Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Dark Carnival]

Frankly the voting is so much better now

 

[ButterTart]

Wait, Eric. She's just off to collect her grandma.

 

[Suomi]

The other countries looking fuming at this

 

[Lucille]

MACEDONIA IN ME NOW

I was on my way to the kitchen but had to turn back as he SOUNDED HOT.

 

[Tisch]

I WANT THAT DRESS. I would make it turn any flag I THOUGHT OF.

 

[Madison]

Cyprrrrus

 

[Madison]

I WANT THAT DRESS. I would make it turn any flag I THOUGHT OF.

Good luck with Nepal

 

[VoR]

Those poor last few countries having to deliver their votes after this.

Second-worst unnecessary vote sequence change ever (after 2019)

 

[Tisch]

Eric in this bit was VERY

Poor snowball II

 

[ButterTart]

The silent crowd is a bit awkward.

 

[Soldi]

The CROATIAN WOTE

 

[Tisch]

Those poor last few countries having to deliver their votes after this.

Second-worst unnecessary vote sequence change ever (after 2019)

Mr Cyprus was just standing there like

 

[Penelope]

THE CWOATIAN WOT

 

[Lucille]

Frankly the voting is so much better now

2016 was just

 

[dmlaw]

Frankly the voting is so much better now

It's better if the winner wins by a landslide. It's awful if the result would have been close anyway.

 

[Soldi]

I FUCKIGN LOVE CROATIA. Go to MLINI if you ever visit

 

[COB]

I might be drunk, but having a better look at the giant (RIP)... I think I MIGHT'VE

 

[Tisch]

Good luck with Nepal

MY LEGS!!!

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s the lady from AZERBAIJAN

 

[Penelope]

I might be drunk, but having a better look at the giant (RIP)... I think I MIGHT'VE

!

 

[ButterTart]

The ones getting 12s now having to pretend they give a shiny shite

 

[Lucille]

It's better if the winner wins by a landslide. It's awful if the result would have been close anyway.

Still for Dami.

 

[Soldi]

EMELLIE being HELD HOSTAGE HORROR

 

[Soldi]

What a PERV

 

[Iguana]

Aaw Mr Lithuania giving Bonnie a call out x

 

[Dark Carnival]

I was on my way to the kitchen but had to turn back as he SOUNDED HOT.

I bet he sounds even hotter when he strangles me and whispers into my ear that he's going to fuck me like an animal!

 

[Lucille]

BONNEH shoutout from this Lithuanian meth queen!

 

[D5K]

EMELLIE being HELD HOSTAGE HORROR

That was quite something

 

[Penelope]

! at the LAST MINUTE DECLARATION OF LOVE FROM THIS QUEEN

 

[Soldi]

Who the FUCK voted for SPAIN

 

[ButterTart]

I might be drunk, but having a better look at the giant (RIP)... I think I MIGHT'VE

He's probably dead! He looked like he was on his way out even then.

 

[COB]

Aaw Mr Lithuania giving Bonnie a call out x

But NO POINTS

 

[Soldi]

Oh she’s having a CALL

 

[Penelope]

I bet he sounds even hotter when he strangles me and whispers into my ear that he's going to fuck me like an animal!

For HEAVENS SAKE love - HAVE A WANK!

 

[Tisch]

Is the giant really dead

I love you Bonnie Tyler! <3 worth more than ANY 12 POINTS

 

[Suomi]

Very risky to have declared Denmark the winner that early - what if one of the remaining countries had decided to give Azerbaijan all 58 of their points?

 

[VoR]

Lithuania spokesperson also made the ill-judged 'Time to shave' comment when awarding points to Conchita the following year.

 

[Soldi]

EMELLIE DEAD in BRIDGE COLLAPSE

 

[Iguana]

But NO POINTS

It's all right, WE ARE ONE!

 

[Penelope]

Emmelie texting all her friends and relatives there

No can't talk now love - have just won the Eurovision x