Thursday may never go away

[octophone]

Sure am looking forward to my holiday to Canada starting tomorrow

Are you going to simulate the experience by listening to Bryan Adams whilst wearing double denim?

 

[Rita]

We can’t all shoot out pretty little pellets that smell of POT POURRI.

Mores the PITY.

 

[ButterTart]

Are you going to simulate the experience by listening to Bryan Adams whilst wearing double denim?

Canadian tuxedo. Classy.

 

[Diddy]

Oh has Moopy finally stopped body shaming about toilet activities now? My years in the wilderness are at an end finally. You couldn’t even handle fart talk before.

And the subforum should be called Moopy Poop, surely?

 

[Diddy]

Btw has anyone seen Kala recently? I’m worried he’s been chased out of town by impatient gays

 

[Kate]

Re-booked my holiday for early December. Probably still won't happen but OH WELL

 

[big ron]

Btw has anyone seen Kala recently? I’m worried he’s been chased out of town by impatient gays

He's having some Kala time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'M NEARLY FINISHED THIS CUNT OF AN ESSAY.

Honestly fuck the US Civil War. Bunch of cunts. Especially every third American having published a book on the matter.

 

[Tisch]

Honestly fuck the US Civil War. Bunch of cunts.

Please let this be the last line of your dissertation.

 

[big ron]

Or the title.

 

[Shirley]

Oh help. My colleagues are trying to redesign the layout of a book via the medium of WHATSAPP CHAT

 

[Tisch]

Oh help. My colleagues are trying to redesign the layout of a book via the medium of WHATSAPP CHAT

Mute that shit. I have my ex work group muted as that seems have devolved into nothing but LOL MEMES.

 

[Rachey]

Today was my first day back at work in 6.5 weeks. I managed 10 hours. I have back ache.

 

[Rita]

Today was my first day back at work in 6.5 weeks. I managed 10 hours. I have back ache.

Oh no Rachel. I always had you down as a LADY OF LEISURE. Tell Mand’ to get a better job so you can enjoy the life you should be accustomed to.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please let this be the last line of your dissertation.

It's just an essay. My dissertation is nothing to do with the civil war and is going to be the absolute tits I've now decided.

I recall a story from a friend that a guy asked his mate to print his dissertation for him. The friend agreed but added "I'm a cunt" in the middle. The friend was expelled from Uni.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Or the title.

It would make a shitting amazing and heartfelt title.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I talked about the Queen's pussy in my undergrad dissertation. I was proud of myself.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I talked about the Queen's pussy in my undergrad dissertation. I was proud of myself.

Context?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm legit going to discuss anal in mine.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Context?

I was doing a Media degree and discussing how scandals affected broadcasting. So I got to quote Frankie Boyle's joke where, as the Queen, he said "I'm so old my Pussy is haunted."

 

[Shirley]

I've just been to a SURPRISE 50TH BIRTHDAY ZOOM PARTY

That's my NEED FOR SOCIALIZING SATED for another SIX MONTHS

 

[ameraal]

i can't sleep.
again.
what is happening?