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K.C.

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The plumbing in my building has been acting up all week

My toilet hasn't been flushing for about 10 hours now. I've been pissing in the bathtub.

Morning y'all.
 
Woke up at half 6 hungover and it looks like I’m not going back to sleep now. Still in bed obviously.
 
Morning. My Saturday evening 80s Zoom quiz took a downward turn with shots from the “random leftovers” part of the booze cupboard and finished at 2:30am. Not feeling my brightest this morning.

Still, we won by a mile and our “we’ve recreated 80s soap scenes, now guess which one it is” round went down best and was WELL worth the afternoon of effort it took to record them :D
 
I'm off the booze again so no hanging over here. Wasn't really up the Eurovision stuff so I watched the live episode of The Bugle podcast and about half on online gig by experimental types last night. It's raining here but I'm feeling almost perky.
 
I really do need some time off the booze. It feels like I hit Friday and there’s fuck all else to do so just get on the sauce and skid my way through the weekend.
 
I had half a bottle of wine and a couple of whiskies. Feel fine. Although probably will lay off for a few days now my "holiday" is over.
 
Years ago I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a christmas tree and it randomly hurts from time to time. Today is one of those times.
 
I've not shaved now for three weeks. My 'beard' is utterly pathetic.
 
I am feeling a tad LETHARGIC today. I am currently lying on the couch with a face mask on, and a deep conditioning treatment on my hair and plan to do little else for the next hour or so.
 
The plumbing in my building has been acting up all week

My toilet hasn't been flushing for about 10 hours now. I've been pissing in the bathtub.

Morning y'all.

Quick question and it may not be relevant due to you using a foreign toilet, their cisterns might be different ... do your foreign toilets not flush just by pouring a pan of water into them like UK ones do?
 
It was so weird last night at my mum's, knowing that by going round for a birthday chinese we were all committing a criminal act (or my mum was, I'm not quite sure who'd be in trouble for it). At one point the doorbell rang and spawn rushed to the front door to answer it with me hot on her heels quietly screeching "noooo, don't open it, hide in the front room!". Luckily it was only my cousin's wife delivering some wine and flowers and she promised not to dob us in to the rozzers.
 
Quick question and it may not be relevant due to you using a foreign toilet, their cisterns might be different ... do your foreign toilets not flush just by pouring a pan of water into them like UK ones do?

Oh they do. But I wanted to see if maintenance would get here before I'd need to. I'm afraid I'll pour the water too aggressively and splash shit water everywhere. #QuarantineProblems
 
It was so weird last night at my mum's, knowing that by going round for a birthday chinese we were all committing a criminal act (or my mum was, I'm not quite sure who'd be in trouble for it). At one point the doorbell rang and spawn rushed to the front door to answer it with me hot on her heels quietly screeching "noooo, don't open it, hide in the front room!". Luckily it was only my cousin's wife delivering some wine and flowers and she promised not to dob us in to the rozzers.

There is no legal standing for social distancing.
 
Can't believe how many people are sitting on benches though, and wearing masks at the same times.
 
I've not met any friends or family yet. I can't be bothered.

Will see my brother for his birthday this week.
 
We sat on a bench yesterday and two rozzers approached us but it was only to cheerfully suggest that we keep our cans of booze out of sight as there was supposed to be a fine for drinking there. They're not all bad :)
 
So I’ve spent the day in the sea and it was wonderful. I’m so much happier in the summer. Even the misery of lockdown couldn’t thwart my mood.
 
I've just collected some face masks a Latvian neighbour has made for me and Mr L. She has a range of fabrics, and makes them to order. They fit lovely.

It was only when I got home and hung them up that I realised how much they look like mini jockstraps. Think I might ask her if she's got any thicker elastic and she if she'll take a commission.
 
Like you’ll need a jock strap at your age...
 

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