Coronavirus (2 Viewers)

[octophone]

Is this leading up to a tracking strategy?

Yes it is...well spotted.

 

[Ellie]

Exactly HOW does anyone know was the R rate is?

 

[octophone]

Oh fuck fuck fuck there it is - go back to work you plebs.

 

[D5K]

What bollocks. The battle isn't over, we must do everything we can, but if you're poor please go back to work.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's lockdown almost over then.

 

[D5K]

So if R goes back up, will all the workers be allowed to stay at home again?

 

[octophone]

He's basically just said "Go out as much as you like". Oh God.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If this goes to plan I will get my 40th birthday party

 

[Ellie]

When can I go back to a cinema please?

 

[Lucille]

Please go back to work but do not see your family or friends at any point in the next 3 months! Heaven forbid you risk infection for anything BUT the economy.

 

[Madison]

Nothing on visiting relatives. Barely a mention. I couldn’t give a fig about most of the ‘good’ things he announced.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To be fair at least we have a vague timetable.

 

[octophone]

Please go back to work but do not see your family or friends at any point in the next 3 months! Heaven forbid you risk infection for anything BUT the economy.

I can't believe it. That was actually worse than I thought it was going to be.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STILL DRIVEL THOUGH.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to spend two hours walking to and from work!

 

[Beverley]

I can't believe it. That was actually worse than I thought it was going to be.

It's really shocking. I did not expect to not be able to see anyone until AT LEAST July

 

[Madison]

Laura K’s button is stupid too.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

People on my FB who were praising him in March, fucking hate him already!

 

[SDF]

Don’t go on public transport

but if you’re a bus driver, make sure you get back to work tomorrow to drive an empty bus about town all day

 

[Madison]

I can’t believe he didn’t acknowledge that people are keen to see their relatives. We had more detail on restaurants reopening.

 

[Lucille]

Everyone’s already breaking the social distancing rules to see people, this will only continue if he gives no end in sight to the rules.

 

[Madison]

That public transport plan won’t work in London.

 

[octophone]

I already walk to and from work but it's ridiculous to ask most people to do that - everyone back to work but stay off public transport? Does the thick useless cunt know why we HAVE public transport?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I miss Maccies more than my mum.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I miss Maccies more than my mum.

For clarity, this was a joke. Close mind.

 

[Rita]

When can I go back to a cinema please?

This really cracked me up.

 

[Soldi]

How does this whole work thing WORK then? Only go to work if you can’t work at home but what about HAIRDRESSERS and the LIKES. I can hardly nip back to Manchester Arena and start serving non-existent customers their DOUBLE VODKA + COKE

 

[Loufoque]

Having walked around in Paris tonight, it's clear to see that social distancing is semi-out the window once lockdown is over. God knows what will happen when Brits get some booze in this in public.

 

[Madison]

Sir Keir is going to slam him tomorrow.

 

[SDF]

Governments next slogan to be Save Wetherspoons

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sir Keir is going to slam him tomorrow.

He's doing it now!

 

[Lucille]

Sir Keir is going to slam him tomorrow.

 

[Lucille]

KEIR IS HERE

 

[SDF]

Keir, when social distancing is over call me babes x

 

[COB]

We've got a special Scottish programme with Nicola Sturgeon absolutely rejecting EVERYTHING he set out

 

[SDF]

Oh I’ve switched over to Nicola

 

[SDF]

Nicola, when social distancing is over call me babes x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Queen Nic was everything this evening.

 

[Rita]

We've got a special Scottish programme with Nicola Sturgeon absolutely rejecting EVERYTHING he set out

This is what I am watching too. No change here.

 

[COB]

Oh, we can now go out to exercise more than once per day. No change apart from that though!