TOTP2 Goes Eurovision - BBC2 11pm 16/05

[ButterTart]

Steve Wright is an unmitigated cunt, but he's dead on with the sitcom comment.

 

[VoR]

Wasn't Lyndsey DePaul a notorious Tory?

I like this prototype 'Playing With Fire' but she can still do one (FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE if I recall)

 

[Lucille]

Where are we? ROCK BOTTOM!

Can’t argue with that!

 

[ButterTart]

Lynsey de Paul is currently dead, isn't she? Overdue a comeback if you ask me.

 

[Rita]

Where the HELL did Love City Groove place? It really did all go to absolute POT.

 

[dmlaw]

Here are the public school rappers. We really deserve to have a much worse record in this than we do.

 

[Lucille]

Tragedys? WE GOT ‘EM!

 

[ButterTart]

Where the HELL did Love City Groove place? It really did all go to absolute POT.

Higher than you'd expect!

 

[Rita]

What were the UK THINKING?

 

[lolly]

I like Rock Bottom, but you can practically smell the chicken in a basket cabaret of it all

 

[Tisch]

I have no idea what's going on. Did we try to be cool beeofly in 94?

 

[VoR]

Now be fair guys. It was either this, or send actual black people.

 

[ButterTart]

Which one is BEANZ?

 

[dmlaw]

Lynsey de Paul is currently dead, isn't she? Overdue a comeback if you ask me.

Vegetarian. Didn't smoke. Didn't drink. Boring cunt.

 

[Lucille]

Where the HELL did Love City Groove place? It really did all go to absolute POT.

It was 1994, we were all high on disco biscuits and JOOP!

 

[Rita]

I could almost forgive the song, but THAT WAISTCOAT? I don’t care if it was 1994.

HIDEOUS.

 

[Ellie]

Was that the first instance of erm "Hip Hop" at Eurovision?

 

[Tisch]

Why does lulu already look 63?

 

[Dark Carnival]

What were the UK THINKING?

FORWARD THINKING

 

[Lucille]

Which one is BEANZ?

The one who went to Harrow.

 

[Tisch]

FORWARD THINKING

How's PATRICK doing these days?

 

[Rita]

Why does lulu already look 63?

She looked around 50 at least when she came out with Shout.

 

[dmlaw]

This may be controversial, but Lulu is not the worst thing on this show.

 

[ButterTart]

I have no idea what's going on. Did we try to be cool beeofly in 94?

94 AND 95. We took a brief foray into trip hop 1994 which @dmlaw and I were discussing only a couple of hours ago.

 

[Tisch]

She looked around 50 at least when she came out with Shout.

Then why isn't she DEAD

 

[lolly]

I LOVE BARDO

 

[VoR]

KICK YOUR LEG UP BO

 

[Rita]

Then why isn't she DEAD

Push her down a flight of stairs and she will FALL TO PIECES.

 

[Tisch]

94 AND 95. We took a brief foray into trip hop 1994 which @dmlaw and I were discussing only a couple of hours ago.

Unfortunately you got distracted by GREAT TITS before coming to any conclusion as per.

But I do agree their plumage is just lovely

 

[Rita]

This one is quite fun at least.

 

[lolly]

Nice arse

 

[Lucille]

I’ve never heard it but it’s quite FABULOUS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

How's PATRICK doing these days?

DEAD

 

[Tisch]

Push her down a flight of stairs and she will FALL TO PIECES.

Hopefully she shouts THE WHOLE WAY DOWN

 

[ButterTart]

Then why isn't she DEAD

She went into hibernation for twenty years until Take That performed a black mass to summon her. Relight My Fire is actually about the Hell dimension she's the overlord of.

 

[lolly]

I’ve never heard it but it’s quite FABULOUS.

We've done 1982 haven't we?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun fact: they came back and represented Slovenia with Sebi

 

[Tisch]

Bardot is quite good and Mr Bardo is worth a little go for sure

 

[dmlaw]

I've not heard Bardo before and I'm enjoying it. Much better than Bucks Fizz.

 

[ButterTart]

I LOVE BARDO

My friend's favourite song of all time.