Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

The interval act should have really ended here!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh if only Ofra could be here

 

[Penelope]

OMG GALI ATARI!

 

[GNL]

Remember Madonna? This is her now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mans is so beautiful

 

[Penelope]

Mans is so beautiful

Oh, he'll look like you've left a potato out in the sun in ten years

 

[Soldi]

VERKA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Amazing!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh, he'll look like you've left a potato out in the sun in ten years

I'd STILL rim that

 

[Soldi]

Oh not ANOTHER RECAP

 

[Dark Carnival]

NOT DENMARK AGAIN

 

[Penelope]

I'm watching this

 

[Dark Carnival]

SEBI <3

 

[Soldi]

IM OUT, need to catch up on tonight’s BIG BROTHER

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCKING HELL I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN BELARUS POINTS

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCKING HELL I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN BELARUS POINTS

Oh I actually did! Nevermind me !

 

[Dark Carnival]

Madonna is here

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT A CUNT!!

 

[GNL]

Presenter: My future wife is here!

Madonna: *plays along*

Presenter: umm I have a boyfriend actually.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That poor Israeli queen is stressed out of her cunt!

 

[Penelope]

DO MUSIC

 

[Penelope]

! at TO QUOTE AN AMAZING SONG

 

[Dark Carnival]

DO LOVE PROFUSION!!

 

[Penelope]

LET'S SEE IF YOU GUYS CAN TAKE DIRECTION

! ! !

 

[Penelope]

WHAT A CUNT! QUEEN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

what the fuck? what the fuck is this shit?

 

[Penelope]

Oh PLEASE can we skip straight to Marge doing the worst perf of the night

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't remember this shit!

 

[GNL]

It's no ISAAC is it?

 

[Penelope]

I don't remember this shit!

You were, in fairness, probably two bags of ket deep into the night by this point

 

[Penelope]

I'm PIVOTING TO MARGE. 2h55m

 

[GNL]

Darth Plagueis

 

[Soldi]

Oh you lot are STILL GOING AT IT

 

[Soldi]

I admire your COURAGE

 

[Lucille]

There’s still an HOUR AND A HALF left isn’t there.

 

[Soldi]

They’ve both LEFT THE THREAD

 

[Lucille]

They’ve both LEFT THE THREAD

PASSED OUT.

 

[lolly]

Nobody saw it through until the end? Death by Madonna

I suppose at least we can put 2019 back on the table for a future rewatch. And start it at 7pm instead.

 

[lolly]

Seriously though gays, it may just be a bit of fatigue, but we CANNOT let that JOYLESS OLD CRONE kill Eurovision!

 

[ButterTart]

I flaked out after the songs. I’d actually forgotten that wizened bint did the interval and now I’m over the moon I left when I did.