Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (2 Viewers)

[Dark Carnival]

You lot made this win Moopyvision Ukraine didn't you?

 

[Apoca]

God, I love this absolutely OTT non-sense with its 284 key-changes.

HEY! Yah!

 

[Penelope]

Like YELLING YOUR WAY THROUGH A PANTENE ADVERT (BUT EVEN BETTER)

 

[Iguana]

Pleased to report that old Greek guy is still alive.

Thanks to Dr Malta!

 

[COB]

CUTTING 4 ZLATA

 

[ButterTart]

Ukraine's only decent song of the decade that hateful BITCH Jamala didn't get disqualified.

Also, boob rate winner by some margin.

 

[Beverley]

OMG I hate this!!!

 

[Lucille]

Stunning vocals!

 

[Madison]

I much prefer it when you can see backing singers on stage.

 

[Soldi]

You lot made this win Moopyvision Ukraine didn't you?

Oh it’s MAGICAL sweet cheeks

 

[Tisch]

I don't remember this from Moopyvision AT ALL

Oh hang on I think I gave it my DOUZE

 

[Penelope]

Also a BIG @dUb FAVE, DON'TCHA KNOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG I hate this!!!

FUCKING AWFUL

 

[win_the_game]

OMG I hate this!!!

Yeah this is more VOCAL SHOWBOATING than it is an actual SONG

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark
39 Iceland
38 Azerbaijan
75 Greece
94 Ukraine

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania
07 United Kingdom
01 Sweden
02 Hungary
10 Denmark
06 Iceland
07 Azerbaijan
08 Greece
11 Ukraine

 

[D5K]

Okay, who the hell is Mike Rafferty?

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
04 Iceland
05 Azerbaijan
03 Greece
02 Ukraine

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like if Tulisa had any grace or self-respect.

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
10 Iceland
10 Azerbaijan
08 Greece
11 Ukraine

GOD 2013'S HEIGHTS ARE FUCKING BEYOND

 

[Beverley]

FUCKING AWFUL

Glad we're on the same PAGE, SIS!

CAUCASIAN NONSENSE!

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, who the hell is Mike Rafferty?

!

 

[Lucille]

FUCKING AWFUL

Are you NOT WELL.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
07 Iceland
08 Azerbaijan
00 Greece
09 Ukraine

 

[Dark Carnival]

yum? who dis?

 

[Suomi]

I would sing Gravity just like that right before my execution

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s ITALIA! It’s a MALE BALLAD so I know only I and @Win_the_game will appreciate this ART

 

[Penelope]

 

[Tisch]

Can't wait to see what uptempo BANGA Italy send! OW!

 

[dmlaw]

Also, boob rate winner by some margin.

I'd say Belarus is giving her a run for her money, but it has been slim pickings.

 

[Apoca]

Yeah this is more VOCAL SHOWBOATING than it is an actual SONG

SO?

Her vocals soar like a badderfly!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh it’s ITALIA! It’s a MALE BALLAD so I know only I and @Win_the_game will appreciate this ART

Oh I'm already frothing over this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TRADE OF THE SEASON

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Italy being so Italian is such a pet peeve of mine

 

[Lucille]

Now this ones hole would NOT BE SPOTLESS.

 

[ButterTart]

12/10 for this beast. Quite clearly pilled up, to boot.

 

[Zu]

Fun fact. The giant is dead now

I thought the way they used him as a novelty prop was cruel. I think we can all agree that SHE killed him. MURDERER!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FITALY

 

[COB]

 

[Beverley]

Oh it’s ITALIA! It’s a MALE BALLAD so I know only I and @Win_the_game will appreciate this ART

I DO love the language