Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Madison]

I fear if @Penelope controlled Eurovision, every performance would be like this.

 

[ButterTart]

Mullet one on his knees while the rest stand around him is one of the defining images of the last decade of Eurovision. Fucking brilliant.

Shouty one fucked up his timing even worse than I thought, though.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Estonia! I'd fuck the wonky mouth right off him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TÓLF

TOLF BITCHES!!

 

[Penelope]

I was disgusted yesterday to find out Victor Crone's younger than me. Every part of him gives off the vibe of underwhelming early 30s.

 

[Soldi]

Did a BOMB just go off

 

[Penelope]

I fear if @Penelope controlled Eurovision, every performance would be like this.

Every performance would have better camerawork, and you'd have the odd My Lucky Day, but otherwise - YES

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm sorry I can't hear this I'm still BLINDED by Hatari

 

[Penelope]

Did a BOMB just go off

No, one of the cameramen just died onstage.

 

[ButterTart]

I have newfound respect for Victor Crone after seeing his brutal 'this isn't a fucking GAME' face during the MF semi-final results.

 

[GNL]

This guy is modelling my second-month-of-lockdown hairstyle, and it's triggering me.

 

[Madison]

Every performance would have better camerawork, and you'd have the odd My Lucky Day, but otherwise - YES

I will fight your video effects to the dying day.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Those effects are so shit Estonia

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece
05 Israel
11 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
05 Estonia

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ZENA!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh this bitch!

 

[Soldi]

Oh who’s this CHAV

 

[win_the_game]

A black hanky worn on the right means heavy S&M bottom. Just saying.

 

[Madison]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ZENA!!!

That’s at least three too many OMGs

 

[Soldi]

That’s at least three too many OMGs

I’d say FIVE TOO MANY

 

[Penelope]

Though it is profoundly worrying to me that we're going to have more and more 2002 - and maybe even POST-2002 - births entering in the coming years

 

[Soldi]

I’d say FIVE TOO MANY

That said it AINT TOO BAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG IT'S LIKE I'M ON TIK TOK

 

[Penelope]

GO FOR IT PEEWEE LIPA

 

[GNL]

The styling suggests Belarus has just discovered the wonders of Cher Lloyd.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Soldi this is YOUR GENERATION

 

[Soldi]

@Soldi this is YOUR GENERATION

She’s YOUNGER THAN ME

 

[Dark Carnival]

I SHARE WHAT I'VE GOT

 

[Penelope]

OOOOH, what should I do?
KARMA
OOOOH, I WISH I KNEW
KARMA

*Descartes retires*

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’s YOUNGER THAN ME

WHAT?

 

[Dark Carnival]

VOXXXXX!!!

 

[Madison]

Bonus points for transcending her inherent Belarussianness

 

[Penelope]

TEN! TEN! TEN!

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus

 

[Soldi]

WHAT?

By a YEAR and FOUR MONTHS! And she’s gone to EUROVISION, whilst I’ve gone to UNI and I’m currently a BITCHY RECEPTIONIST

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece
05 Israel
11 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
05 Estonia
07 Belarus