Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Tisch]

This is so STAID for the song!

Still okay become a bit of a dad.

 

[octophone]

Over on the noise-cast, a bloke in shorts is making music from rubbing a door frame.

You have one last chance Eurovision...

 

[Madison]

Such a shame we were deprived of 26 videos showing off Malmø.

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania

 

[Iguana]

It's like Les Folies all over again!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Moldova

 

[octophone]

QUIFF

 

[Soldi]

What’s the translation to this? “Oh My! (I left my sweet potato in the oven)”

 

[Penelope]

LOVELY LOVELY PASHA ON PIANO THERE

 

[D5K]

Love this one.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh LA ROUX has had some work done!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit, Janice from Friends! I forgot this qualified.

 

[Tisch]

QUIFF

*QUEIF

 

[Beverley]

Now I DO stan for Moldova

 

[win_the_game]

Oh she fucked that note right up

 

[Alla]

Love this one.

 

[D5K]

Oh shit, Janice from Friends!

I was about to ask what the hell you were talking about and then she turned her head...

 

[COB]

Popping it to this!

 

[ButterTart]

I like the resourcefulness, making her entire outfit from card.

 

[Madison]

Moldova and Romania should reunify and send their two 2013 entries as a duo.

 

[Beverley]

Oh she fucked that note right up

Do you think anyone noticed?

 

[Dark Carnival]

LOVELY LOVELY PASHA ON PIANO THERE

! !!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I see she has employed the Kylie Minogue strategy of getting HOT MALE DANCERS to make up for a MEDIOCRE SONG

 

[COB]

THIS ARTPOP

 

[Lucille]

The dress is quite HIDEOUS!

 

[Beverley]

How MANY variations have we had on this galaxy dress?!

 

[Beverley]

GAG!

 

[Penelope]

So GRANDIOSE! So ORNATE! Such DRAMA!

QUEEN!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHE'S RISING !!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, here she goes. Fucking Hell this is good.

 

[win_the_game]

LOVELY LOVELY PASHA ON PIANO THERE

Such a shame he continued with music when a career in homosexual pornography was the obvious calling.

 

[Lucille]

Oh she’s growing!

 

[Iguana]

I want that skirt!!

 

[ButterTart]

SHE'S RISING !!

Like an even poorer Jesus.

 

[octophone]

Nah. All pomp, no substance.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova

 

[COB]

How MANY variations have we had on this galaxy dress?!

Not enough!

 

[Beverley]

I see she has employed the Kylie Minogue strategy of getting HOT MALE DANCERS to make up for a MEDIOCRE SONG

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!