Thursday may never go away

[octophone]

Morning.

Bumped into a former colleague this morning. Kept our social distance, of course. I noted he looked a bit pained. Told me he'd shat himself during the night and was "scared to fart". Look mate, TMI, the correct answer in those circumstances is "nah, I'm alright, bit stiff, must have slept in a funny position" etc etc.

 

[lolly]

I think it depends on how close you were. Personally I love hearing about the bowel habits of others. I blame that on exposure to the Kenneth Williams Diaries at a fairly tender age.

 

[ButterTart]

Morning.

Bumped into a former colleague this morning. Kept our social distance, of course. I noted he looked a bit pained. Told me he'd shat himself during the night and was "scared to fart". Look mate, TMI, the correct answer in those circumstances is "nah, I'm alright, bit stiff, must have slept in a funny position" etc etc.

is there ever a right time to disclose that to anyone?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I applaud him for his honesty. The world would be a better place if we dropped the pointless pleasantry and actually told each other how often we've shat ourselves. #JeSuisScaredToFart

 

[lolly]

When I next shart, I'll be sure to tell moopy all about it.

 

[Tisch]

When out for my run yesterday I nearly felt like I was going to do a Paula Radcliffe. I didn't though. Will try harder next time.

 

[octophone]

I think it depends on how close you were.

Nowhere near close enough for poo chat. I suspect alcohol may have been involved in both the incident itself and the willingness of the disclosure.

 

[big ron]

I cant even remember the last time a trump went wrong.

 

[ButterTart]

Me and my mate use to ring each other when we were having a shit, just for something to do. Couldn’t imagine ringing someone I barely know, though. It would feel improper.

 

[ButterTart]

I cant even remember the last time a trump went wrong.

USA, 9th November 2016.

 

[lolly]

I cant even remember the last time a trump went wrong.

I do. The trickle went right down to my left sock.

 

[ameraal]

good morning, moopy.

today i am faced with two questions - what am i going to do with my life and is it time to visit my parents?

#

 

[big ron]

KIMCHI or HOT BEEF

 

[ameraal]

KIMCHI or HOT BEEF

i'm fasting today. one thing that has been decided. slept through most of the day anyway.

 

[Dark Carnival]

A friend invited me over to work from home together. Except this bitch can't remember his wifi code and can't figure out how to change it. So I'm all cabled up now like it's 2001

 

[big ron]

Just had a very satisfying poo. Good volume, solid texture. 8/10

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love a satisfying poo. The relief. The sense of achievement. WE STAN.

 

[Soldi]

Just had a very satisfying poo. Good volume, solid texture. 8/10

When was your last 11/10?

 

[big ron]

When was your last 11/10?

No such thing as 11/10

 

[Mats]

good morning, moopy.

today i am faced with two questions - what am i going to do with my life and is it time to visit my parents?

get yourself a little hut in the countryside, bake fancy bread that you ship to hipster eateries back in the city, buy (but don't bum) a goat to keep you company. city life is over!

 

[ButterTart]

No such thing as 11/10

I dunno. A phantom poo gets pretty close; big job, no pushing, barely need to wipe, flushes clean with no need to deploy a coat hanger or depth charges.

 

[ameraal]

get yourself a little hut in the countryside, bake fancy bread that you ship to hipster eateries back in the city, buy (but don't bum) a goat to keep you company. city life is over!

aye-aye, queen.

my current fantasy is getting a country house by the sea in greece and turning it into a guest house for friends and (sexy) adventurers.
the city is really dead to me right now.

 

[ameraal]

I dunno. A phantom poo gets pretty close; big job, no pushing, barely need to wipe, flushes clean with no need to deploy a coat hanger or depth charges.

how has no one invented poop dye yet? you take a pill or add colouring to food and it comes out blue or yellow and smells like citrus or pepsi cola.
i feel like korean people would be all over that shit.

 

[Mats]

packing my rucksack as we speak!

 

[ameraal]

nar: i just had my first work query from a client in what feels like an age.
can't wait to make that sale!

(not really. i think i'm done with this shit.)

 

[ameraal]

packing my rucksack as we speak!

is it a large rucksack or a small one?

 

[ButterTart]

how has no one invented poop dye yet? you take a pill or add colouring to food and it comes out blue or yellow and smells like citrus or pepsi cola.
i feel like korean people would be all over that shit.

I was just thinking there should be a product called Poo-B-Gone that dissolves offensively large shite. If you’re any good at chemistry we should team up and make a fortune from our products.

 

[Mats]

is it a large rucksack or a small one?

a very small one because I boil washed it

 

[ameraal]

I was just thinking there should be a product called Poo-B-Gone that dissolves offensively large shite. If you’re any good at chemistry we should team up and make a fortune from our products.

poo forum now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

packing my rucksack as we speak!

For a poo?

My backpack smells of anus.

 

[octophone]

...flushes clean with no need to deploy a coat hanger or depth charges.

OMFG!

 

[ButterTart]

poo forum now.

I concur. And it needs to be called Moopy Poop.

 

[Mats]

For a poo?

My backpack smells of anus.

it's my port-a-poop

 

[Indie]

Morning or something. Making another beer today.

Sure am looking forward to my holiday to Canada starting tomorrow

 

[Kate]

Moopy POO! surely?

 

[ameraal]

um, it should be called poopy! most obviously.

 

[big ron]

I dunno. A phantom poo gets pretty close; big job, no pushing, barely need to wipe, flushes clean with no need to deploy a coat hanger or depth charges.

That would be a 9/10

 

[win_the_game]

Toilet forum for all this rectal chat please.

 

[Rita]

 

[Lucille]

We can’t all shoot out pretty little pellets that smell of POT POURRI.