Eurovision DRUNK rewatch - Birmingham 1998 - 09/05 23.45 (1 Viewer)

[Lucille]

Oooooh he knows his way around a bell.

 

[Tisch]

I saw Dana's International Traders duetting with Charlotte Perelli at MF last year. Never have I been more convinced that two women absolutely fucking hated each other.

I know this has been a bit done to death but I can't not say anything to this.

HOW ARE YOU STRAIGHT?

 

[Soldi]

Spoiler alert : I’m singing this for Moopy Factor.

DOUZE POINTS!

 

[ButterTart]

HE DID NOT SAY THAT?!?

He fucking did!

 

[Beverley]

He seems to like dildos rather a lot

 

[octophone]

Spoiler alert : I’m singing this for Moopy Factor.

Moopy Factor has been cancelled since I said so right now

 

[Lucille]

He fucking did!

HORRIBLE CUNT!

 

[D5K]

Somehow I’d never seen that German performance before

 

[Tisch]

Spoiler alert : I’m singing this for Moopy Factor.

 

[Lucille]

Moopy Factor has been cancelled since I said so right now

But I just got my crushed velvet suit dry cleaned

 

[Tisch]

OMG ITS CHIARA

 

[ButterTart]

I know this has been a bit done to death but I can't not say anything to this.

HOW ARE YOU STRAIGHT?

THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT FABULOUS MIDDLE-AGED TRANSSEXUALS DUETTING WITH DANA INTERNATIONAL.

 

[octophone]

MUMU

 

[Lucille]

Fun fact : Chiara is singing about a Big Mac

 

[Dark Carnival]

Right I’ve had enough

FUCK OFF MALTA

I’M OUT

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like a really cunty ladies' maid from Gosford Park.

 

[Beverley]

OK so this 90s contest isn't entirely hateful

 

[Beverley]

CAN WE HURRY UP TO THE UK

I wanna go to bed

 

[ButterTart]

Chiara literally only sent one good song to Eurovision.

 

[Tisch]

Poor DESTINY can't even represent them once and CHIARA has to MUNCH her way through three times

 

[Lucille]

OK so this 90s contest isn't entirely hateful

Gina G changed the game.

 

[win_the_game]

The outfit looks like it was ordered from the KAYS SPRING/SUMMER CATALOGUE.

 

[dmlaw]

I don't think it is a wink. I think she just has Bell's Palsy.

 

[D5K]

Chiara literally only sent one good song to Eurovision.

But she did send it three times

 

[Lucille]

Poor DESTINY can't even represent them once and CHIARA has to MUNCH her way through three times

She won JUNIOR EUROVISION

 

[Soldi]

Right I’ve had enough

FUCK OFF MALTA

I’M OUT

Ooh we’re OUT at the same time

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like she's VILE in real life.

 

[Tisch]

She won JUNIOR EUROVISION

Who the fuck CARES

 

[Tisch]

Who the fuck CARES

(Apart from Kala)

 

[Lucille]

(Apart from Kala)

 

[Tisch]

But she did send it three times

 

[ButterTart]

Manic Street Preachers in the postcard? J'approve.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Chiara.

 

[Tisch]

God I keep grossly mistiming my wee breaks

 

[dmlaw]

Manic Street Preachers in the postcard? J'approve.

I'd rather listen to them than to this Hungarian rubbish.

 

[Lucille]

Oh Chiara.

Who hurt you Chiara

 

[win_the_game]

This one needs his balls cut off and fed to the dogs.

 

[ButterTart]

1998 had me for a hot minute, it's lost me again now.

 

[Tisch]

Manic Street Preachers in the postcard? J'approve.

I like a a bit of the manics actually [/str8]

 

[Tisch]

Who hurt you Chiara

EVERYBODY IN EUROPE THREE TIMES