MOOPY SURVIVOR - Team Selection...

[Kate]

Live footage of Rita getting ready to enter the island.

OT: omg just realised someone I know is totally a blonde Susie

 

[Suomi]

Team Danniiiii are just so CHILL with each other. We have an easy silence. And I come to find a refuge in the
Easy silence that you make for me
It's okay when there's nothing more to say to me
And the peaceful quiet you create for me
And the way you keep the world at bay for me

Oh my God I was having a moment to that song earlier

 

[ameraal]

Team Danniiiii are just so CHILL with each other. We have an easy silence. And I come to find a refuge in the
Easy silence that you make for me
It's okay when there's nothing more to say to me
And the peaceful quiet you create for me
And the way you keep the world at bay for me

is that by yawni braxton?

 

[Tisch]

Oh my God I was having a moment to that song earlier

<3

 

[ButterTart]

We are making preparations which might actually help us with survival challenges. For example, Rita can kill a rat with a thrown stiletto heel at thirty paces. Actually, she could do that before we started playing.

Meanwhile, on Daniii Island, violence and screaming have erupted after they were given their first task - opening a tin of beans. Despite being given a tin opener and a full colour instruction booklet detailing how to operate a tin opener, Lucille has lost a toe, Raining On Me has been given an emergency blood transfusion, and the beans were stolen by a nest of unusually aggressive fire ants.

 

[Phoenix]

Meanwhile, on Daniii Island, violence and screaming have erupted after they were given their first task - opening a tin of beans. Despite being given a tin opener and a full colour instruction booklet detailing how to operate a tin opener, Lucille has lost a toe, Raining On Me has been given an emergency blood transfusion, and the beans were stolen by a nest of unusually aggressive fire ants.

It doesn’t matter if we’re in shambles. Once your team loses all this camaraderie will disappear and you better hope you’re not on the bottom of the totem pole cause you’re a bunch of cut throat bitches.

 

[K.C.]

Team Dannii is barely even a team. Most of them are in different corners sipping Kool Aid and trash-talking each other. They're a team of remorseless liars and cold blooded murderers.

 

[dmlaw]

Admittedly, I was passing the Team Dannii treehouse earlier today and I distinctly heard a voice screeching, 'put the gun down, Suomi, we'll do whatever you say'.

 

[Phoenix]

If this is the quality of content that you people are posting then I’m glad I’m not subjected to it.

 

[Tisch]

@buttertard stop missipelling Daannniiii. You know what your doing but your mind games won't get past me

Also stop spreading salacious lies. I'm ADEPT with an electric tin opener.

 

[Lucille]

If this is the quality of content that you people are posting then I’m glad I’m not subjected to it.

AMIRIGHT.

I imagine it’s just...

Penelope wakes up at 9pm and posts gin fuelled hysterics.

Buttertart makes comparison between a situation and a natural disaster/child murder.

Kindacool bashes his fists against his keyboard and hopes something coherent comes out.

 

[Lucille]

Has Rita been around? Maybe she’s busy firing another cleaner.

 

[Rita]

Has Rita been around? Maybe she’s busy firing another cleaner.

I am here darling. Me and Indie have just been off for a “gossip” and a skinny dip.

 

[ButterTart]

Buttertart makes comparison between a situation and a natural disaster/child murder.

Ridiculous. I've not heard such a tissue of lies since the Billie-Jo Jenkins trial.

 

[Lucille]

I am here darling. Me and Indie have just been off for a “gossip” and a skinny dip.

Oh I hope he doesn’t catch your conjunctivitis!

 

[Rita]

Oh I hope he doesn’t catch your conjunctivitis!

My eyes are CLEAN. The same can’t be said about your last STD check.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Butter Art and the rest of Team Kylie

 

[Kate]

Alla there flipping off an off-screen Kindacool after he said his beard was shit. Meanwhile a drunken Rita rests on her lover Indie, about to be sick in his hair, and Penelope is passed out under the table.

 

[cwej]

Alla there flipping off an off-screen Kindacool after he said his beard was shit. Meanwhile a drunken Rita rests on her lover Indie, about to be sick in his hair, and Penelope is passed out under the table.

Perfect. Would you like to be the series narrator?

 

[Kate]

Do I have to do a Geordie accent?

DAY 4. Boo'er-taart has been molestin' the chic'uns again.

 

[ButterTart]

The chickens are all dead already. We've filleted them and they're safely stored in the freezer we made from bamboo and vine leaves because we're hardcore survivalists.

 

[Suomi]

I just pray some angels are watching who can save me.

 

[Indie]

I am here darling. Me and Indie have just been off for a “gossip” and a skinny dip.

The water was cold, okay? It's normally more impressive than that.

 

[ButterTart]

The water was cold, okay? It's normally more impressive than that.

Can confirm. Indie is normally well good at doing handstands underwater.

 

[win_the_game]

Certain players should be aware they are straying into libellous territory.

 

[Zu]

No idea what on earth is going on in those threads what with the tree mail and whatnot and it’s probably best not to think about it but I see that people are fucking ACTUAL MONKEYS and at @Alla being “bored already”

 

[cwej]

50-50 vote for the winning tribe at the moment!!

 

[Madison]

I have randomly allocated the 16 numbers from 1-16 so that each will place you in one of the two tribes (don't worry @Madison I have recorded the list of which numbers go where using a random list generator... no cheating here)

I wasn’t accusing you of shenanigans. I just wondered whether it was random or pseudo-random.

 

[Star]

50-50 vote for the winning tribe at the moment!!

Won't be long before Buttertart rigs that somehow. You should see his mod log.

 

[ButterTart]

Won't be long before Buttertart rigs that somehow. You should see his mod log.

SECRET mod log, mouth. I knew you hadn’t forgiven me for accidentally slagging off your kids.

 

[Tisch]

SECRET mod log, mouth. I knew you hadn’t forgiven me for accidentally slagging off your kids.

We had enough chat about your log yesterday mister!

 

[ButterTart]

We had enough chat about your log yesterday mister!

Been a bit egg bound today. Went for a couple of tries at work to no avail.

 

[Tisch]

Sad times when a man can't even take a extended poobreak at work. #clapforbuttertart

 

[Star]

SECRET mod log, mouth. I knew you hadn’t forgiven me for accidentally slagging off your kids.

Exactly. That's why this is PERSONAL.

 

[OutSynk]

This thread seems awfully quiet. Kill each other already or something.

 

[ButterTart]

This thread seems awfully quiet. Kill each other already or something.

Team Kylie are conserving our energy for Monday.
Team Daneee are out standing less than two metres away from people and playing football with strangers like the godless monsters they are.

 

[cwej]

I wasn’t accusing you of shenanigans. I just wondered whether it was random or pseudo-random.

Ha - actually random (as random as a random number generator can be). I'm a big fan of randomisation in games...

 

[Madison]

Which random number generator did you use?

 

[Zu]

The clue to Challenge 2 is like being on Yorkshire Television’s much-loved Saturday night favourite ‘3-2-1’

OMG DAVE I’VE GUESSED IT! IT’S THE MINI METRO! Sorry luv, you’ve won the bin

 

[cwej]

The clue to Challenge 2 is like being on Yorkshire Television’s much-loved Saturday night favourite ‘3-2-1’

OMG DAVE I’VE GUESSED IT! IT’S THE MINI METRO! Sorry luv, you’ve won the bin

They get worse... Challenge 3's is the worst one yet!!