she didn’t go through, I was like David, Na!! David, Na!!

 

[Lucille]

It’s FAR TOO EARLY to be drunk in Japan Diddy.

 

[Diddy]

It’s FAR TOO EARLY to be drunk in Japan Diddy.

I'm just drunk from the night before, AMATEUR!

 

[Jacques]

I am going to need a list of the people who voted for Germany do that they can be DEAD TO ME.

Germany is by far the best entry of the entire year!

Slovenia instead of the Netherlands? You are all horrible people.

I can understand most of the qualifiers, but Slovenia is totally baffling, isn't it a newly found cure for insomnia? I swear it's doing the same thing that people are hating on the Netherlands for, they're both quite dreary but at least "Grow" has a nice message about depression that I can understand.

 

[VoR]

The Slovene song is GORGEOUS and unlike the Dutch drear it actually has a really powerful hook.

 

[Soldi]

The Slovene song is GORGEOUS and unlike the Dutch drear it actually has a really powerful hook.

But she’s singing about FUCKING WATER!

 

[VoR]

It's a METAPHOR

 

[Kevin]

The Slovene song is GORGEOUS and unlike the Dutch drear it actually has a really powerful hook.

It wouldn’t have qualified in a million years though.

 

[VoR]

Neither would the Dutch song if it hadn't been an auto qualifier.

 

[Kevin]

Neither would the Dutch song if it hadn't been an auto qualifier.

I say top half in the final at least. The juries would have loved it.

 

[Jacques]

I'm with you Kevin, with effective staging I think the juries would've eaten it up.

When it was first revealed, I was putting the Netherlands in my bottom 3. I can't believe the lengths I'll now go to in order to defend it. One of the songs I'm most sad about losing this year, I hope he can come up with something as emotionally affecting for next year

 

[Dark Carnival]

If you need to rely on juries then your song is SHIT.

 

[Diddy]

If you need to rely on juries then your song is SHIT.

that’s some piping, scalding Teavana right there

 

[Diddy]

But she’s singing about FUCKING WATER!

but everyone was going on about Svala for Iceland, and that was about PAPER!

 

[Jacques]

If you need to rely on juries then your song is SHIT.

Charlotte Perrelli - Hero

 

[Diddy]

I can understand most of the qualifiers, but Slovenia is totally baffling, isn't it a newly found cure for insomnia? .

My vote is for Slovenia, but a Moopy hint for you is that she’s a pretty blonde lady singing in foreign, and he’s not.

there are plenty that stan a Big Balkan Ballad still!