Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

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Did this small man from Austria BUY HIS WAY into being selected..?

 

[Penelope]

Everyone responsible for this show simply MUST be forced to work in care homes for the rest of the year THIS FUCKING INSTANT!

 

[Lucille]

Obey laws and listen to my (shit) track!

 

[Lucille]

Why is Graham declaring Bulgaria such an OUTSIDE choice.

 

[Dark Carnival]

FREAKY FREAKY FREAKEEEEEH

 

[Soldi]

Why is Graham declaring Bulgaria such an OUTSIDE choice.

IKR, they were the FAVOURITE

 

[Zu]

I can’t believe this is prime time television!!!

I’d rather watch one of those ten hour TRAIN DRIVER’S EYE VIEW videos. Well obviously I’d actively want to watch one of those anyway

 

[COB]

Freaky sounds like something a crap Drag Race contestant would release

 

[Alla]

OMG the state of Senhit

 

[Soldi]

I’d rather watch one of those ten hour TRAIN DRIVER’S EYE VIEW videos. Well obviously I’d actively want to watch one of those anyway

Oh I fucking love those, particularly the Norwegian MOUNTAIN ones through the SNOW

 

[COB]

LOVE DADI

 

[dmlaw]

Oh god, five times the cunt.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Our Winner-Presumpt is brilliant.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Surely that would have won

 

[Beverley]

This is such fucking CACK!

 

[D5K]

Okay I’ve changed my mind, Iceland should win purely based on that postcard

 

[Alla]

Oh not Netta, for god's sake

 

[Beverley]

WHY DO WE NEED THIS CUNT

 

[Soldi]

Netta gets INSPIRED

 

[FetchFugly]

How has HE made the cut for this show?

 

[ButterTart]

Poor San Marino really suffering with that lockdown hair. Like someone had bombed a thatched cottage.

 

[Madison]

Christ on a bike.

What next? That Hungarian child abuse song, followed by a medley of Armenian Genocide entries?

 

[lolly]

Cant believe he hasn't rethought that hair in two years.

 

[dmlaw]

Now I'm fully on board with miserable, but this German dirge is a step too far.

 

[COB]

Netta gets INSPIRED

Imagine how tired we are

 

[Jacques]

I didn't think I could want to slap Dadi any more. I was wrong

 

[Madison]

The German people are doing the best.

 

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OMG NOT THIS SUB-HUMAN ED SHEERAN TRIBUTE ACT!

WHY!

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh I fucking love those, particularly the Norwegian MOUNTAIN ones through the SNOW

I've just been considering looking for videos of people stirring gravy for 3 hours non stop, but this sounds right up my street

Will probably still watch gravy stirring however

 

[Dark Carnival]

French TV UP IN ARMS this show doesn't include French

 

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WHO THOUGHT THIS SHOW WAS A GOOD IDEA! I AM BAFFLED!

MORE SAMANTA TINA AND NOW!

 

[Soldi]

Remember when all the EUROFANS were scared he would win in 2018, in hindsight I’d rather him had won over NETTA

 

[ButterTart]

She did

Brilliant way to completely destroy any goodwill she’d accrued.

 

[FetchFugly]

Couldn't they have let Ilse go solo?

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, WHO thought ANYONE would be champing at the bit to hear "THAT GERMAN SIMPLY RED ONE FROM THE OTHER YEAR" AGAIN

 

[lolly]

God this is MAWKISH

 

[Ellie]

Oh this is quite nice

 

[Tisch]

How are you up to time? Did none of you need loo breaks?

 

[Zu]

a medley of Armenian Genocide entries?

This now please. With DUDUK THROUGHOUT

 

[Beverley]

* slits wrists *